Parents: Emeka! Come and go to school now!

Son: No! I don't like school, I want to go and learn how to sell spare parts.

Parents: Your mates are in school. Look at Mazi Kanu's children, they're all successfu because they went to school.

Son: Tarhhh! Mama and Papa, I heard from from the village that they did blood money.

Papa left to gather his son's friends who are also neighbors and schoolmates

Papa: Carry am go school, he's running mad.

Son: No! no! Papa, I no dey go school again, when I grow old I'll do blood money just like ur brother in Onitsha.

Papa: Tufiakpa, carry this stupid boy out of my sight, before I call on Amadioha to strike him.

Schoolmates carried him away to school while he was crying, chanting "I no dey go school, I no dey go school, I wan go Lagos, I wan sell spare parts, I wan do blood money"

No mind me oooo! I too dey watch Igbo village movies.

Why do I see future police men and efcc officers in this children?...

The usual raid and attack forceful method to catch culprits lol

I remember during those good old days we used to do the same to school dodgers in my village

He is not finding it funny at all.

Spectrum22:
I'm still wondering how my son can summon the courage to tell me he won't go to school for no reason other than he does not want to.

Both of us know it's not conceivable.

is normal na

U drive him to school,thy is always food 4him to eat,e.t.c

With d boy bckgrnd is posibl

hahahhaa, na so them go start..

hahahhaa, na so them go start..

He's tired of school at his young age.

Social media, before you start searching for the boy, bear in mind that you must pay the fees of all those kids and not just him alone.

bonnyhope:


Will you kill him if he does?

My children know me and I know my children.

Maybe I'm just lucky, my kids are always eager to go to school every morning and when we meet in the evening they have tons of stories they want to share with me.

The truth is, they understand that there are some things I don't negotiate, going to school is one of them. Love no reach there.

merits:
the boy has become a celebrity just like that.

Stop abusing the word ''celerity''.

How I wish some people had done this to bubu when he was younger, to help us avert the current hopelessness.

So Enugu Ezike Get Pupils that are Marlians

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sassysure:

He will of course

People like him usually turn out to become the best

dont Decieve Yourself! Life Is Not That Fair

tamonokare:
Na only boys fit do this kind thing, girls friendship na something else.

funny enuf they will all go and check on him the following day to see if they need to carry him again.

We did it when we were at that stage.
If you miss school for no reason and your parents reports you to your teacher.
The next thing is that the teacher will send the class to go and fetch you.
Those who knew your house will be in front.
If you think you can run,no problem,you are welcome to try your luck,if you think you can fight,no problem,you are free to try your luck.
Those days were fun Sha

LosC:
According to this facebook user, the pupil refused to go to school days after his parents paid his fees so they had to send for his classmates to forcefully take him to school.

The Facebook user wrote : A primary school pupil who refused to come to school four days after his parents have paid his school fees today at Enugu ezike forcefully brought to school by his class mates on the order of his parents.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=194881465248864&id=100041810340302

He'd cherish this day the most in his life. It's the stuff memories are made of.

LosC:


Lol.. He'll grow to remember this Picture. If by God's grace he grows to become a better person, he'll recreate this.

na this kain people dey emerge governor o

LosC:


Lol.. He'll grow to remember this Picture. If by God's grace he grows to become a better person, he'll recreate this.

na this kain people dey emerge governor o

He may be the President, Governor, Chairman or even a top politician when his time comes...

Akin goes to school.

Back in the days...

This how one man in Abuja start too he is now using PHCN bill as his result now ,but this look like play to me

Kobicove:


You bloggers are bloody liars!

How come is it that none of them is carrying any school bags?

This is just a pic of pupils playing on the playground.

Will you keep quiet?

People like you are plenty. Everything is a lie.

What if it was when they have resumed already at school. The mum went to report to his teacher and the teacher gave the mum strong boys of his class at the request of the mum.

Must they go with their school bags.

You must be an Atheist.

They are the ones that can't believe even the simplest logical things.

God will help you. Mr. Itsalie .Smh

sassysure:

He will of course

People like him usually turn out to become the best

It's not true except he changes his mind towards school you are seeing some one who does not like school you are saying he will grow to become the best how?

Tapout:
see the guy's face.... em no know how em wan take react. he doesn't know if it's to vex for his parents, or his classmates carrying him shoulder high or the school or the state government for building the school in the first place or Nigeria as a whole. this one really weak am

meme alert - my family members bringing me out during christmas bazaar when i know i'm broke!

Your comment reminds me of a funny roommate of my brother. At OAU Ile Ife.

He said the first statement this guy makes every morning when he wakes up after stretching and hissing like a rattle snake is. " Oooooooh! it will not be better for the person that created the idea of going to school" then grumbles to take
his bath and go to class.

The first thing he usually uttered on Friday morning was. "Ahhhh! Thank God it's Friday"

He said everyone in the room nicknamed him "Omo ole" (Lazy boy)

BeeBeeOoh:
As i dey see that his head, it might not be in good term with books

[quote author=spirul77 post=86590074][/quote]amen baba. Mi

You Suppose Leave Him, Awaiting Biafran Soldier

Airforce1:
Marlians


But marlians dis days goes to school

The foool opens his mouth, and foolishness proceedeth out, as expected.

This one is destined to be a tout. See his face.