Lil Mary always fell asleep at sunday sch so d nun asked her, "who was our lord and saviour?" lil johnny who sat behind lil mary took out a pin and pokes in her butt making mary yell "Jesus Christ"! Very good says the teacher. Mary falls back asleep. So d nun wakes her back up and asks, "who created d universe?" lil johnny pokes her in d butt wit a pin again making mary yell "God Almighty" The teacher approves and unconvinced that Mary would stay awake,she asks her "what did eve say to Adam after giving birth? Lil Mary jumped out of her seat and yells, "if u shove that thing in my butt one more time,am gonna break it in half and shove it down ur throat! 2 lawyers, John and ken went 2 play golf.john ofas ken a $50 bet which ken accepts and they kick off. Afta d 8th hole,ken is ahead by 1 stroke,but cuts his bal into d rough and 9th. "help me find my ball",he says to john. After a few minutes,neither has any luck. Since a lost bal carries a 4-point penalty,ken secretly puls a bal 4rm his pocket n tosses it 2 d ground. "i'v found my ball!" he announces. "Afta all of d years we'v bin partners n playin 2geda," john says, "u'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?" WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHEAT? i found my bal sittin ryt dere! And u're a liar too, john says "i'l have u know i'v bin STANDING on ur bal 4 d last 5 minutes!