Scientists still making an ongoing investigations over this Chinese Virus, Decided to take its observation to the field in other to see how people infected behaves. This will help people ignorant of their health status to know that they might have been exposed and then self isolate, especially in a case of poor or lack of medical facilities.

So, Today being the 5th day of April 2020, I decided to make some findings although I never planned it initially.

Due to the lockdown in Aba, My Tank was very full and so, I decided to go to Tony Biz Cheap Hotel at Arriaria junction just to offload it on a Lucky Girl. When I reached, I discovered that everywhere was empty. I asked the only girl washing cloth their, And she said that no man is now coming. I marvelled, I contacted my fellow fuckers but they said they have all been infected. and the first thing the virus did is to anchor on those tiny tiny toilet infections from women, and then chop off their balls. I doubted the first persons account until all of them gave me same .

I rushed to Mojongo Hotel and received the same shock.

I asked why their are no reported case in Abia and they answered that their is no doctor at Abia State Teaching Hospital and no one is willing to attend to you unless you go to their private hospitals.

Now my conclusion as Scientists is this, If you are sleeping and then you noticed something like Someone sucking your penis or grabbing your balls, Please don't enjoy it. Shout Jesus 3 times and take Chloroquine. Then come back and testify and appreciate me

Bro there's corona in your brain.

Throw ur phone away...sit down and reason ur life..!

searchng4love:

I don't understand, English please

funshint:
Bro there's corona in your brain.

Is it possible? Places I heard it affects are Lungs, Trachea and Testosterone level (Balls)

You are a goat

ItooWorWor:
You are a goat

Can a man be A goat at the same time? Explain please

Scientists:

Can a man be A goat at the same time? Explain please

Yes, and you ar my first encounter

ItooWorWor:
Yes, and you ar my first encounter

Hmm. Thats not Scientifically proven