Jeweltz:


I knew the guy was lying cuz I've never heard of thatj before

Or you've not done that with anyone before

“Seeing the magnitude of the work I had done, I waited for her to rain praises on me but she only said, ‘well, you tried, may be because you have not eaten.’ I said in my mind, this lady isg_g looking for whom to kill. Comparing our ages, she is a small girl where I am but I feared her greatly.

Why you come dey fear small girl? You no be Kingkong again?!
"32 out of every 34 men that died of cardiac arrest died from sexually induced parpitation"
Staggering! Devil has really deceived and useless Humanity by using his Agents in the media to manipulate their brains right from childhood, to be filled with nothing but sex sex sex, so that their true individual Destiny shall never be discovered and their lives would be least productive till they die.

doctore212:
Na so one Calabar babe wan kill me when we dey school for Unical. One early morning around 7am, she knocked and I just saw she had a bunch of Banana in a nylon.
First thing she asked was if I have eaten and I said no that it was still early.
Babe rush enter fridge, warm Afang soup and do correct eba. She made sure I took 8 fingers of Banana after the meal.
Na so we start, after 2 rounds make I rest she refuse and was perching on my body like mosquito. The third round she was saying Owomi Mbok harder, harder.
Na so I mumu dey fire until the room became blurry.
I wake up after some hours in the school medical center with my guys surrounding me.
Omo dey laff me tire and shame catch me.
The worst part after 2 days the babe ome visit me again with Banana, me I run leave room and that was the end of that relationship.
Fear babe wey dey tell u harder

Make una no kill person with laughter for here o!

Twoclans:
Twoclans please dont talk

you

hafs type something don't just read

But how does your rant change the fact that men have killed men for TOTO matter? Anyway, na alfa male you be, they talk from every orifice in their bodies, even their peeholes. as them no kuku get work or innovations. Dick measuring contest is their forte.

Which independence? they gave you physical independence, then kept you under mental and economic slavery. Alfa male indeed. man wey talk pass parrot. Oya reply

youwanbanme:





if men kill as you say ... how many dead male corpse av you seen on the road, that your findings proved men actually killed 4 women ...check youtube ..proof ur point. "crime of passion" i guess someone as been watchin channel 118 tew much .
david killed, herod killed, tellbillz dive into a lagoon,my dear was it also becos of a woman cain killed abel , was it becos of a woman judas is carrot committed the 1st suicide, or was it because of a woman esau sold is birth right it beyond ur reasoning to comprehend that with or without women, men will kill & do stupid things.
Let even assume slavery happens again, i know men wil be more valueable, so if i am worth a mirrior poco you aint worth anything ... even now i heard ur dowry is #15 imagine you aint worth more than a stamp duty. talking of independence is there any black woman in d picture, your fading ass have the alpha men to thank 4 the freedom you enjoy today. just go ahead say thank you we will be like don't mention

pocohantas:
But how does your rant change the fact that men have killed men for TOTO matter? Anyway, na alfa male you be, they talk from every orifice in their bodies, even their peeholes. as them no kuku get work or innovations. Dick measuring contest is their forte.

Which independence? they gave you physical independence, then kept you under mental and economic slavery. Alfa male indeed. man wey talk pass parrot. Oya reply

Wetin do your Wassup?

I left something there to torment you, since last night.

zicoraads:

Wetin do your Wassup?

I left something there to torment you, since last night.

Lol. You even reach me here before calling. It is alfa males o. They stole my phone.

Twoclans:
Twoclans please dont talk

keeping quiet will not help . or you the type that win make a sound during nacking?

this long epistle over "harder harder" ? You think we are all jobless?

FatherBona:
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You will not read that "long epistle" now and be educated.
Tomorrow you will drink monkey tail and stout before mounting that 16yr old maid you brought from the village.
This "long epistle" may save your life o.
No talk say I no tell you o

hahahaha this got me rolling on the floor

pocohantas:
But how does your rant change the fact that men have killed men for TOTO matter? Anyway, na alfa male you be, they talk from every orifice in their bodies, even their peeholes. as them no kuku get work or innovations. Dick measuring contest is their forte.

Which independence? they gave you physical independence, then kept you under mental and economic slavery. Alfa male indeed. man wey talk pass parrot. Oya reply

having an objective conversation with you is as pointless as ur nipples, nevertheless my point remains toto is just one out of million reasons men kill for, av seen a policeman kill a driver for #50, av seen men kill for no reason.so relax ur pvssy is just one of d tinz wrong with d world
thanks 4 d compliment parrots are beautiful piece of art work i won't mind a comparism ..was "oya reply" suppose to av an effect, you beta settle 4 simps or lez n 4get ur obsession with alpha diicks ..

Switch07:



Or you've not done that with anyone before

He'll faint

pocohantas:


Lol. You even reach me here before calling. It is alfa males o. They stole my phone.

Yeah, I did.

That other phone didn't suit your personality anyway. I had plans to buy you the new Samsung 20.

They probably sensed it.

well all those older men who live unhealthy lifestyle drinking beer to the extreme and living heavy sedentary lives wont listen .they think one magic drug will just do the trick when she screams harder harder .u are in ur 60s and 70s and never done one exercise in ur life but u want to have hot marathon sex with one 21 yr old girl who has been active all her life .u will just end six feet below.if u around 60 and above and u want to have sex but u know u dont have dat much energy what stops u picking a lady who is 45 and above.

vickydankal:
Sex is not just an activity to show strength, impress a woman or the ability to dig well out of desert.

it is for african sex

Xandar1:
Please apart from Viagra

Which other drugs enhanced long Ejaculation

whats a young guy like you doing with sex enhancing drugs.na so una dey destroy una manhood and when eventually u get married u cant get the thing up.if u want to increase ur stamina in za oza room then be in a preety good shape and how u do that is by exercising.

drink ijebu garri 5minz be4 d sex...d higher d quantity u take, mre u last long..... dnt put sugar/milk o...

Xandar1:
Please apart from Viagra

Which other drugs enhanced long Ejaculation

zicoraads:

Yeah, I did.

That other phone didn't suit your personality anyway. I had plans to buy you the new Samsung 20.

They probably sensed it.

Just look at how much you missed me. Are you sure you slept last night?

pocohantas:


Just look at how much you missed me. Are you sure you slept last night?

Not quite.

Sex has become sport
In order to emerge victorious, we cut-off the live wire linking our brains and phalluses. We use whatsoever pills because we see this peep of God as sport. Instead of experiencing the divine blissfulness it represents we want to represent well.
In Truth, if you and the woman vibrates on the same frequency a two second sex could be better than a fifteen minute.

[mad o. quote author=bamasite2 post=86702791]No be small thing o

Are we going to write an exam on this?

Abeg, better to spend that time watching this free video on how to relocate to Canada without paying to expensive agents:

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vickydankal:
Op don’t use your wife marital sex to generalize women. If what you and your wife does is just missionary, my brother you are missing oooo. Buy Christian books on sex. I know of one called model marriage it is 2k. Sex is not just an activity to show strength, impress a woman or the ability to dig well out of desert.

See op, sex marriage goes beyond counting of minutes. Get your wife to engage in love play and before sex activities, Change styles and connect more. Even if it’s 5 minutes it will be more fulfilling. But doing the above will make him last long. Don’t come here and make it sound as though you are doing your wife a favor during loving making. Nna when you are tired tell madam to come up instead of murmuring while doing a good job.

Note :
Some wives will leave all the job and activities of the bed to the husband to that they won’t tag them professionals. That’s why it is good to marry your friend so you can discuss anything without fear .

I've followed you so closely that I'm beginning to feel you are a rare gem of a lady.

You'll make a very good friend.