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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by SmithRussell(m): 9:12pm On Jan 09, 2020
Olamsoh:
grin
Bros don't doubt these Edo people o.. if they say they can fly, they can actually fly cheesy

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Purpletee(f): 9:48pm On Jan 09, 2020
SmithRussell:
Bros don't doubt these Edo people o.. if they say they can fly, they can actually fly cheesy
cheesy grin

OP,tried commiting suicide once, drank 10ml of sniper,only me find road to kitchen and took the whole Palm oil...
This life too sweet me, despite every challenge,I'll never attempt suicide again, that sh!t ain't funny.

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by SmithRussell(m): 9:59pm On Jan 09, 2020
Purpletee:
cheesy grin

OP,tried commiting suicide once, drank 10ml of sniper,only me find road to kitchen and took the whole Palm oil...
This life too sweet me, despite every challenge,I'll never attempt suicide again, that sh!t ain't funny.
that one na lie... Sniper doesn't work that way... If it's bleach, I'll believe, not sniper
#cheers
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Samolasoj(m): 10:02pm On Jan 09, 2020
Purpletee:
cheesy grin

OP,tried commiting suicide once, drank 10ml of sniper,only me find road to kitchen and took the whole Palm oil...
This life too sweet me, despite every challenge,I'll never attempt suicide again, that sh!t ain't funny.

Chai this is so bad...
Pls don't try this again...No life is worth taking
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Samolasoj(m): 10:10pm On Jan 09, 2020
Got a call from my dad that my pastor said I came back home with a baby and he was just asking me if any girl is pregnant for me... I just told him no and ended the call
I sharply call my babe and ask her if she saw her last period immediately she picked without the normal how are u stuff, the next thing she will say is NO and YES at the same time...meh I also died that day en after hearing that first NO but thank God she later said YES and that she did not know when she even said NO base on the way I just asked her the question immediately she picked my call.
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by lavylilly: 7:56am On Jan 10, 2020
SmithRussell:
This one na lie,,,, unless the man no dey alright undecided
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Purpletee(f): 8:24am On Jan 10, 2020
SmithRussell:
that one na lie... Sniper doesn't work that way... If it's bleach, I'll believe, not sniper
#cheers
Didn't wait to find out if it'll work,i just took the oil immediately sha
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Olamsoh: 8:34am On Jan 10, 2020
undecided
Itzurboi:
I'm an alien.
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Olamsoh: 8:36am On Jan 10, 2020
grin
SmithRussell:
Bros don't doubt these Edo people o.. if they say they can fly, they can actually fly cheesy
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by SmithRussell(m): 4:38pm On Jan 10, 2020
Purpletee:

Didn't wait to find out if it'll work,i just took the oil immediately sha
Na lie abeg... Have yhu ever inhaled petrol before? Yhu no go even know wetin be oil, it will be as if they poured pack of office pin inside
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Phreshmann12(m): 6:06pm On Jan 10, 2020
Well I don't know how to start a conversation with ladies.. But when the conversation does start I just say few words and that's it.. Seems like I don't even know how to talk
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Nobody: 6:57pm On Jan 10, 2020
AryEmber:
I don't want children
not a story..


Hope you've got a large family and lots of friends mke loneliness nor kill you.
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Nobody: 7:08pm On Jan 10, 2020
I had sex before I finished primary school..


But I didn't insert anything.. But it felt like I did.

So therefore I'm still a virgin
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by TyroneP(m): 5:08pm On Apr 27, 2023
Step momma starved my younger brother and I for days. We had no option than to eat sand and the night before then, we were locked outside, we had to sleep while it was raining. I was 15, my brother was 12.

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