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#man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by supercase1(m): 5:07pm On Nov 25, 2019
..... Imagine the scenerio u and your babe went out on a picnic somewhere and suddenly....... GBAM!!a lion showed up trying to eat up your girl you have only a dagger with u can u challenge the lion just to protect your babe from it's devouring claws and save her life?
wink wink wink
Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Goldensword: 5:13pm On Nov 25, 2019
There is nothing about love in trying to save her, if I'm sure the dagger can do something good for me, definitely i will fight the lion, i can still even do the same for a stranger if need be, to me what's important is just to save a soul.

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Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Tomide007: 5:18pm On Nov 25, 2019
Wait what? Fight lion? Lol.....I believe in gender equality, she should fight the lion herself...what a man can do, a woman can do better.

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Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Mokason28: 5:24pm On Nov 25, 2019
Nansense talk ... are we in Kenya?? Were will the lion come from?? I’d rather imagine picking up a bag filled with money
Good thinking good product
Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Nobody: 5:29pm On Nov 25, 2019
supercase1:
..... Imagine the scenerio u and your babe went out on a picnic somewhere and suddenly....... GBAM!!a lion showed up trying to eat up your girl you have only a dagger with u can u challenge the lion just to protect your babe from it's devouring claws and save her life?
wink wink wink

Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Starboytwo(m): 5:32pm On Nov 25, 2019
True story


200 level, I remember it was a "Fresh Monday"(mumsy don transfer 5k to my aza earlier, and I don already blow like 2k already My two weeks allawee, ok, Kontinu...

Around evening I strolled say make I reach "this girl" side, as shes dey always para say when money dey my hand,I no dey show, and it means I don't love her, to show my true love, I carry "Figo"(500) for pocket and 100 naira extra(at all at all)

Me and babe dey stroll for night, as I don buy shawarma, the love they strong us, already we Don dey project the future...

Only 2 of us for road, and I saw it, Gbam...

The dog is big like giant, I don't know what the owner feeds it, but I ran, didn't know why, but I knew I'd be dead if that thing gets me, didn't even look back, I just kept running...

I got to my hostel and I didn't see my babe, instead I saw the sharwarma, didn't know I was holding it all the while running... As I no see babe, nahim I chop shawarma....

To cut story short,

She broke up with me afterwards, firstly, I ran and left her, and 2ndly I ate the bloody shawarma...

Me- but babe, the thing wud have spoil if I no chop am na?? you know I no kukuma like shawarma

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Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Kalashnikov102(m): 5:34pm On Nov 25, 2019
If na bear hands i go use attack am...i swear Usain Bolt no get medals pass me undecided
Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by fulaniHERDSman(m): 5:41pm On Nov 25, 2019
I will borrow her my dagger to use ki the lion

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Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Nobody: 6:08pm On Nov 25, 2019
Tomide007:
Wait what? Fight lion? Lol.....I believe in gender equality, she should fight the lion herself...what a man can do, a woman can do better.
My nigga. cheesy

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Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:03pm On Nov 25, 2019
supercase1:
..... Imagine the scenerio u and your babe went out on a picnic somewhere and suddenly....... GBAM!!a lion showed up trying to eat up your girl you have only a dagger with u can u challenge the lion just to protect your babe from it's devouring claws and save her life?
wink wink wink

i will tell the babe to RUUUUUNNNNN then i would run like hell to save my own nyansh... what else ANYONE can do against a lion?!?!?

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Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by blinking001(m): 9:32pm On Nov 25, 2019
For what na.
Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by supercase1(m): 10:13pm On Nov 25, 2019
Starboytwo:
True story


200 level, I remember it was a "Fresh Monday"(mumsy don transfer 5k to my aza earlier, and I don already blow like 2k already My two weeks allawee, ok, Kontinu...

Around evening I strolled say make I reach "this girl" side, as shes dey always para say when money dey my hand,I no dey show, and it means I don't love her, to show my true love, I carry "Figo"(500) for pocket and 100 naira extra(at all at all)

Me and babe dey stroll for night, as I don buy shawarma, the love they strong us, already we Don dey project the future...

Only 2 of us for road, and I saw it, Gbam...

The dog is big like giant, I don't know what the owner feeds it, but I ran, didn't know why, but I knew I'd be dead if that thing gets me, didn't even look back, I just kept running...

I got to my hostel and I didn't see my babe, instead I saw the sharwarma, didn't know I was holding it all the while running... As I no see babe, nahim I chop shawarma....

To cut story short,

She broke up with me afterwards, firstly, I ran and left her, and 2ndly I ate the bloody shawarma...

Me- but babe, the thing wud have spoil if I no chop am na?? you know I no kukuma like shawarma
Badt nigga grin grin
Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by comradewanle(m): 10:32pm On Nov 25, 2019
I will stop imagining it...Lion shocked shocked

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Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by nanakgh(m): 10:36pm On Nov 25, 2019
Bye Felicia
Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Tomide007: 11:16pm On Nov 25, 2019
nanakgh:
Bye Felicia
grin...RIP straight up
Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:29pm On Nov 25, 2019
Tomide007:
grin...RIP straight up

bro, some of these women would just remove their high heels shoes and push you out the way before running away faster than you.

[img]https://media./images/eb2c4673afd908623d4c5515c574cbf4/tenor.gif[/img]

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Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by mumumugu(m): 3:21am On Nov 26, 2019
on your own
Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by supercase1(m): 9:08pm On Nov 26, 2019
MrBrownJay1:


i will tell the babe to RUUUUUNNNNN then i would run like hell to save my own nyansh... what else ANYONE can do against a lion?!?!?
U don forget the story of Samson wey kill lion with barehand men of nowadays no strong again grin
Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:21pm On Nov 26, 2019
supercase1:
U don forget the story of Samson wey kill lion with barehand men of nowadays no strong again grin

bro, i guess you forgot what was the downfall of that same Samson? let me remind you... her name was Delilah!

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Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by SalafRider(m): 10:58pm On Nov 26, 2019
No be only protection, make she stand de wait for me. The speed I go use pheeewwwwm commot there even devil go get fever. I no fit for any girl never

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Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by TOPCRUISE(m): 6:26am On Nov 27, 2019
I will drop the dagger and pick race. I am not samson

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Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Hypnotise: 6:58am On Nov 27, 2019
supercase1:
..... Imagine the scenerio u and your babe went out on a picnic somewhere and suddenly....... GBAM!!a lion showed up trying to eat up your girl you have only a dagger with u can u challenge the lion just to protect your babe from it's devouring claws and save her life?
wink wink wink
Oya na, since we are imaging...

On sighting the lion i have 2 choices, what comes to mind is either fight or flight. It's either i also imagine an Ak47 machine gun ready for battle or a Ferrari to use to jaapaa. But yet again, i no wan fall the babe hand so I'll imagine both. Shoot the modafvcking lion from my modafvcking Ferrari

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Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Nobody: 7:08am On Nov 27, 2019
TOPCRUISE:
I will drop the dagger and pick race. I am not samson
At least hand over the dagger to her before you run.
Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by TOPCRUISE(m): 7:39am On Nov 27, 2019
RisenPhoenix:

At least hand over the dagger to her before you run.
Who has time to do that. She should pick it on the ground because I only dropped it and not throw it away.
Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by IamPlato(m): 10:22am On Nov 27, 2019
With A Dagger You Stand A Chance Cause You Can Do A Stab And Slit On Its Neck but With No Weapon, you Do Not Stand A Chance...

I Certainly Wont Stand There And Watch A Lion Kill my Girl, things Will Get Bloody Between The Lion And Myself.


If No Weapon Then We Will Bite The Hell Out of Each Other
Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by isyourboy(m): 10:56am On Nov 27, 2019
IamPlato:
With A Dagger You Stand A Chance Cause You Can Do A Stab And Slit On Its Neck but With No Weapon, you Do Not Stand A Chance...

I Certainly Wont Stand There And Watch A Lion Kill my Girl, things Will Get Bloody Between The Lion And Myself.


If No Weapon Then We Will Bite The Hell Out of Each Other

Lie

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Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Nobody: 11:02am On Nov 27, 2019
IamPlato:
With A Dagger You Stand A Chance Cause You Can Do A Stab And Slit On Its Neck but With No Weapon, you Do Not Stand A Chance...

I Certainly Wont Stand There And Watch A Lion Kill my Girl, things Will Get Bloody Between The Lion And Myself.


If No Weapon Then We Will Bite The Hell Out of Each Other

Continue o.

While the lion is busy digesting you, 'your' girl will be going home with the currently girl-less TOPCRUISE who had the sense to throw away his dagger and pick race, leaving his own girl behind.

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Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by IamPlato(m): 12:30pm On Nov 27, 2019
RisenPhoenix:


Continue o.

While the lion is busy digesting you, 'your' girl will be going home with the currently girl-less TOPCRUISE who had the sense to throw away his dagger and pick race, leaving his own girl behind.
okay If It Was Your Mother
Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by utenwuson: 1:27pm On Nov 27, 2019
Mokason28:
Nansense talk ... are we in Kenya?? Were will the lion come from?? I’d rather imagine picking up a bag filled with money
Good thinking good product
hehehehehehe.... Funny dude

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Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by utenwuson: 1:29pm On Nov 27, 2019
Those guys with mad mad pick up line.... Time to test reality...

Heard one pick up line... '' I could walk through the Bermuda triangle just to make sure u are safe....

Ordinary lion some don the run
Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by supercase1(m): 9:05pm On Nov 27, 2019
Hypnotise:

Oya na, since we are imaging...

On sighting the lion i have 2 choices, what comes to mind is either fight or flight. It's either i also imagine an Ak47 machine gun ready for battle or a Ferrari to use to jaapaa. But yet again, i no wan fall the babe hand so I'll imagine both. Shoot the modafvcking lion from my modafvcking Ferrari
Fast and furious grin grin grin

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