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World-famous French ‘royal Sex Chair’ From 1890 Marked Down To $68,500 (photo) by atango(m): 10:27pm On Feb 12, 2020
This historic chair — temporarily unsat upon — is available at M.S. Rau Antiques.

Background: During youthful doings when he was youthfully Doing It in Paris, Edward VII, the Prince of Wales/later King of England, had a “Love Chair.” The thing was made to measure and thus to peut être perfectly accommodate his regalness’ perfectly corpulent behind.

The maker? Monsieur Louis Soubrier. It was 1890. Pre-Instagram so he was très discreet. The siège d’amour, or “seat of love,” got delivered to the Parisian bordello of his choice, Le Chabanais, for HRH’s immediate needs.


Infamous, this “playboy prince” amused himself — thanks to the chair — on occasion with two ladies at the same time without crushing his female partners.

Kiddies, Mother is telling you that this original gem is now owned by the great-grandson of its original 19th-century manufacturer. It’s one of only three still existing that was based on the original design. Another’s on display — fortunately not being used — at the Sex Machines Museum in Prague.

The following is additional information, if you have nothing else to do but need some reading matter while perched on your own pissoir:

Houses de plaisir were legalized in France around 1802. Closed 1946, when brothels were outlawed. In 1878, one of high standing, Le Chabanais, opened. Among great bordellos of fin-de-siècle Paris, the place was renowned for its extravagance. Exotic bedrooms were decorated in styles like the Turkish Chamber, the Pompeii Room, the Japanese Salon. On occasion, accompanying the busy future King Edward VII, some foreign dignitaries made pit stops.


M.S. Rau Antiques in New Orleans has clients like Oprah, Ozzy, Nicolas Cage, Prince’s wife Mayte — but so far nobody’s bought the Royal Sex Chair. They’re selling the very private privy for $68,500. (Toilet paper not included.) When this newspaper suggested it as a wedding gift for piggy me-me-Meghan and her unemployed former Highness husband — who some speculate just glommed as much as $1 million off oinking to JP Morgan types in Miami and are sponging free as houseguests right now — it was listed at $128,500. I mean, we’re talking almost half-price now. Might the couple spring for this historic, possibly useful keepsake? I’ll work on getting them even more of a discount.

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Re: World-famous French ‘royal Sex Chair’ From 1890 Marked Down To $68,500 (photo) by Nobody: 10:30pm On Feb 12, 2020
smiley
I love paris.
Re: World-famous French ‘royal Sex Chair’ From 1890 Marked Down To $68,500 (photo) by subtlemee(f): 10:42pm On Feb 12, 2020
por*n star king

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Re: World-famous French ‘royal Sex Chair’ From 1890 Marked Down To $68,500 (photo) by Yemialade(f): 10:47pm On Feb 12, 2020
This kain chair fit do doggy style.and a sex position where d lady rest on her back and spread her legs 4 her partner.

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Re: World-famous French ‘royal Sex Chair’ From 1890 Marked Down To $68,500 (photo) by anthonyuncle(m): 4:23am On Feb 13, 2020
if u are a legend like us,
a look at da chair alone,
ur brains will even invent sex styles itself

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Re: World-famous French ‘royal Sex Chair’ From 1890 Marked Down To $68,500 (photo) by Nobody: 5:37am On Feb 13, 2020
Yemialade:
This kain chair fit do doggy style.and a sex position where d lady rest on her back and spread her legs 4 her partner.
An experienced spreadsheet talking
Re: World-famous French ‘royal Sex Chair’ From 1890 Marked Down To $68,500 (photo) by Flexherbal(m): 6:26am On Feb 13, 2020
The chair speaks for itself.
Re: World-famous French ‘royal Sex Chair’ From 1890 Marked Down To $68,500 (photo) by anthonyuncle(m): 9:01am On Feb 13, 2020
Yemialade:
This kain chair fit do doggy style.and a sex position where d lady rest on her back and spread her legs 4 her partner.

u don already use ur eyes scatter urself for that chair

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Re: World-famous French ‘royal Sex Chair’ From 1890 Marked Down To $68,500 (photo) by SolexxBarry(m): 10:43am On Feb 13, 2020
I have imagined up to 7 different sex styles on that chair grin

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Re: World-famous French ‘royal Sex Chair’ From 1890 Marked Down To $68,500 (photo) by paulolee(m): 11:35am On Feb 13, 2020
Paris is d headquarters of sex..d price tag of dt chair is enof to mk ma naija gals wet n av continuous orgasm Dan being bonged on d chair..
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Re: World-famous French ‘royal Sex Chair’ From 1890 Marked Down To $68,500 (photo) by Onyenna(m): 1:33pm On Feb 13, 2020
Heheheee

Re: World-famous French ‘royal Sex Chair’ From 1890 Marked Down To $68,500 (photo) by Nobody: 1:43pm On Feb 13, 2020
Merely looking at that chair one can see over a thousand positions of knacking... i need to find the China made/ duplicate or construct my own version... Its a must have for fvck freaks like us cheesy
Re: World-famous French ‘royal Sex Chair’ From 1890 Marked Down To $68,500 (photo) by emilfischer(m): 2:29pm On Feb 13, 2020
France and sex are inseparable.
Re: World-famous French ‘royal Sex Chair’ From 1890 Marked Down To $68,500 (photo) by Konquest: 9:40am On Jan 05
atango:
This historic chair — temporarily unsat upon — is available at M.S. Rau Antiques.

Background: During youthful doings when he was youthfully Doing It in Paris, Edward VII, the Prince of Wales/later King of England, had a “Love Chair.” The thing was made to measure and thus to peut être perfectly accommodate his regalness’ perfectly corpulent behind.

The maker? Monsieur Louis Soubrier. It was 1890. Pre-Instagram so he was très discreet. The siège d’amour, or “seat of love,” got delivered to the Parisian bordello of his choice, Le Chabanais, for HRH’s immediate needs.


Infamous, this “playboy prince” amused himself — thanks to the chair — on occasion with two ladies at the same time without crushing his female partners.

Kiddies, Mother is telling you that this original gem is now owned by the great-grandson of its original 19th-century manufacturer. It’s one of only three still existing that was based on the original design. Another’s on display — fortunately not being used — at the Sex Machines Museum in Prague.

The following is additional information, if you have nothing else to do but need some reading matter while perched on your own pissoir:

Houses de plaisir were legalized in France around 1802. Closed 1946, when brothels were outlawed. In 1878, one of high standing, Le Chabanais, opened. Among great bordellos of fin-de-siècle Paris, the place was renowned for its extravagance. Exotic bedrooms were decorated in styles like the Turkish Chamber, the Pompeii Room, the Japanese Salon. On occasion, accompanying the busy future King Edward VII, some foreign dignitaries made pit stops.


M.S. Rau Antiques in New Orleans has clients like Oprah, Ozzy, Nicolas Cage, Prince’s wife Mayte — but so far nobody’s bought the Royal Sex Chair. They’re selling the very private privy for $68,500. (Toilet paper not included.) When this newspaper suggested it as a wedding gift for piggy me-me-Meghan and her unemployed former Highness husband — who some speculate just glommed as much as $1 million off oinking to JP Morgan types in Miami and are sponging free as houseguests right now — it was listed at $128,500. I mean, we’re talking almost half-price now. Might the couple spring for this historic, possibly useful keepsake? I’ll work on getting them even more of a discount.

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