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" Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(m): 3:44pm On Feb 18, 2020
Hello Nairalanders, I was in a Bank this afternoon when the security man is asking a lady to stand up, She was sitting on her Boyfriend's laps. She refused but the security man insist that she should stand up.

After much argument, the Bank Manager came asking the lady and her boyfriend what the problem was....

While he was doing that, the lady ask "if a man comes to the Bank with his wife would they ask her to stand up while sitting on her husbands laps?" grin cheesy

And the bank manager replied, saying that " if she was in class and lecture was going on would she have done that?".... cheesy cheesy she just left the bank grin

Well, the security man was just trying to avoid the chair getting broken.

So, what do you guys have to say about this?.
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by Goodlyhrt(m): 3:48pm On Feb 18, 2020
Make the bank get a better chair next time na what is all this nonsense so I go carry my woman enter bank because chair no reach her so she should now come and sit on the floor make why na. The bank manager is somehow deluded.

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Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by budaatum: 3:54pm On Feb 18, 2020
Note to self!

Next time you go to rob a bank, hire a girlfriend to sit on a hired boyfriend's lap to distract the security guard and the bank manager.

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Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by Skyfornia(m): 3:55pm On Feb 18, 2020
Bank na their play room? The girl and her boyfriend are marlians mannerless.
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(m): 4:05pm On Feb 18, 2020
budaatum:
Note to self!

Next time you go to rob a bank, hire a girlfriend to sit on a hired boyfriend's lap to distract the security guard and the bank manager.
then how will you rob the bank?
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by budaatum: 4:09pm On Feb 18, 2020
eddieguru:
then how will you rob the bank?
I'm yet to figure that part out but it should be much easier after distracting the security guard who should be guarding the bank and the bank manager who should be managing it, I think.

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Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by Gwagone: 4:11pm On Feb 18, 2020
WTF
Shey nah roadside carpenter do the chair ni?
Werey dey do the security and manager
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by CArt(m): 4:12pm On Feb 18, 2020
eddieguru:
Hello Nairalanders, I was in a Bank this afternoon when the security man is asking a lady to stand up, She was sitting on her Boyfriend's laps. She refused but the security man insist that she should stand up.

After much argument, the Bank Manager came asking the lady and her boyfriend what the problem was....

While he was doing that, the lady ask "if a man comes to the Bank with his wife would they ask her to stand up while sitting on her husbands laps?" grin cheesy

And the bank manager replied, saying that " if she was in class and lecture was going on would she have done that?".... cheesy cheesy she just left the bank grin

Well, the security man was just trying to avoid the chair getting broken.

So, what do you guys have to say about this?.

You mean the man on whose lap that was seated did nothing about it
You too didn't utter a word as well ? shocked Kai! Cowards who know nothing about their rights.

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Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by Offpoint: 4:16pm On Feb 18, 2020
Either this post is fake or the security guard, the boyfriend and girlfriend, the bank manager, the bank, the chairs and the op are all Mad.

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Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(m): 4:31pm On Feb 18, 2020
Offpoint:
Either this post is fake or the security guard, the boyfriend and girlfriend, the bank manager, the bank, the chairs and the op are all Mad.
it ain't fake bro...this shit occurred at Fidelity bank in Rivers state university ( RSU ) cool
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by Bola146(f): 4:35pm On Feb 18, 2020
grin grin grin na love grin but as for me, I can't do that in a public place
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(m): 4:36pm On Feb 18, 2020
CArt:


You mean the man on whose lap that was seated did nothing about it
You too didn't utter a word as well ? shocked Kai! Cowards who know nothing about their rights.
he did but you don't expect me to analyze everything that happened....he was angry actually but the bank manager tries to calm him.
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(m): 4:38pm On Feb 18, 2020
budaatum:

I'm yet to figure that part out but it should be much easier after distracting the security guard who should be guarding the bank and the bank manager who should be managing it, I think.
how about the tellers?...besides the security men ain't armed tongue so how you gon do that undecided
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by Skmoda360(m): 4:50pm On Feb 18, 2020
This must be a pure shit.....madded people ;
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by DaInferno(m): 5:20pm On Feb 18, 2020
cry e go be stanbic bank, them no d get enough chairs
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by Mayhem999: 5:30pm On Feb 18, 2020
You are in a bank for God's sake. How hard could it be? Ur ishi ukwu bf should have allowed u sit and do the standing and when u get home u can comfortably sit on any part of his body. Must we be irrational in everything these days?

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Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by budaatum: 6:19pm On Feb 18, 2020
eddieguru:
how about the tellers?...besides the security men ain't armed tongue so how you gon do that undecided
Going by how distracted people just talking about it here are, I feel if the girlfriend I hire is beautiful and lewd enough every one would be so distracted she is sitting on boyfriend's lap that they just might forget the money then I can just walk up to the counter and stuff some money in my pocket and walk away unnoticed.

I'd ask you to come along and video me stealing the money but I bet you'd be videoing the girlfriend sitting on the boyfriend's lap!
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by CAPSLOCKED: 6:32pm On Feb 18, 2020
budaatum:

I'm yet to figure that part out but it should be much easier after distracting the security guard who should be guarding the bank and the bank manager who should be managing it, I think.

ME WEY GET UP TO 6 LIVERS.
WHEN WE'RE KISSING WE'LL SURELY ATTRACT A MAMMOTH CROWD, INCLUDING ALL TELLERS AND DUMB CUSTOMERS TAKING VIDEOS AND PICTURES, SO YOU CAN EASILY WALK AWAY WITH 30 BAGS OF CASH.

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Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by budaatum: 6:37pm On Feb 18, 2020
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ME WEY GET UP TO 6 LIVERS.
WHEN WE'RE KISSING WE'LL SURELY ATTRACT A MAMMOTH CROWD, INCLUDING ALL TELLERS AND DUMB CUSTOMERS TAKING VIDEOS AND PICTURES, SO YOU CAN EASILY WALK AWAY WITH 30 BAGS OF CASH.
Indeed, someone like you would most definitely do. For very small money you might take off your trousers before she sits on your laps which would likely further distract everyone.

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Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by Clinghton: 6:37pm On Feb 18, 2020
The bank was trying to avoid undue attention.
From lap sitting to erection you know what's next

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Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by CAPSLOCKED: 6:40pm On Feb 18, 2020
budaatum:

Indeed, someone like you would most definitely do. For very small money you might take off your trousers before she sits on your laps which would likely further distract everyone.

"VERY SMALL MONEY" cheesy
BUDA OH cheesy

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Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by budaatum: 6:41pm On Feb 18, 2020
Clinghton:
The bank was trying to avoid undue attention.
Really? Well, see how successful they have been by the amount of attention they now are getting. Lol.

What bank was this eddieguru?
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by budaatum: 6:42pm On Feb 18, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:


"VERY SMALL MONEY" cheesy
BUDA OH cheesy
No be cheap you? You want swear say you no go comot cloth and sit there naked if I paid you small money?
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(m): 6:43pm On Feb 18, 2020
budaatum:

Going by how distracted people just talking about it here are, I feel if the girlfriend I hire is beautiful and lewd enough every one would be so distracted she is sitting on boyfriend's lap that they just might forget the money then I can just walk up to the counter and stuff some money in my pocket and walk away unnoticed.

I'd ask you to come along and video me stealing the money but I bet you'd be videoing the girlfriend sitting on the boyfriend's lap!
grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy you might be right though. But I can't do that cool

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Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by eddieguru(m): 6:48pm On Feb 18, 2020
budaatum:

Really? Well, see how successful they have been by the amount of attention they now are getting. Lol.

What bank was this eddieguru?
Fidelity bank.... tongue

The girl don't know that's a bank wink
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by proclinician: 7:13pm On Feb 18, 2020
I wish say na me de sit in a bank with my baby on my laps and a stupid bank security and manager comes over to tell her to get up then if they dont lose their jobs make i know.
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by Kingrexyl(m): 7:19pm On Feb 18, 2020
Foolishness
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by Kingrexyl(m): 7:37pm On Feb 18, 2020
proclinician:


S. eun
Myn. d44
Lalasti. clala
Faran. o

Rule number 2 violated. "Do not insult or bully any nairalander".
You just confirmed to me that you are a coward, you can make noise online but offline you are just a sissy. cheesy
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by proclinician: 7:39pm On Feb 18, 2020
Kingrexyl:
You just confirmed to me that you are a coward, you can make noise online but offline you are just a sissy. cheesy

Relax
Re: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by budaatum: 7:40pm On Feb 18, 2020
eddieguru:
Fidelity bank.... tongue

The girl don't know that's a bank wink
Wetin concern the girl for this matter? All she did was sit on her boyfriends lap and here we are drinking sniper for their matter as if we have not got better things to do with our time while I bet you they collected the money they went to collect and have finished spending it all already without sharing any of it with any sniper drinkers here!

I promise you, we all should go get lives of our own and let others too live!

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