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University Of Marriage by praz001(m): 2:40pm On Jan 06
University of marriage final exams: Attempt all questions
Attempt all questions.
All questions carry equal marks.

1. You are a married man and you have dated 1. somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b)Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)
(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. (5 Mks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting WASSCE result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

*6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

*7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

8.* You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the above secret sins. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)

*SECTION B: Theory.*
In one word give 5 reason why is difficult for Ladies to propose.
Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not many to go round.

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