Offpoint:

Ani starts with letter A, Amaka starts with letter A...
M and N are are neighbors. can you relate?

Chai
Ah no talk again

Hello Friends, Please I need this Sienna 2005/6 for transportation on a (HIGHER PURCHASE AGREEMENT) For transportation.

PS: I don't have money for a deposit but I have 2 plots of land worth 700/800k at IFO ( Atun close to Winners chapel) as collateral with family receipt.

Please anyone interested in the business should contact me on 08169934065 for discussion and agreement. I am a good driver with over 7yrs experience.

Thanks.

A Tailor sold my own plain trouser to another customer that needed it most.

I hardly patronize them because of this rubbish, I prefer casuals so getting my clothes isn't a big deal. The only time you see me in their shop is if I want to sew asho -ebi. To avoid disappointment I usually give them the material a month before the occasion

In a Naija made contest of disappointments, I don't know who win between tailors and politicians.

I don't normally do this, but since it's the season of love, please any amount will do. I'm broke. Help a brother. 2061881608 UBA

I only buy already made clothes. zero worries

You guys will always prefer to use amatuers than Pay real professionals. I delivered all my orders 3 days before the scheduled time. Use good bespoke tailors! There are a lot of us in Nigeria. But you will prefer to go to the marke, buy the fabric and take it to some cheap tailor to join. Okay... Keep enjoying

Offpoint:
No sleep for am, after come collect am on 12th and it's 24th

Merry Christmas to those celebrating, for broke guys like me. I'm taking 10 dose Cipri Gold. I wanna wake up next year

There's tendency he will disappoint

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Tailor's and disappointment

But my nigggar you don't need to take sleeping pills just because you are broke
Being broke is only a temporary situation
Just take your bath and go out with friends
Gone are those days when he be say if you nor get money you nor go fit go out but this days you can be broke and still hang out with your real niggarrrz and drink even more than ten bottles of Heineken without paying with your money

Life is all about packaging at times
You don't need to have millions. Just spend the little you have. We can't have it all. And Humans can't be satisfied. Even dangote still dey find my money

As you dey master the huzzle to conquer the struggle also try dey package your life. Go out with friends and flex.

Assuming say na Benin city you dey now i for say make you reach my side make we eat some fried rice and drink some Heineken. My female siblings are Christians and they have prepared enough fried rice already

Am in Benin

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Tailor's and disappointment

But my nigggar you don't need to take sleeping pills just because you are broke
Being broke is only a temporary situation
Just take your bath and go out with friends
Gone are those days when he be say if you nor get money you nor go fit go out but this days you can be broke and still hang out with your real niggarrrz and drink even more than ten bottles of Heineken without paying with your money

Life is all about packaging at times
You don't need to have millions. Just spend the little you have. We can't have it all. And Humans can't be satisfied. Even dangote still dey find my money

As you dey master the huzzle to conquer the struggle also try dey package your life. Go out with friends and flex.

Assuming say na Benin city you dey now i for say make you reach my side make we eat some fried rice and drink some Heineken. My female siblings are Christians and they have prepared enough fried rice already

I thought its only animal that eat from the floor?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Tailor's and disappointment

But my nigggar you don't need to take sleeping pills just because you are broke
Being broke is only a temporary situation
Just take your bath and go out with friends
Gone are those days when he be say if you nor get money you nor go fit go out but this days you can be broke and still hang out with your real niggarrrz and drink even more than ten bottles of Heineken without paying with your money

Life is all about packaging at times
You don't need to have millions. Just spend the little you have. We can't have it all. And Humans can't be satisfied. Even dangote still dey find my money

As you dey master the huzzle to conquer the struggle also try dey package your life. Go out with friends and flex.

Assuming say na Benin city you dey now i for say make you reach my side make we eat some fried rice and drink some Heineken. My female siblings are Christians and they have prepared enough fried rice already

Oboy.. Invite me house na

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Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Tailor's and disappointment

But my nigggar you don't need to take sleeping pills just because you are broke
Being broke is only a temporary situation
Just take your bath and go out with friends
Gone are those days when he be say if you nor get money you nor go fit go out but this days you can be broke and still hang out with your real niggarrrz and drink even more than ten bottles of Heineken without paying with your money

Life is all about packaging at times
You don't need to have millions. Just spend the little you have. We can't have it all. And Humans can't be satisfied. Even dangote still dey find my money

As you dey master the huzzle to conquer the struggle also try dey package your life. Go out with friends and flex.

Assuming say na Benin city you dey now i for say make you reach my side make we eat some fried rice and drink some Heineken. My female siblings are Christians and they have prepared enough fried rice already

You'll die a real niggar

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Tailor's and disappointment

But my nigggar you don't need to take sleeping pills just because you are broke
Being broke is only a temporary situation
Just take your bath and go out with friends
Gone are those days when he be say if you nor get money you nor go fit go out but this days you can be broke and still hang out with your real niggarrrz and drink even more than ten bottles of Heineken without paying with your money

Life is all about packaging at times
You don't need to have millions. Just spend the little you have. We can't have it all. And Humans can't be satisfied. Even dangote still dey find my money

As you dey master the huzzle to conquer the struggle also try dey package your life. Go out with friends and flex.

Assuming say na Benin city you dey now i for say make you reach my side make we eat some fried rice and drink some Heineken. My female siblings are Christians and they have prepared enough fried rice already

Damnnnnn Nigaarrr.... that's the 100% truth above...

the pictures though
everywhere maranma
e soft for you

The dude who wrote this meme already said it all ....

uuzba:

I thought its only animal that eat from the floor?

Your English is not even correct.. You're trying to make his kind heart feel bad whereas you have no live in you.. Go get a life.. I hate folks like you.. They would never help anyone but would be the first to castigate anyone who does...

sunshineV:
I don't know who you are but you will never lack. U can't understand how I feel right now. Mr Moses just bless me thank you

Oga your time stamps betrayed you.

You posted your message/request today but your alert message about a supposed Mr Moses crediting you is showing 19:24 today.

nairalee:
I learnt that during their apprenticeship they are drilled in courses like

Postponementology
Disappointmentography
Lieology
Decietation

LMAO

I can totally relate sometimes these things just happen and you have little or no control over the situation...

Happy Xmas to all Nairalanders...

Lionhearted:


Oga your time stamps betrayed you.

You posted your message/request today but your alert message about a supposed Mr Moses crediting you is showing 19:24 today.

Lol na time u see wey u dey complain if u see date nko? Na candy crush dey make my time and date no correct. Bye

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Tailor's and disappointment

But my nigggar you don't need to take sleeping pills just because you are broke
Being broke is only a temporary situation
Just take your bath and go out with friends
Gone are those days when he be say if you nor get money you nor go fit go out but this days you can be broke and still hang out with your real niggarrrz and drink even more than ten bottles of Heineken without paying with your money

Life is all about packaging at times
You don't need to have millions. Just spend the little you have. We can't have it all. And Humans can't be satisfied. Even dangote still dey find my money

As you dey master the huzzle to conquer the struggle also try dey package your life. Go out with friends and flex.

Assuming say na Benin city you dey now i for say make you reach my side make we eat some fried rice and drink some Heineken and 33 beer. After we finish the one when dey fridge we go enter beer parlour. My female siblings are Christians and they have prepared enough fried rice already

you're a really nigga

bestabigaelever:
Chai Ah no talk again

busted

.

Lionhearted:


Oga your time stamps betrayed you.

You posted your message/request today but your alert message about a supposed Mr Moses crediting you is showing 19:24 today.

The time wasn't correct that's why. Bye

Tailor and carpenter, God dey o.

confirm getting my message ,from s.o.u

Correct!!!
Bros, me I dey Benin.
How we go take hook up as per grooving things?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Tailor's and disappointment

But my nigggar you don't need to take sleeping pills just because you are broke
Being broke is only a temporary situation
Just take your bath and go out with friends
Gone are those days when he be say if you nor get money you nor go fit go out but this days you can be broke and still hang out with your real niggarrrz and drink even more than ten bottles of Heineken without paying with your money

Life is all about packaging at times
You don't need to have millions. Just spend the little you have. We can't have it all. And Humans can't be satisfied. Even dangote still dey find my money

As you dey master the huzzle to conquer the struggle also try dey package your life. Go out with friends and flex.

Assuming say na Benin city you dey now i for say make you reach my side make we eat some fried rice and drink some Heineken and 33 beer. After we finish the one when dey fridge we go enter beer parlour. My female siblings are Christians and they have prepared enough fried rice already

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Tailor's and disappointment

But my nigggar you don't need to take sleeping pills just because you are broke
Being broke is only a temporary situation
Just take your bath and go out with friends
Gone are those days when he be say if you nor get money you nor go fit go out but this days you can be broke and still hang out with your real niggarrrz and drink even more than ten bottles of Heineken without paying with your money

Life is all about packaging at times
You don't need to have millions. Just spend the little you have. We can't have it all. And Humans can't be satisfied. Even dangote still dey find my money

As you dey master the huzzle to conquer the struggle also try dey package your life. Go out with friends and flex.

Assuming say na Benin city you dey now i for say make you reach my side make we eat some fried rice and drink some Heineken and 33 beer. After we finish the one when dey fridge we go enter beer parlour. My female siblings are Christians and they have prepared enough fried rice already

I like you kinda spirit.....taking things simple and easy.

Enjoy Christmas bro.

Tailors are masters of disappointment

NurseJay:
Lol Same shit happened to me last year!
While fuming and waiting for him to finish(a material he was given over one month ago), another client came in. Oga tailor had the liver to leave my cloth to go attend to the one who just came in,like I wasn't there!
I quietly looked around, saw some other people's clothes, packed as many as I could quietly and started walking out.
By the time oga noticed what I had done, I was already trying to open my car door, to dump the clothes and drive off with them. Wouldn't have gone through with it sha buh desperate times.......... so let's all be mad oh!
After much begging,asked him to either finish my job that instant or he explains to his other clients what happened to their missing materials!
For a job he kept postponing for over a month,he finished it under 3hours. 3 hours! And yes,I waited the whole time.

Lol...

It's truly a crazy world.

Hungry dey o show love to me if u dey aba