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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Stephenmoka4(m): 1:34pm On Mar 26
cruxgemmata:
U shouldn't have challenged God even if u dont believe in him. Its better to stay mute amd calm

An engineer once said even God cannot sink the titanic. He was shown the other side.

I know people who keep quiet if they dont believe in things.
Angels are cooking up somtin 4u. It will happen when u dont expect it. So brace up and watch ur back. God loves people like you so much but karma is a real motherfu**er.

Its coming
Challenge? He didn't challenge God, is he worthy enough to.
Please challenge is a big deal here.
It's just like a goat boasting to lions, even the lions will lose appetite or a little child challenging a knight, the knight will be dishonoured as the child is not worth comparing his gloves.

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:18pm On Apr 01
God has no control over Corona.

God is useless.

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Maximus69(m): 8:04pm On Apr 01
AlfaSeltzer:
God, if you are real, do not let this coronavirus infection pass me by. Send it my way if you are not useless. Omnimpotent one, I am not afraid of you. I am with Satan.

Have you ever heard of a parent who loves watching his insane child's dramatic move or listening to his soliloquy?

Well that's why Hod is far away from the earth now!

Only his friends can TALK to him, if you're not one of his friends he won't just look at your side because he knows you're partially insane! embarassed
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:50pm On Apr 01
Maximus69:


Have you ever heard of a parent who loves watching his insane child's dramatic move or listening to his soliloquy?

Well that's why Hod is far away from the earth now!

Only his friends can TALK to him, if you're not one of his friends he won't just look at your side because he knows you're partially insane! embarassed

He is a coward. I thought he cared enough to send his son on a suicide mission for me? Now he claims that me, his creature, is insane. Well only the insane can create an insane.
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by OtemAtum: 8:58pm On Apr 01
God Almighty, the TOTALITY OF EXISTENCE, which created Jehovah, Allah and other small small gods doesn't afflict people with diseases. Rather, it is virus that afflicts people with diseases. So Op, you don't need to do this.
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Maximus69(m): 4:45am On Apr 02
AlfaSeltzer:


He is a coward. I thought he cared enough to send his son on a suicide mission for me? Now he claims that me, his creature, is insane. Well only the insane can create an insane.

He created a perfect human pair, but they chose to rebel against him.
That's why he has allowed all these while for both rebels and obedient humans to live together on this same planet.
Now the sane and the insane have sufficed, while the sane are well organized and orderly, the insane are disorganize and in confused! smiley

So he called the sane by a special name

Jehovah's Witnesses! Isaiah 43:12; 65:15 Hebrew 12:1

But about the insane he said

they are not mine!

Deuteronomy 32:5
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:22am On Apr 02
Maximus69:


He created a perfect human pair, but they chose to rebel against him.
That's why he has allowed all these while for both rebels and obedient humans to live together on this same planet.
Now the sane and the insane have sufficed, while the sane are well organized and orderly, the insane are disorganize and in confused! smiley

So he called the sane by a special name

Jehovah's Witnesses! Isaiah 43:12; 65:15 Hebrew 12:1

But about the insane he said

they are not mine!

Deuteronomy 32:5




And he appointed you his spokesperson while hiding?
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:23am On Apr 02
OtemAtum:
God Almighty, the TOTALITY OF EXISTENCE, which created Jehovah, Allah and other small small gods doesn't afflict people with diseases. Rather, it is virus that afflicts people with diseases. So Op, you don't need to do this.

Why do they all choose to hide?
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:25am On Apr 02
Maximus69:


He created a perfect human pair, but they chose to rebel against him.



Ha! He's powerless even against his rebel creatures. What a wimp!
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Maximus69(m): 10:53am On Apr 02
AlfaSeltzer:


Ha! He's powerless even against his rebel creatures. What a wimp!

He's not a bully, he's not power drunk!

So keep crying and ranting as if he should come and remove the breath from you, but he has set the time limit for your expiration. You'll grow old and expire, that's if one of these diseases did not claim your miserable life before then! cheesy
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:23pm On Apr 02
Maximus69:


He's not a bully, he's not power drunk!

So keep crying and ranting as if he should come and remove the breath from you, but he has set the time limit for your expiration. You'll grow old and expire, that's if one of these diseases did not claim your miserable life before then! cheesy


Same as you.

Remind me again why you defend him as the same fate await both of us on this earth?
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by beardlessdude: 1:46pm On Apr 02
AlfaSeltzer:
God, if you are real, do not let this coronavirus infection pass me by. Send it my way if you are not useless. Omnimpotent one, I am not afraid of you. I am with Satan.
I challenge the lord god also. Covid me lord
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Maximus69(m): 2:05pm On Apr 02
AlfaSeltzer:


Same as you.

Remind me again why you defend him as the same fate await both of us on this earth?

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I have a hope! John 5:28-29 wink

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:17pm On Apr 02
beardlessdude:
I challenge the lord god also. Covid me lord

He can't. He's useless.

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:20pm On Apr 02
Maximus69:


Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I have a hope! John 5:28-29 wink

Lol.
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Maximus69(m): 2:44pm On Apr 02
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Squillaci: 7:42pm On Apr 02
AlfaSeltzer:
God, if you are real, do not let this coronavirus infection pass me by. Send it my way if you are not useless. Omnimpotent one, I am not afraid of you. I am with Satan.

What if he is not interested in this challenge?
You think of yourself too highly.
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:51pm On Apr 02
Squillaci:


What if he is not interested in this challenge?
You think of yourself too highly.

You don't know his mind.

What if he's worried about his impotency?
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by MuttleyLaff: 5:24am On Apr 03
AlfaSeltzer:
You don't know His mind.
Of course do. Afflicting you with Coronavirus is not part of any plan of God to or for you

AlfaSeltzer:
What if he's worried about his impotency?
Impotency and/or "... worried about His impotency" is not in God's vocabulary and dictionary. Besides, God doesnt have any impotency whatsoever to be worried about
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:08pm On Apr 03
MuttleyLaff:
Of course do. Afflicting you with Coronavirus is not part of any plan of God to or for you

Impotency and/or "... worried about His impotency" is not in God's vocabulary and dictionary. Besides, God doesnt have any impotency whatsoever to be worried about

One begotten son and no wife. Very impotent.
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by MuttleyLaff: 1:16pm On Apr 03
AlfaSeltzer:
One begotten son and no wife.
Very impotent.

Laugh riot. Smh. Has no idea.
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by stieyven(m): 12:56am On Jun 10
Enoch07:
I join u in prayers, you will have it in Jesus name AMEN!!!! infact may you die from it too in Jesus name!!! thank u fada for hearing our prayers.
Love your enemies and bless those who curse you and pray for those who despitefully use you. LUKE 6 :28
You'll do well to receive Jesus into your life, tomorrow may be too late. John 3 :16

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Enoch07: 10:12am On Jun 10
stieyven:

Love your enemies and bless those who curse you and pray for those who despitefully use you. LUKE 6 :28
You'll do well to receive Jesus into your life, tomorrow may be too late. John 3 :16
I did absolutely wrong oga, I only join a brother in prayer
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by hoopernikao: 11:49am On Jun 10
Enoch07:
I join u in prayers, you will have it in Jesus name AMEN!!!! infact may you die from it too in Jesus name!!! thank u fada for hearing our prayers.

Which of the Jesus name Sir?
And what is fada?
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Enoch07: 1:18pm On Jun 10
hoopernikao:


Which of the Jesus name Sir?
And what is fada?
Jesus Christ na. and father (fada), I mean God
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by hoopernikao: 1:47pm On Jun 10
Enoch07:

Jesus Christ na. and father (fada), I mean God

Cursing or wishing evil in the name of Jesus is both grammatically, spiritually and biblically wrong.

You can't curse in the name of Jesus. It is like saying I DESTROY YOU IN THE NAME OF A SAVIOR. A savior saves not destroys. Don't you get it.

There is a reason he is called Jesus: to save and deliver. That is what the name can do. There is no curse in the name.

By the way, if God is to be annoyed grin, He will rather be annoyed with you than the confused OP. Because as you desire to destroy him (OP), Jesus will much more desire to save him. So, you can't be more troubled than Him that died for him. Dont you think so?

Let us stay with the character and person of Jesus we saw in the scriptures, not the one we exhumed from our emotions irrespective of the abuse and rejection.

If he prayed for those who directly crucified him, how much more a man born 20 generations after.

The wrath of man worketh not God's righteousness.
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Enoch07: 3:19pm On Jun 10
hoopernikao:


Cursing or wishing evil in the name of Jesus is both grammatically, spiritually and biblically wrong.

You can't curse in the name of Jesus. It is like saying I DESTROY YOU IN THE NAME OF A SAVIOR. A savior saves not destroys. Don't you get it.

There is a reason he is called Jesus: to save and deliver. That is what the name can do. There is no curse in the name.

By the way, if God is to be annoyed grin, He will rather be annoyed with you than the confused OP. Because as you desire to destroy him (OP), Jesus will much more desire to save him. So, you can't be more troubled than Him that died for him. Dont you think so?

Let us stay with the character and person of Jesus we saw in the scriptures, not the one we exhumed from our emotions irrespective of the abuse and rejection.

If he prayed for those who directly crucified him, how much more a man born 20 generations after.

The wrath of man worketh not God's righteousness.
my apologies. i only joined a brother in prayer
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by hoopernikao: 4:43pm On Jun 10
Enoch07:

my apologies. i only joined a brother in prayer

But you know he is not a brother and don't join him in his sin next time.
Thank you.

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Kobojunkie: 3:16am On Jun 11
AlfaSeltzer:
God, if you are real, do not let this coronavirus infection pass me by. Send it my way if you are not useless. Omnimpotent one, I am not afraid of you. I am with Satan.
Ok, but you ought to know that Satan was up with the Sons of God, and he is essentially a servant of God. He doesn't frighten God if that was what you were going for. undecided undecided
Also, I doubt you are with Satan because his record shows he does not partner with humans. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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