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Read This And Laugh by ublight: 2:45pm On Nov 19, 2019 |
The Deaf Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather learns that his
bookkeeper has embezzled ten million
dollars. The bookkeeper is deaf and that
was the reason he got the job in the first
place.
It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper
would not be able to hear anything that
he'd ever have to testify about in court. So,
when the Godfather interrogates the
bookkeeper about the missing $10 million,
he brings along an attorney who knows
sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper,
"Where's the 10 million you embezzled
from me"?
The attorney, using sign language, asks
the bookkeeper where the 10 million is
hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know
what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says
he doesn't know what you're talking
about."
The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts
it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and
says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper,
"He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back, "Okay! You
win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin
Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well,
what'd he say"?
The attorney replies, "He says you don't
have the guts to pull the trigger." 1 Like |
Re: Read This And Laugh by Modernist: 2:51pm On Nov 19, 2019 |
Damn, thieving attorney. |
Re: Read This And Laugh by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 2:56pm On Nov 19, 2019 |
Classic Deny till death do you path |
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