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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by MrCliff(m): 10:32am On Mar 20, 2020
Good news for Team soapy..
But de bad news is that @ de end, it will dry and drain u of ur real self. u will look at ur self and say 'I am becoming less of my real self. low self esteem will set in. it will drain u of ur sparks .
I'm not even going to talk about de religious aspect of it.
flee from Masturbation cus lass lass, it will do u more harm than good!
Let me come and be going

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by MrCliff(m): 10:36am On Mar 20, 2020
NOC1:
i know that there is always sense in a nonsense.
So on point. but honestly the sense in this very nonsense called Masturbation is not worth a trial.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by PrincewithGod(m): 10:37am On Mar 20, 2020
Lies from the pit of hell. Masturbate and go to hell. Flee from all forms of immorality.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by MrCliff(m): 10:40am On Mar 20, 2020
Gentlemanforyou:
How to be a famous writer

Write a very stupid post, eg slapping your girlfriend once a month boost your morals or sleeping with your landlord wife promotes long life ...
At the end of each topic just add the small salt, eg scientists , doctors etc you have blow I swear ..

Masturbate every day and see the effect on your life spiritually, mentally , socially , economically and so on and come back and tell me where this doctor bought her own weed .
My brother pls, is there a way that we could mount a Foreign Speaker on moon, so that the world will hear this very message of yours?
more volume pls
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Dchampion65: 10:51am On Mar 20, 2020
Constant sex and/or masturbation boost immune system.

The fool will believe this end time research.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by DarkCaesar(m): 12:12pm On Mar 20, 2020
Masturbation is a subtle form of sex dead brain, both still making same point
RiyadhGoddess:
Uhmmm
Where is NwaAmaikpe? Chief Advocate for Mastubators. Awon ti Vaseline crew. Food is ready for you Sir.

Some said constant sex will fight coronavirus now some are canvassing for masturbation. Uhmmm so many coronavirus misinformation flying upandan

Oh God Our Help In Ages Past, Come to our rescue. Come and deal with this invincible enemy ravaging nations. This I ask for in Jesus name Amin!

Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by ityP(m): 12:40pm On Mar 20, 2020
Justarandomguy:

Actually not masturbating or ejaculating boosts ur testosterone. Makes you smart and confident.
I don't know what these demonic doctors are doing.

P. S. Try it urself. Don't masturbate for a week and do workouts in the morning. U will see and feel the difference


Aswear. It tried it for 26 days and I saw changes. My mind was more at alert, my confidence and self esteem increased. My testosterone level increased too(I be MLS student, so I checked). I was fooled by talks like this I saw on the web about masturbation being a healthy habit. I regret the first day I started this dirty thing. If you've never masturbated before, you don't know what God has done for you tbvh

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by ityP(m): 12:41pm On Mar 20, 2020
DarkCaesar:
Masturbation is a subtle form of sex dead brain, both still making same point


Many don't know this
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by ityP(m): 12:42pm On Mar 20, 2020
Gentlemanforyou:
How to be a famous writer

Write a very stupid post, eg slapping your girlfriend once a month boost your morals or sleeping with your landlord wife promotes long life ...
At the end of each topic just add the small salt, eg scientists , doctors etc you have blow I swear ..

Masturbate every day and see the effect on your life spiritually, mentally , socially , economically and so on and come back and tell me where this doctor bought her own weed .


Masturbation ruins lives.

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Mairo247(m): 2:33pm On Mar 20, 2020
Masturbation is satanic and evil. Genuine repentance and water baptism in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit is the way out.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by okezie121: 3:12pm On Mar 20, 2020
useless news
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by oaroloye(m): 3:54pm On Mar 20, 2020
SHALOM!

JAWBONE:


IF you’ve been ordered to stay indoors and self-isolate amid the coronavirus outbreak, you could get pretty bored and lonely not being able to socialise – I mean, there’s only so much Netflix you can watch.

So while you make one last dash to the supermarket to stock up on your supply of toilet paper and canned goods, perhaps consider adding some batteries to your shop, because as it turns out, masturbating will not only give you something to do, but it will help keep you healthy – and who are we to go against the doctor’s orders.

But while many people look past the health benefits of indulging in a little self-love, Dr Jennifer Landam, a specialist in hormone therapy, suggests that masturbation might be exactly what you need to strengthen your body’s natural defence forces.

Self-pleasuring is known to boost your immune system and raise your white blood cell count – which in turn helps to fight infection in the body.

Now, this might not be the first time you’ve heard that time alone with your favourite toy will help with more than just relieving stress after a tough day at work- and that’s because it’s back by science.

Dr Landom’s views are also reflected in a small study conducted by the Department of Medical Psychology at the University Clinic of Essen in Germany which closely looked at the effects of orgasm through masturbation on white blood cell count.

And yes, while we agree that a team of doctors watching a group of people engage in self-pleasure is rather strange, the results were clear and it was confirmed that sexual arousal and orgasm increased the number of white blood cells and boosted the immune system – so thank you volunteers.

More than that, though, orgasms in general help you relax and sleep better, too – and more sleep means more time for your body to repair and recover.

Besides, the NHS even says that sexual arousal sends the heart rate higher, and the number of beats per minute reaches its peak during orgasm.

So if you are feeling a little under the weather, or simplY want your immune system firing the way it should, simply whip out your play mate and enjoy the time indoors.

But remember, if you are engaging is sex with a partner during the coronavirus outbreak be sure to slap on a condom because according to the Centers of Disease Control and Prevention, the main method of transmission of the coronavirus is person-to-person contact – and we all know what that means.

https://www thesun co.uk/fabulous/11197870/masturbating-helps-boost-immune-systems-fight-off-infections-during-coronvirus/amp/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=sunmaintwitter&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

This may be difficult for many to understand, but "THE SUN" is what is known as a "TABLOID NEWSPAPER:" the things in it are "NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, being more or less "FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY."

They are referred to by such derogatory terms as: "YELLOW PRESS," "GUTTER PRESS," "SENSATIONALIST PRESS."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sun_(United_Kingdom)

Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by FireKing: 4:03pm On Mar 20, 2020
No wonder.... Laye Laye wey devil candidates no go full everywhere.... Demons on the loose
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Masterclass32: 4:41pm On Mar 20, 2020
Pure undiluted crap. angry
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Legendguru: 5:51pm On Mar 20, 2020
Is it a common man who can’t afford a square meal that will boost immune system
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by ajasay3030(m): 6:31pm On Mar 20, 2020
we don't even know what to believe again. this virus has generated numerous theories. the son of man is fed enough.
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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by oranget(m): 9:14pm On Mar 20, 2020
Please don't listen to this doctor. He/She is an agent of darkness.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Bahddo(m): 11:59pm On Mar 20, 2020
Pretty sure it's even the people who masturbate daily and have premarital/extramarital sex up and down that are here talking about sin and hellfire.

Religious scum... Hypocrites!
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by izubext007: 8:26am On Mar 21, 2020
Soapy will do u no good becus u will finish ur stock food quickly
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by themanderon: 6:10pm On Mar 21, 2020
Agent of darkness forming doctor.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Pearly255(f): 5:06am On Mar 22, 2020
This Doctor is going to hell why give this advice to these perverted minds.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Cindycruzz: 4:48pm On Jun 03, 2020
Elmander1983:
Suspect grin


Una no well grin

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