When I wrote my entrance exams into secondary school, one of the questions in English was, what is the opposite of 'forward" Hmmm I scratch head tire, I didn't know it.

Then the spirit told me that during the morning assembling before class, while marching into the class, the commander will say FOORWAAARD MARCH, if they want us to stop, they will say ATTEEENTION, naso guy man write attention o, as the d opposite of forward.

The supervisor came around and started laughing at me, she ended up telling me the answer.

The second was during our MOCK exams in primary school, I didn't do primary 6, I jumped the class, so I had to write the MOCK with primary 6 pupils. during the CRK exam, we were asked "what is temptation?"

I didnt have the slightest idea since I never came across it (I assumed it was in primary 6 curriculum) so I asked the primary 6 boy sitting next to me.

Nigger was like 'Onwunwa?' (temptation in Igbo) "kedu nke bu iju mmadu gini bu Onwunwa?" (how you go come dey ask person wetin be temptation?) "onwunwa bu Onwunwa na"(temptation is temptation period)

and that was how we wrote it, temptation is temptation!

Not really a crazy answer per say.

When I was like 7, we were asked to rewrite an essay.

I wrote one and used the word, "Life partner"...
Well back then, that wasn't such a common word for 7yearolds to know or use.

My parents were invited the next day. The look on my dad's face...

Joystark:
Not really a crazy answer per say.

When I was like 7, we were asked to rewrite an essay.

I wrote one and used the word, "Life partner"...
Well back then, that wasn't such a common word for 7yearolds to know or use.

My parents were invited the next day. The look on my dad's face...

Saw you on twitter the other day

modsfucker:


Saw you on twitter the other day

Emi?

Joystark:


Emi?

Yeah

modsfucker:


Yeah

I'm not active there, so im wondering...

Joystark:
Not really a crazy answer per say.
When I was like 7, we were asked to rewrite an essay.
I wrote one and used the word, "Life partner"... Well back then, that wasn't such a common word for 7yearolds to know or use.
My parents were invited the next day. The look on my dad's face...

Hmmmmm...

even me been dey suspect you but this your answer just confirmed my suspicion. #lipsealed

Mine is leaving the question paper blank because the question asked shot me to oblivion.


#followNPFL

christejames:




Hmmmmm...


even me been dey suspect you but this your answer just confirmed my suspicion.
#lipsealed

Suspect say wetyn?

Do I even answer off point?

The day I was asked the meaning of sanguine in temperament! I didn't hear well I thought it was sardine, that was how I started talking about sardine. Everyone was taken aback as I was serious in my description.

I got myself later and was so filled with shame that they nearly named me SARDINE

Economics.

Law of supply and demand.

Teacher asked, " what happens if you made a lot of zobo and no one is buying it?

My answer. "Na to die by drinking excessive zobo o"

A friend was once asked to define independence, dude just stood up with full confidence and said:

"African independent television"

No idea.

Back in 300lv a lecturer announced in class that he will be running an oral Assessment on his course and that would be his CA, funny enough I haven't seen his course material before that day, so it got to my turn and he asked me a question (a question that requires a direct answer) since I had no idea I kept on trying to use biological terms to confuse him, the next thing I heard from him was "is something wrong with you upstairs".

Body weak me immediately.

Joystark:

Suspect say wetyn?

say your 'chickness' no start today *winks*

Most brilliant student during my secondary school days are currently un-employed...

Check my signature now!!!!

I was in 200 level in an accounting class.

Lecturer: What's an investment??

nobody in the class could answer...

I just raised my hand and confidently answered by saying ; an investment is the act of investing in something.

The lecturer replied by saying someone else should give a better answer than the dumb answer I gave
.

Hmm

During one of our exams, we were asked to explain how reproduction take place in humans...

I just picked my pencil and drew a pen1s inside a vag1na and submitted.

I was placed on one month suspension after that.

Hmmmmmm
Writing English essay in the middle of management course I did in HND2 to make the answer script full.

Judas iscariot


James is mango

Teacher: what is 2-2+1
Me: No idea Sir.


Teacher: If I give you 2 biscuits and 1 sachet water and come to collect it back what will you have ?

Me: Full stomach sir

O boy, e no easy that day o

Ok

complexBoss12:


The second was during our MOCK exams in primary school, I didn't do primary 6, I jumped the class, so I had to write the MOCK with primary 6 pupils. during the CRK exam, we were asked "what is temptation?"

I didnt have the slightest idea since I never came across it (I assumed it was in primary 6 curriculum) so I asked the primary 6 boy sitting next to me.

Nigger was like 'Onwunwa?' (temptation in Igbo) "kedu nke bu iju mmadu gini bu Onwunwa?" (how you go come dey ask person wetin be temptation?) "onwunwa bu Onwunwa na"(temptation is temptation period)

and that was how we wrote it, temptation is temptation!

In primary school, I sure didn't know what temptation was in Igbo.