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This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 8:26pm On Mar 20, 2020
Hi everyone.. I want to start masturbating...... Do I use cucumber or what ?

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Lightangel65: 8:41pm On Mar 20, 2020
tribalwarlord:
Hi everyone.. I want to start masturbating...... Do I use cucumber or what ?

Use rusted iron pole and rub peper on it then chuk it deep enough, the expirence is heavenly

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 8:46pm On Mar 20, 2020
Ladylite:


Use a Love Machine that vibrates.

It's serves me well when my spouse is on the sea.
aunti bobo's dey na grin Dm the 8.2 inch dude on this forum grin

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Babythicksme17(f): 8:46pm On Mar 20, 2020
What is too much for you?masturbation or what you will use.Do you have money to buy huge long gbola vibrator or should we contribute for you? Ashewo five naira cheesy cheesy

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 8:46pm On Mar 20, 2020
Lightangel65:


Use rusted iron pole and rub peper on it then chuk it deep enough, the expirence is heavenly
grin grin

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 9:08pm On Mar 20, 2020
Lightangel65:


Use rusted iron pole and rub peper on it then chuk it deep enough, the expirence is heavenly
I love you very much

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 9:09pm On Mar 20, 2020
Babythicksme17:
What is too much for you?masturbation or what you will use.Do you have money to buy huge long gbola vibrator or should we contribute for you? Ashewo five naira cheesy cheesy
otu your mother

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 9:10pm On Mar 20, 2020
Miniso:
aunti bobo's dey na grin Dm the 8.2 inch dude on this forum grin
na so boys go dey sleep with your wife even under your roof... fòoooooool

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Lightangel65: 9:18pm On Mar 20, 2020
tribalwarlord:
I love you very much

Love you too don't forget to try it
Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 9:20pm On Mar 20, 2020
Lightangel65:


Love you too don't forget to try it
you go use your mama toto show me example papa

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 9:21pm On Mar 20, 2020
tribalwarlord:
na so boys go dey sleep with your wife even under your roof... fòoooooool
ode like dey are nt already nacking yur miserable life out already. i pity the innocent man living a LovePeddler like u home alone to hustle. please next time ensure u on the sound system to avoid disturbing neighbours grin grin mumu u don't even have shame old cargo using vibrators no self control... see the long vibrator u using angry ashawo
Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 9:22pm On Mar 20, 2020
Miniso:
ode like dey are nt already nacking yur miserable life out already. i pity the innocent man living a LovePeddler like u home alone to hustle. please next time ensure u on the sound system to avoid disturbing neighbours grin grin mumu u don't even have shame old cargo using vibrators no self control... see the long vibrator u using angry ashawo
okay but, I said what I said.... lol... mumu... you are looking for sugar mummy... hunger and poverty will kill you while you wait

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 9:33pm On Mar 20, 2020
tribalwarlord:
okay but, I said what I said.... lol... mumu... you are looking for sugar mummy... hunger and poverty will kill you while you wait
its becuz men in yur area nack u any ow na , wit out mercy. dats y u said such. hw i wish the vibrator and cucumber both get stuck in yur vagina. grin the pesin i quoted wasnt even offended. she simply ignored learn about maturity from her i feel u are hungry and frustrated its block headed like u dat suck sperm and gets drilled in the ass for a living dat will take it personal.
Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Lightangel65: 9:35pm On Mar 20, 2020
tribalwarlord:
you go use your mama toto show me example papa

Na, yours would be the perfect masterpiece, that technique will give you pleasures the best vibrators can't
Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 9:36pm On Mar 20, 2020
tribalwarlord:
okay but, I said what I said.... lol... mumu... you are looking for sugar mummy... hunger and poverty will kill you while you wait
i live alone at lekki ajah along ado road am not hungry. grin
Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 9:36pm On Mar 20, 2020
Miniso:
its becuz men in yur area nack u any ow na , wit out mercy. dats y u said such. hw i wish the vibrator and cucumber both get stuck in yur vagina. grin the pesin i quoted wasnt even offended. she simply ignored learn about maturity from her i feel u are hungry and frustrated its block headed like u dat suck sperm and gets drilled in the ass for a living dat will take it personal.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies, how silly of me... woman wrapper.... idiiiiiiooooooooot

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 9:37pm On Mar 20, 2020
Miniso:
i live alone at lekki ajah along ado road am not hungry. grin
mumu.... lekki under bridge

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 9:40pm On Mar 20, 2020
tribalwarlord:
mumu.... lekki under bridge
eh yaa am sorri yur sex starved its not my fault stop expressing yur frustration on me angry
Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 9:42pm On Mar 20, 2020
Miniso:
eh yaa am sorri yur sex starved its not my fault stop expressing yur frustration on me angry
You are the human version of period cramps... If only you know what I mean

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 9:53pm On Mar 20, 2020
tribalwarlord:
Hi everyone.. I want to start masturbating...... Do I use cucumber or what ?
Get a Love Machine.
Warning:
Avoid the slapping senator.

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 9:54pm On Mar 20, 2020
justnock:

Get a Love Machine.
Warning:
Avoid the slapping senator.
lol

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by daddio(m): 10:02pm On Mar 20, 2020
tribalwarlord:
Hi everyone.. I want to start masturbating...... Do I use cucumber or what ?

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 10:03pm On Mar 20, 2020
daddio:


your mama toto

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by daddio(m): 10:05pm On Mar 20, 2020
tribalwarlord:
tribalword your mama toto
Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 10:06pm On Mar 20, 2020
daddio:


lol... e pain am

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by DaddyMorenike: 10:13pm On Mar 20, 2020
Well I feel you use a hot exhaust pipe. Especially that of a Vespa!
Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by daddio(m): 10:13pm On Mar 20, 2020
tribalwarlord:
lol... e pain am

How e go pain me?

If you wan abuse me, abuse me, as a responsible son of one of the best Mother in the world, I hate it it when people say bad things about others mom, well and I can't abuse your mom.

ALL I KNOW (OR CAN SAY) IS THAT

ILE NI A TI N KO ESO R'ODE.

grin grin grin
Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Babythicksme17(f): 11:26pm On Mar 20, 2020
tribalwarlord:
otu your mother
You are a Mumu man,your father!!
Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Nobody: 6:14am On Mar 21, 2020
Babythicksme17:
You are a Mumu man,your father!!
I said what I said... Otu nne i

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Gofwane(m): 4:02pm On Mar 21, 2020
Use Benue yam

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Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by otunbalamba: 6:36am On Apr 17, 2020
Babythicksme17:
What is too much for you?masturbation or what you will use.Do you have money to buy huge long gbola vibrator or should we contribute for you? Ashewo five naira cheesy cheesy
prettythicksme ? undecided na your reincarnate be this

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