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Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by joshbj(m): 6:31pm On Apr 01, 2020
If the government just share one billion donated by a philanthropist, and give every citizen one million, it would remain 800 million naira. If we are to assume the population is 200 million people.

BTW... It's just me thinking out loud.
Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by greatover: 6:33pm On Apr 01, 2020
Go back to school

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by joshbj(m): 6:35pm On Apr 01, 2020
greatover:
Go back to school

Yea, I'm just speaking hypothetically
Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by Quietly(m): 6:35pm On Apr 01, 2020
You get it wrong,but i respect a nairalander..

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by jumper524(m): 6:35pm On Apr 01, 2020
joshbj:
If the government just share one billion donated by a philanthropist, and give every citizen one million, it would remain 800 million naira. If we are to assume the population is 200 million people.

BTW... It's just me thinking out loud.
if you see any of your maths teacher again, shoot am gun.

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by Nobody: 6:38pm On Apr 01, 2020
Go back to school and stop disgracing yourself online. Poverty don knock your brain.

To disburse N1m each to 200 million Nigerians, you would need N20 trillion naira. Granted, Thiefinubu and the Buhari cabal can probably cough that out with enough deadly blows to their greedy stomachs.

Edit: It's actually N200 trillion, error of omission. That's a mere $500 billion. But yeah, I'm sure you can extract that much from Thiefinubu's belly!

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by Melezenawii: 6:39pm On Apr 01, 2020
joshbj:
If the government just share one billion donated by a philanthropist, and give every citizen one million, it would remain 800 million naira. If we are to assume the population is 200 million people.

BTW... It's just me thinking out loud.

Can you please ,go and enroll in Nursery 1

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by Melezenawii: 6:39pm On Apr 01, 2020
joshbj:
If the government just share one billion donated by a philanthropist, and give every citizen one million, it would remain 800 million naira. If we are to assume the population is 200 million people.

BTW... It's just me thinking out loud.
These wailers are just showing their stupidity everyday... thinking?

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by joshbj(m): 6:42pm On Apr 01, 2020
What I m saying is this, if you divide nigeria population (about 200 million) it go round five times. What's the big deal?
Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by bestpunterever: 6:44pm On Apr 01, 2020
joshbj:
If the government just share one billion donated by a philanthropist, and give every citizen one million, it would remain 800 million naira. If we are to assume the population is 200 million people.

BTW... It's just me thinking out loud.
Olodo Rabata..
this one go dey among of people calling Buhari dullard

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by Melezenawii: 6:47pm On Apr 01, 2020
joshbj:
What I m saying is this, if you divide nigeria population (about 200 million) it go round five times. What's the big deal?

You are irredeemable... You just confirmed your illiteracy

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by joshbj(m): 6:49pm On Apr 01, 2020
Melezenawii:


You are irredeemable... You just confirmed your illiteracy
1,000,000,000/200,000,000 = 5

So Kini big deal?
Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by MrPolitics: 6:55pm On Apr 01, 2020
joshbj:

1,000,000,000/200,000,000 = 5

So Kini big deal?

Do u know what you are saying? That means govt would give each Nigerian 5 naira and not whatever amount you are thinking. 1 billion naira divided by 200 million people is 5 naira only and that can’t even buy sachet water

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by MrPolitics: 6:57pm On Apr 01, 2020
joshbj:
If the government just share one billion donated by a philanthropist, and give every citizen one million, it would remain 800 million naira. If we are to assume the population is 200 million people.

BTW... It's just me thinking out loud.

Giving every citizen 1 million naira would make a total of 200 Trillion naira and not 200 million naira

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by bamvik(m): 6:57pm On Apr 01, 2020
1m * 200million nigerians =200 trillion naira... i dnt think federal government can cough out that money

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by motta(m): 7:05pm On Apr 01, 2020
joshbj:
What I m saying is this, if you divide nigeria population (about 200 million) it go round five times. What's the big deal?
what we are saying is that you are dull

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by adecz: 7:06pm On Apr 01, 2020
angry angry angry
Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by princemillla(m): 7:08pm On Apr 01, 2020
bamvik:
1m * 200million nigerians =200 trillion naira... i dnt think federal government can cough out that money

Do we have it
Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by Nobody: 7:08pm On Apr 01, 2020
Hedonini:
Go back to school and stop disgracing yourself online. Poverty don knock your brain.

To disburse N1m each to 200 million Nigerians, you would need N20 trillion naira. Granted, Thiefinubu and the Buhari cabal can probably cough that out with enough deadly blows to their greedy stomachs.
both of you will be in the same class as it is, however you will be the class captain since you are closer to the answer than he is. undecided

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by adecz: 7:09pm On Apr 01, 2020
angry angry angry


Too many half educated people
with Android phones in Nairaland.


Is N5 for every citizen money?


You can't even buy pure water
.
Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by socialmediaman: 7:11pm On Apr 01, 2020
Hedonini:
Go back to school and stop disgracing yourself online. Poverty don knock your brain.

To disburse N1m each to 200 million Nigerians, you would need N20 trillion naira. Granted, Thiefinubu and the Buhari cabal can probably cough that out with enough deadly blows to their greedy stomachs.

Actually you’ll need N200 Trillion

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by socialmediaman: 7:14pm On Apr 01, 2020
joshbj:
If the government just share one billion donated by a philanthropist, and give every citizen one million, it would remain 800 million naira. If we are to assume the population is 200 million people.

BTW... It's just me thinking out loud.

It takes N200 Trillion to give each of the 200 million Nigerians N1 million each.

You could actually share N1 (one Naira) to 200 million Nigerians and it will remain N800 million. Do you think that would help?

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by samszany(m): 7:14pm On Apr 01, 2020
���, i just dey observe
Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by AgentNairaland(f): 7:21pm On Apr 01, 2020
OP, WALIE YOU DISGRACE ME.. YOUR NAME IS JOSHUA HAD IT BEEN YOUR NAME IS ABDULLAHI, MUHAMMED, ALL THOSE NAMES FROM RELIGION OF PIECE I WOULDN'T SAY NOTHING

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by Nobody: 7:23pm On Apr 01, 2020
joshbj:
If the government just share one billion donated by a philanthropist, and give every citizen one million, it would remain 800 million naira. If we are to assume the population is 200 million people.

BTW... It's just me thinking out loud.


OP are you seriously serious? The first poster has a message for you. grin
Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by Ritchiee: 7:41pm On Apr 01, 2020
joshbj:
If the government just share one billion donated by a philanthropist, and give every citizen one million, it would remain 800 million naira. If we are to assume the population is 200 million people.

BTW... It's just me thinking out loud.

Do you mean one naira to each person or are you sleepwalking?
Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by Olayinka777(m): 7:43pm On Apr 01, 2020
joshbj:
If the government just share one billion donated by a philanthropist, and give every citizen one million, it would remain 800 million naira. If we are to assume the population is 200 million people.

BTW... It's just me thinking out loud.
One billion Naira would only reach 1000 people if given one million each.

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by josh123(m): 7:43pm On Apr 01, 2020
Op ur iQ is 0.001
Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:49pm On Apr 01, 2020
joshbj:
If the government just share one billion donated by a philanthropist, and give every citizen one million, it would remain 800 million naira. If we are to assume the population is 200 million people.

BTW... It's just me thinking out loud.

your math teacher right now......









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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:50pm On Apr 01, 2020
joshbj:
If the government just share one billion donated by a philanthropist, and give every citizen one million, it would remain 800 million naira. If we are to assume the population is 200 million people.

BTW... It's just me thinking out loud.

your math teacher right now......









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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by Susu888(m): 7:53pm On Apr 01, 2020
Even an almajiri won't fall hand like this!

I've said it times and again.... southerners only speak english but are not more literate than us northerners.

Take a look around naija..the MOST cunning political heavy weights are northerners (the people wey no get wayo O) , the ones calling the shots in naija are mostly northerners or backed by the northerners or are associated with northerners whether by place of birth or where he grew up or his Godfather/lobbyists... e.t.c


Southerners are overhyped... they are actually lacking alot in terms of logical reasonings.

Lets take for example:
1- They dislike polygamy but have no issue with cheating spouses and adulterers.

2- Frown upon child marriage but are okay with their teenage children "discovering" young love around the age 14-15yrs.(if they can f*ck around at that age why not get married?? Before you mention old men they can marry their age mates na undecided)

3- Talk about helping the needy and poor but would rather give the money they intend to assist someone with to a business man with many private jets and exotic cars.(men of God grin)

Make no one mention abeg... the truth is bitter.Be realistic nd stop lying to yourselves smiley

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Re: Just One Billion Would Round Nigeria Population Five Times by NigeriaB(m): 8:24pm On Apr 01, 2020
Chai, this op own don finish today. You for delete dis nonsense weh you put up before them kuku remove your head na.. hehehe

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