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Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by lacastre: 11:15am On Feb 08, 2020 |
In ss2 oo...our English language was sick so another woman was taking us,she sneezed and every body said sorry ma,she said No, that who can give d correct response.... Na so I jumped up oo....bless the bacteria.... I'm the first person she beat in that class plus Abbey system 8 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Abeyjide: 11:16am On Feb 08, 2020 |
my primary school days, teacher asked what type of mineral resources do we have and immediately I raised up my hand answer= coke ,fanta,7 up I was so happy that very day. 10 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Ddontee: 11:16am On Feb 08, 2020 |
I was 9 in pry 5, I was sleeping during lesson and the teacher was talking about canoes from an English passage she asked a question which I didn't even hear and ask someone to tap me to answer the question, immediately I shouted SAILOR'S and the whole class just look at me and started laughing. The teacher just send me out to stand till end of class. 3 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Professorcplus(m): 11:17am On Feb 08, 2020 |
I was watching movie with other kids in one of our neighbour's face me I face u house while the mother is teaching her daughter of primary 3 types of shapes. All the kids around were about the same class group of primary 2/3. She ask her daughter to spell RECTANGLE. None of the kids could spell it until the question was directed to me. On a normal day I know I couldn't spell but I just have to spit out some gibberish letters. So I first made out some audible sounds few times squeezing my face and looking up. Rec- R. E. C. Tan- T. A. N. Gle- G. L. E. I was surprised when I heard please clap for him . In my mind I was like, am I correct? So never underestimate yourself until you try it out 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Nobody: 11:17am On Feb 08, 2020 |
illitrate:Smart ass. 3 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by IamPlato(m): 11:22am On Feb 08, 2020 |
Joystark:Joy Whats Up? You Remember Me? |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Liposure: 11:23am On Feb 08, 2020 |
During a speech class in 400level. My lecturer asked: what truth is spoken in d church i answer and said 'gospel truth' 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Okiajnr(m): 11:24am On Feb 08, 2020 |
During my first year in school , the first exam I wrote in Uni I didn't have time to prepare for the exam because I was busy with other school activities. Out of six questions to answer four, I swear I no know shingbai. One hour already gone no idea what to write, one spirit whispered to me to just full my book with anything rather than submitting a blank paper. Na so I start to write anything wey enter head o, before I know book don full. Las Las how I manage get C for the course Na only God know 2 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by eldeens: 11:24am On Feb 08, 2020 |
Back then in secondary school, our Mathematics teacher is from Ghana, whenever he is solving math on the board, he like to say all the steps out loud and I will say "sometimes", Example; Teacher: 3 + 3 = 6 Me: sometimes Teacher: 3 + 3 is 6 al the times |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 11:24am On Feb 08, 2020 |
I did one zoology course in my 300L in UI, Parasitology, When it came to the practical aspect when we were asked to identify specimen in a slide using the microscope. I checked and I didn't see anything,so I wrote BLANK SLIDE in my answer booklet 6 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by sadi78: 11:25am On Feb 08, 2020 |
It is when i was in SS1, our Geography teacher asked me to mention ocean in the world, i start by mentioning Tiga Dam in Kano.. From that day my name changed to Tiga dam. 1 Like |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Nobody: 11:25am On Feb 08, 2020 |
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Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Kevinsamba: 11:26am On Feb 08, 2020 |
During our CA I was asked to list five similarities between living and none living things. My people I had listed up to four and was stuck in the fifth one. I was at the fifth one oooooo till I heard pencils up! I immediately scribbled down THEY ARE ALL CREATED BY GOD. to my greatest surprise, the teacher gave me a five over five with a smiling face and a statement by the side “YES OOO!" 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by eldeens: 11:27am On Feb 08, 2020 |
modsfucker: Me too I saw u on Twitter but you guys didn't see me, because I was on Okada and the bigger is speeding 1 Like |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by boundlezz(m): 11:34am On Feb 08, 2020 |
I was in PRI 2 and d teacher asked "what's d opposite of comfortable? Sharp guy wey I b I said comforchair 1 Like |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by modsfucker: 11:37am On Feb 08, 2020 |
Joystark: Lolz... It was 2go not twitter, sorry. |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by missimelda01(f): 11:40am On Feb 08, 2020 |
I almost dropped my phone while laughing Sunnycliff: |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Papanwamaikpe: 11:40am On Feb 08, 2020 |
Economics Teacher: What is money? Me: Money is the root of all evil. Teacher: Leave my class 5 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Liposure: 11:45am On Feb 08, 2020 |
Back When i was a child. i was asked in sunday school 2 mention a type of illness. i answered: mosquito bite 2 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by gibsonwales(m): 11:45am On Feb 08, 2020 |
It happened in 2003, when I was in SS1, during English-Literature class. Our teacher wrote a sentence and asked what part of speech it belongs to. I codedly answered, ANIMAL KINGDOM. Na so my crazy friend sitting beside me burst speaker. I chop wetin dem deh call 'pankere' that day 2 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Sunnycliff(m): 11:47am On Feb 08, 2020 |
missimelda01: Am ashamed pls stop!!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Khriztarl(f): 11:51am On Feb 08, 2020 |
I remember in my ss1 when my physics teacher asked for two conductors apart from iron and copper..i kept hiding my face as i was thinking of what to say..then suddenly he pointed me.. i stood up and was still thinking when my sit mate whispered bus conductor.. i didnt know when i said it out.. The man just folded his hand and was starring at me i couldnt faint.. 18 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by souldeep(m): 11:52am On Feb 08, 2020 |
During sec. schools days, a teacher ask the class what we understood by albinism, a friend relied: [b]Albinism can be defined as an unfortunate African white body. 7 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by OlawaleBammie: 11:52am On Feb 08, 2020 |
Sunnybabe: lol, dat said guy burst my brain |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by chival(f): 11:53am On Feb 08, 2020 |
suremahn:This cannot be true because there are no comparative forms for the words wife and baby. 6 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Tunbolity(m): 11:53am On Feb 08, 2020 |
sadi78:Wanan Kanawa so sai. I knew Tiga dam when I was at Bagauda Kano Law School 2 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by NWABUKA007(m): 11:58am On Feb 08, 2020 |
Funny o lol well mine was In ND 2, exams food and beverage class we were asked what is the meaning of ChEF DE PARTE me: it means the chef that works at the party funny enough co-course mate copied and paste lols 1 Like |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by OlawaleBammie: 11:58am On Feb 08, 2020 |
suremahn: I smell lies here bro... ur teacher shouldnt b too dumb to give you guys words like..."wife, baby" as adjectives to change to superlatives or comparatives.. unless u went to UMUKORO DEVELOPMENT COMMUNITY GRAMMAR SCHOOL. 8 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by khen10: 12:00pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
One time in secondary school French class, dude was asked to interpret "l'aide au succes" he got up confidently and said, Laide has success 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Eziokwugbaoto: 12:03pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
That should be in my primary 6 or Jss1 can't remember exactly. We were asked the opposite of 'Transparent' in an English exam. So Nwa guy looked to the hills, to the mountains and the valleys and asked "From whence cometh my help". Even the most brilliant girl in our class no know am sef. I am sure even some of our teachers then didn't know the answer. Some NLs even as I'm typing this now don't know the answer without the help of 'google' or dictionary. And the idiot that set the exam expected us to know the opposite of 'Transparent' at such a young age e no see 'up', 'back', 'boy' and other simple simple ones ask us. Na im guys begin 'reason out of the box' as my motivational speaker friends would say. Come see answers dah day. I suggest Oxford dictionary team should conduct a research for those exam scripts and get new words to add to their 15th edition. Some were writing Transparents, transuncle, trans guardian. The few knowledgeable ones amongst us wrote transfer, transportation, transport etc. Me ah kukuma write 'Transchild/transchildren' they should choose one. You are either the parent or the child. Period!!!! I cannot come and go and hang mysef. 11 Likes |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Eagleboney(m): 12:12pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
dedons:Hahaha Choi !! 1 Like |
Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Rahyberg(m): 12:16pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
Mine was funny. That was when I was in jss3, so we're having social studies class and the teacher ask a question Teacher: What do we export out of Nigeria? 2 Likes |
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