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Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by JAWBONE(m): 10:15am On Mar 19
IF you’ve been ordered to stay indoors and self-isolate amid the coronavirus outbreak, you could get pretty bored and lonely not being able to socialise – I mean, there’s only so much Netflix you can watch.

So while you make one last dash to the supermarket to stock up on your supply of toilet paper and canned goods, perhaps consider adding some batteries to your shop, because as it turns out, masturbating will not only give you something to do, but it will help keep you healthy – and who are we to go against the doctor’s orders.

But while many people look past the health benefits of indulging in a little self-love, Dr Jennifer Landam, a specialist in hormone therapy, suggests that masturbation might be exactly what you need to strengthen your body’s natural defence forces.

Self-pleasuring is known to boost your immune system and raise your white blood cell count – which in turn helps to fight infection in the body.

Now, this might not be the first time you’ve heard that time alone with your favourite toy will help with more than just relieving stress after a tough day at work- and that’s because it’s back by science.

Dr Landom’s views are also reflected in a small study conducted by the Department of Medical Psychology at the University Clinic of Essen in Germany which closely looked at the effects of orgasm through masturbation on white blood cell count.

And yes, while we agree that a team of doctors watching a group of people engage in self-pleasure is rather strange, the results were clear and it was confirmed that sexual arousal and orgasm increased the number of white blood cells and boosted the immune system – so thank you volunteers.

More than that, though, orgasms in general help you relax and sleep better, too – and more sleep means more time for your body to repair and recover.

Besides, the NHS even says that sexual arousal sends the heart rate higher, and the number of beats per minute reaches its peak during orgasm.

So if you are feeling a little under the weather, or simplY want your immune system firing the way it should, simply whip out your play mate and enjoy the time indoors.

But remember, if you are engaging is sex with a partner during the coronavirus outbreak be sure to slap on a condom because according to the Centers of Disease Control and Prevention, the main method of transmission of the coronavirus is person-to-person contact – and we all know what that means.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/11197870/masturbating-helps-boost-immune-systems-fight-off-infections-during-coronvirus/amp/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=sunmaintwitter&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by JAWBONE(m): 10:16am On Mar 19
LMAO

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Cindycruzz: 10:27am On Mar 19
grin

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by NOC1(m): 10:31am On Mar 19
i know that there is always sense in a nonsense.

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by bolanto24(m): 11:03am On Mar 19
Good news for the soapy gang.

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by GuyWise101: 11:40am On Mar 19
Exactly what I wanted to do before I saw this post now I have seen more reason to soapy.... off I go.

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by FemiEddy(m): 5:49pm On Mar 19
Don't, please don't. They just wanna mess mankind up, They don't really care. Be wise.
I repeat, don't yield to such advice. Indoor Exercise is much better.

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Babztunz(m): 5:49pm On Mar 19
My people don see excuse

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Oluwasaeon(m): 5:49pm On Mar 19
Best topic ever

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by NOL2dworld(m): 5:49pm On Mar 19
This doctor is on weed i swear.. Soapy gang. grin



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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Gentlemanforyou: 5:50pm On Mar 19
How to be a famous writer

Write a very stupid post, eg slapping your girlfriend once a month boost your morals or sleeping with your landlord wife promotes long life ...
At the end of each topic just add the small salt, eg scientists , doctors etc you have blow I swear ..

Masturbate every day and see the effect on your life spiritually, mentally , socially , economically and so on and come back and tell me where this doctor bought her own weed .

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by popweezy(m): 5:50pm On Mar 19
How much are they selling Vaseline abeg? I want to buy it for my sister lipsrsealed undecided

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by RiyadhGoddess(f): 5:50pm On Mar 19
Uhmmm
Where is NwaAmaikpe? Chief Advocate for Mastubators. Awon ti Vaseline crew. Food is ready for you Sir.

Some said constant sex will fight coronavirus now some are canvassing for masturbation. Uhmmm so many coronavirus misinformation flying upandan

Oh God Our Help In Ages Past, Come to our rescue. Come and deal with this invincible enemy ravaging nations. This I ask for in Jesus name Amin!

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by sotall(m): 5:50pm On Mar 19
grin grin

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by wonuks(m): 5:50pm On Mar 19
grin grin OP, Sense will not kill you. Masturbation doesn't boost immune system ooh

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by franchasng: 5:50pm On Mar 19
cool grin




Also, note that Chloroquine and Quinine treat coronavirus but Oyimbo system cannot carry it, reason they have not declared it as cure for coronavirus but if you ever get infected as a Nigerian, take it.


If you experience difficulty in breathing, get a nebulizer and if you can, install humidifier in your room to avoid life threatening breathing difficulty while asleep, which can be fatal.


Ventolin tab and inhaler should be okay if you had asthma or bronchitis or breathing difficulty or allergy before you contract coronavirus.

Take paracetamol, don't take ibuprofen in place of paracetamol!


Drink enough water and if your breathing difficulty persist, boil water to boiling point and inhale the steam into your nostrils it will relief you, you don't even need to go to the hospital unless you start experiencing severe bronchitis and high fever for more than 48hrs.

But whenever you notice any dry coughing, difficulty in breathing (if you don't use to have it before now), high fever, continuous nonstop sneezing, please protect your loved ones and friends and those around you by self isolating yourself and covering your mouth whenever you sneeze and if possible wash your hands with enough soap and water or use an alcohol based sanitizer immediately before touching anything and please don't shake anybody no matter what or how they feel about you turning them down.


Honey, ginger, garlic and lemon will help boost your immune system, have them at home now.



Fear not, coronavirus won't stay long in Nigeria and even the world

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Citytrend: 5:50pm On Mar 19
The Doctor is not only Demonic, but unprofessional

After this trash he will go home and meet with his wife. Leaving his victims to perish for eating anything they see Online

Little wonder politicians have a better side of People's emotions in this part of the world

Oh Oh Oh, I seeee

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by TheFreeOne: 5:50pm On Mar 19
Vaseline crew over to you cheesy

I've got nothing more to say.

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by HeadNigga: 5:50pm On Mar 19
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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Dadaboy: 5:51pm On Mar 19
Nonsense.. exactly why we have unproductive youths and practitioners

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Inkling(m): 5:51pm On Mar 19
Masturbate to boost your hormones.

Masturbate to boost your testosterone.

Masturbate to boost your alertness.

It seems we need specialist to break it down for us

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Raskasal(m): 5:51pm On Mar 19
GuyWise101:
Exactly what I wanted to do before I saw this post now I have seen more reason to soapy.... off I go.


grin grin grin. You no wan carry last at all ooo

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by ValCon888: 5:51pm On Mar 19
Vaseline Crew right now

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by israelmao(m): 5:51pm On Mar 19
Is there no other means to boost immunity other this,Mr.Doctor?

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Jezyfreezman(m): 5:51pm On Mar 19
good news to saopy geng grin

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by purplekayc(m): 5:51pm On Mar 19
Strange, weird

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Lovelies1: 5:51pm On Mar 19
Mmmmmm

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by datola: 5:51pm On Mar 19
Orisirisi.
Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by xynerise(m): 5:51pm On Mar 19
Hmmm...

Watch out for masturbation abuse

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Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by kuntash: 5:52pm On Mar 19
Lies from the pit of hades!

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