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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by brownemmanuel43(m): 11:04pm On Mar 19, 2020
franchasng:
cool grin




Also, note that Chloroquine and Quinine treat coronavirus but Oyimbo system cannot carry it, reason they have not declared it as cure for coronavirus but if you ever get infected as a Nigerian, take it.


If you experience difficulty in breathing, get a nebulizer and if you can, install humidifier in your room to avoid life threatening breathing difficulty while asleep, which can be fatal.


Ventolin tab and inhaler should be okay if you had asthma or bronchitis or breathing difficulty or allergy before you contract coronavirus.

Take paracetamol, don't take ibuprofen in place of paracetamol!


Drink enough water and if your breathing difficulty persist, boil water to boiling point and inhale the steam into your nostrils it will relief you, you don't even need to go to the hospital unless you start experiencing severe bronchitis and high fever for more than 48hrs.

But whenever you notice any dry coughing, difficulty in breathing (if you don't use to have it before now), high fever, continuous nonstop sneezing, please protect your loved ones and friends and those around you by self isolating yourself and covering your mouth whenever you sneeze and if possible wash your hands with enough soap and water or use an alcohol based sanitizer immediately before touching anything and please don't shake anybody no matter what or how they feel about you turning them down.


Honey, ginger, garlic and lemon will help boost your immune system, have them at home now.



Fear not, coronavirus won't stay long in Nigeria and even the world
U have said it all baba. This is what we need at this point in time, we words of encouragement and inspiration. And the media are not helping.

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Nobody: 11:06pm On Mar 19, 2020
Useless doctor
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by kunkelhanspeter(m): 11:13pm On Mar 19, 2020
I thought Nigerians pastor said masturbating is a sin?

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by TA4TA4: 11:35pm On Mar 19, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hogD72qmG0k

According to the cleric, Donald Trump Went To Saudi Arabia, Saw People Praying And Didn't Like It. That Is Why He Released A Virus Called Coronavirus. This is what he told His Audience/Listeners In Northern Nigeria.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by bamicity(m): 11:37pm On Mar 19, 2020
*Soroniyen*
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by CuteYvonne777: 11:44pm On Mar 19, 2020
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by tobby20: 11:53pm On Mar 19, 2020
Rescort:
No go do pass yourself .....This one too shall pass away....


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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Sparrow0: 12:15am On Mar 20, 2020
I wonder why this shit ended up on front page

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Ibrahimmrfish(m): 12:51am On Mar 20, 2020
Now i understand why it's not killing Nigerian's.

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Chochovini: 4:57am On Mar 20, 2020
SHAVE your pubic hair constantly to avoid Corona -Experts-

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by PropertyBuying(f): 5:16am On Mar 20, 2020
kuntash:
Lies from the pit of hades!
What sort of advice is that?
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by ityP(m): 6:11am On Mar 20, 2020
Monkeyprick:



This has got nothing to do with Soapy. I am a married man with a 3yr old daughter, there are times madam will not concur to the bedroom movie and i do this to take off the yearning . It doesn't take away the urge whenever my wife beckons or has it removed a dime from my wallet.
Masturbation is an healthy thing to do but my advice is not to get addicted to it as your brain may be wired to it.



Unfortunately, addiction is so very easy. Only a very minute few (males especially) don't get addicted.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by jaxxy(m): 6:23am On Mar 20, 2020
bolanto24:
Good news for the soapy gang.

This theory works more for ladies than men, in men the reverse cud be the case especially when overdone. I don’t know why they didnt mention that.

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by ityP(m): 6:32am On Mar 20, 2020
jaxxy:


This theory works more for ladies than men, in men the reverse cud be the case especially when overdone. I don’t know why they didnt mention that.

No mind them
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Emperor4tune(m): 7:20am On Mar 20, 2020
where is it written in the holy book,the devil is badly furious with humanity & is ready to send all men to hell,the sacrifice of Jesus & his blood of redemption cant be in vain,i refuse this develish deception & craftiness over my life.may God punish setan & all setanic agent.HEAR ME MASTURBATION IS A SIN,I SAY IT WITH ALL BOLDNESS,PROVE,EXPERIENCE & CONVICTION.RUN FAR FROM IT,DESTRUCTION IS GRADUALY LOOMING
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Nobody: 7:32am On Mar 20, 2020
why? there's love in sharing, try to cuddle it out this period, sex boosts immune system, why dyu think oloshos don't fall sick?
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Mizwisdom(f): 7:39am On Mar 20, 2020
This is a lie from the pit of hell.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Mizwisdom(f): 7:42am On Mar 20, 2020
gypsey:
You see? you cannot even tell where hell is located but you keep mentioning hell.


Hell doesn't exist, it's all imaginar. in your head.


Ciao!.


This is one of the dangers of migrating abroad, they rob you of your spirituality and make you dependent on science but that science will fail you when they say tour disease is incurable. It's not your portion but don't forget God
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by goshen26: 7:44am On Mar 20, 2020
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Isoduwa(m): 7:56am On Mar 20, 2020
GuyWise101:
Exactly what I wanted to do before I saw this post now I have seen more reason to soapy.... off I go.




Please can you record yourself and post it here for us to watch

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by InvertedHammer: 8:26am On Mar 20, 2020
Mizwisdom:



This is one of the dangers of migrating abroad, they rob you of your spirituality and make you dependent on science but that science will fail you when they say tour disease is incurable. It's not your portion but don't forget God



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The Pope, the Archbishop and Imams are waiting for science to come to the rescue with a vaccine or medication. But you fault science because of religion that was shoved down your throat by your parents. Are you more religious than the Pope, Imams and Daddy G.Os who are hiding with their tails between their legs? None of them is mentioning prayer healing any more. Aren't you gullible?

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by blecele: 8:39am On Mar 20, 2020
franchasng:
cool grin




Also, note that Chloroquine and Quinine treat coronavirus but Oyimbo system cannot carry it, reason they have not declared it as cure for coronavirus but if you ever get infected as a Nigerian, take it.


If you experience difficulty in breathing, get a nebulizer and if you can, install humidifier in your room to avoid life threatening breathing difficulty while asleep, which can be fatal.
thank you


Ventolin tab and inhaler should be okay if you had asthma or bronchitis or breathing difficulty or allergy before you contract coronavirus.

Take paracetamol, don't take ibuprofen in place of paracetamol!


Drink enough water and if your breathing difficulty persist, boil water to boiling point and inhale the steam into your nostrils it will relief you, you don't even need to go to the hospital unless you start experiencing severe bronchitis and high fever for more than 48hrs.

But whenever you notice any dry coughing, difficulty in breathing (if you don't use to have it before now), high fever, continuous nonstop sneezing, please protect your loved ones and friends and those around you by self isolating yourself and covering your mouth whenever you sneeze and if possible wash your hands with enough soap and water or use an alcohol based sanitizer immediately before touching anything and please don't shake anybody no matter what or how they feel about you turning them down.


Honey, ginger, garlic and lemon will help boost your immune system, have them at home now.



Fear not, coronavirus won't stay long in Nigeria and even the world
thank you.

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Nobody: 8:47am On Mar 20, 2020
Mizwisdom:



This is one of the dangers of migrating abroad, they rob you of your spirituality and make you dependent on science but that science will fail you when they say tour disease is incurable. It's not your portion but don't forget God



I wasn't born in Nigeria or Africa so i didn't migrate anywhere.


Now, If your parents and grandparents raised you believing that there is a God somewhere in the sky that no one can see. then you had no choice but to believe what your parents raised you believing. For example If your parents were muslims or hindus i am sure you would have been raised a hindu or muslims or any religion your parents believes in or worships you never had any choice in choosing what to believe. same i would assume you are raising your kids (if you have any) to believe what you raised or raising them to believe.

you claimed (I am not sure who) robbed me of my spirtuality grin perhaps you should begin with explaining what spirituality means.

This people (I am guessing you mean white people) who you claimed made me depend on science and robbed me of my spiriutaliy where the same white men who brought religion to Africa and introduced it to Africans. without white men Africans wouldn't have known about religion or God, religion isn't perfect, humans have commited all manners of brutal artrocities in the name of religion or God. from murders, Extortions to rapes all in the name of God..

My parents are Nigerian pentecostal Christians they also raised me that way, but now that i am grown ass man i can choose, and i ve also recognised that everything about Christianity or religion they have raised me believing are not true.

They used to force me to follow them to church when i was a kid, church that i didn't even like.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by hillshark: 8:54am On Mar 20, 2020
Lol, crazy Germans they will always look for reason to masturbate. I live in Essen, Germany. And trust me prior to the virus masturbation has always been so common I wonder how they lost their reasoning. I work with amazon and the most ordered commodity remains sex tools. From lumber sized dildos to pocket sized pussies. It’s like a household equipment here. I tire. Why Coro no go address their case. I pray God help is here for the matter.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Justarandomguy: 9:15am On Mar 20, 2020
Inkling:
Masturbate to boost your hormones.

Masturbate to boost your testosterone.

Masturbate to boost your alertness.

It seems we need specialist to break it down for us

www.ewatomi.com
Actually not masturbating or ejaculating boosts ur testosterone. Makes you smart and confident.
I don't know what these demonic doctors are doing.

P. S. Try it urself. Don't masturbate for a week and do workouts in the morning. U will see and feel the difference
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Justarandomguy: 9:17am On Mar 20, 2020
hillshark:
Lol, crazy Germans they will always look for reason to masturbate. I live in Essen, Germany. And trust me prior to the virus masturbation has always been so common I wonder how they lost their reasoning. I work with amazon and the most ordered commodity remains sex tools. From lumber sized dildos to pocket sized pussies. It’s like a household equipment here. I tire. Why Coro no go address their case. I pray God help is here for the matter.
bro they literally advertise intimacy gadgets on TV almost all the time. And my kid sisters are usually watching by that time. Now that they've cancelled school.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by yeman1(m): 9:25am On Mar 20, 2020
JAWBONE:


https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/11197870/masturbating-helps-boost-immune-systems-fight-off-infections-during-coronvirus/amp/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=sunmaintwitter&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true


I'VE READ THIS ARTICLE BEFORE, IT DOESN'T TALK ABOUT CORONA VIRUS BUT TALKED ABOUT SEX LIFE BUILT IMMUNE SYSTEM. THiS BLOGGER JUDT DERAILED THE TOPIC.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Obego12345: 9:38am On Mar 20, 2020
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JAWBONE:


https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/11197870/masturbating-helps-boost-immune-systems-fight-off-infections-during-coronvirus/amp/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=sunmaintwitter&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

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