So, there's this small rat that has been playing hide and seek with me.

I have made several attempts to kill it but it always finds a way to meander and escape from me.

I feel helpless seeing this rat get away each time I try to kill it.

Then it happened one evening around 7pm. I managed to buy Nasco cornflakes in this lock down period and the wicked rat still insists I cannot keep it in my house in peace.

I kept the cornflakes beside my freezer and within few minutes, I started hearing some funny noise inside the nylon. I knew then that my uninvited visitor has come.

I didn't want the hide and seek no more. If I decide to let it out to kill it, it might still escape. So, I remembered the saying "There are many ways to kill a rat".

So, I just opened my freezer, packed the cornflakes with the nylon and closed it.

Your guess is as good as mine. My sweet frenemy escaped from the nylon and ran under my plate of soup to take cover, not knowing that that part of the freezer is even colder than where I left it.

Good news: The rat died happily ever after


Somebody shout "Alleluia"

Op you wicked o so the rat go freeze die. Let me share mine. It usually come from above the ceiling, climb the curton, then to the dustbin to loot goodies. I set rat gum but the rat was too smart to bypass it. So, I decided to make a one way route for the rat. I strategically remove the curton, and place a longer stick from the ceiling to the top of the wardrobe. No other place to land except on the rat gum.

To my surprise, the rat jumped over the gum, but unfortunately, it saw me and got scared and decided to run back to the ceiling but got trapped on the gum. I made an expose wire and tortured it with live electric current. It made some annoying noise at every contact . I pity the rat o. I later threw it away although, it didn't die.

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You a cold-hearted murderer bruv... Pun intended

May your enemies freeze to death.

Your freezer still dey freeze?
NEPA is doing well with you.


Get a Persians cat and forget about rats.

Psychopaths everywhere.

The rat froze to death I am happy for you bro

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OP, pm me. I've got a contract for you

Hmmm.......Truely, there are a thousand and one ways to killa rat.....

The rat is a previleged rat since it has died in the Cold room, there would be no need for payment of Mortuary fee....

It can be there for as long as its people are done with its burial arrangement...

Laughing.....you are cold-hearted!

But if it were a kid that got the rat frozen to death, I will be very, very worried.

There was a time one was disturbing me. It found a way to escape all traps. Even the rat poison laced with fish, it didn't eat it.

When fate would be against it, it fell inside the rain water I had stored.
That night I went and bought A Chair and watched the rat drown In a bowl of water.

To me it was a scientific experiment

And the rat died......



Such a happy ending

Ah I once free a small rat caught by the gum rat trap I bought few months ago.

The rat was very small and cute! A chunk part of his body was glued to the trap and he was struggling to breathe. The more he struggles the more he got stuck in there so I was looking at him and at a point he was gasping for air so I felt pity watching him bargaining for his life so I decided to pardon him ... Worse decision ever!

Ok! I carried the trap outside my compound and picked up a tiny broom stick to release the bastard. He was acting gentle and respond well all these time so I thought he did turn a good boy after all this. Man I was wrong.

I was able to free him from the glue and left him right outside thinking he has learnt his lesson.
So I went back in to smoke some cigarette. There was a stood positioned some metre away from my gate. That's our smoking spot.

I was still on the first stick when I saw the most shocking creature of my life. I don't know how this rat managed to unglue himself and started walking back towards me.. I tapped my feet on the ground to scare him away and he ran straight to a hole. I just dey smile like a devil regretting why I don't kill this bitch.

So my trap caught another small one just yesterday and I no pity this one.

I carry beta stick nack him head after I had watched him there for couple hour doing yoga on that gum trap .. I no fit dey feed all these bastard during this lock down.

This is animal cruelty. You are a latent criminal.

There is one stubborn one that comes to my room at night, sometime when I'm watching xvideos on my laptop, the hoe of a rat would also be watching.

There was a day I got that olden days spring-loaded metallic rat trap that has those sharp teeth. I added some fish head to the trap and tried to put the trap inside my celein and in the process, my hand mistakenly touched the trigger in the trap

oboyyeh, the shout I shouted, chased the rat out of my room because it never returned

removed it's eyes and used super glue on its anus and freed it. A kite came to pick it up as it was trying to find its way, at least I didn't kill it

I poured melting plastic on top the rat, inside a Pringle’s container

PuZZyNegro:
So, there's this small rat that has been playing hide and seek with me.

I have made several attempts to kill it but it always finds a way to meander and escape from me.

I feel helpless seeing this rat get away each time I try to kill it.

Then it happened one evening around 7pm. I managed to buy Nasco cornflakes in this lock down period and the wicked rat still insists I cannot keep it in my house in peace.

I kept the cornflakes beside my freezer and within few minutes, I started hearing some funny noise inside the nylon. I knew then that my uninvited visitor has come.

I didn't want the hide and seek no more. If I decide to let it out to kill it, it might still escape. So, I remembered the saying "There are many ways to kill a rat".

So, I just opened my freezer, packed the cornflakes with the nylon and closed it.

Your guess is as good as mine. My sweet frenemy escaped from the nylon and ran under my plate of soup to take cover, not knowing that that part of the freezer is even colder than where I left it.

Good news: The rat died happily ever after


Somebody shout "Alleluia"

hallelujah

Harllaby:
Op you wicked o so the rat to freeze die. Let me share mine. It usually come from above the ceiling, climb the curton, then to the dustbin to loot goodies. I set rat gum but the rat was too smart to bypass it. So, I decided to make a one way route for the rat. I strategically remove the curton, and place a longer stick from the ceiling to the top of the wardrobe. No other place to land except on the rat gum.

To my surprise, the rat jumped over the gum, but unfortunately, it saw me and got scared and decided to run back to the ceiling but got trapped on the gum. I made an expose wire and tortured it with live electric current. It made some annoying noise at every contact . I pity the rat o. I later threw it away although, it didn't die

lol you're evil

earthsync:

lol you're evil

earthsync:


hallelujah

Amen somebody

Op lassa fever dey oh

xreal:
May your enemies freeze to death.

Your freezer still dey freeze?
NEPA is doing well with you.


Get a Persians cat and forget about rats.

Light here this period is reliable

Cat? I am not living in a duplex bro

This is how lassa fever started!...
You all are playing with rats... tueh..

I swear sadists fill this thread.

megareal:
I swear sadists fill this thread.

bcoz you never kill rat abi?

Interesting how many serial killer we can produce in this country when we decide to tow that line. We plenty, we go even export go obodo oyibo.

Harllaby:
Op you wicked o so the rat to freeze die. Let me share mine. It usually come from above the ceiling, climb the curton, then to the dustbin to loot goodies. I set rat gum but the rat was too smart to bypass it. So, I decided to make a one way route for the rat. I strategically remove the curton, and place a longer stick from the ceiling to the top of the wardrobe. No other place to land except on the rat gum.

To my surprise, the rat jumped over the gum, but unfortunately, it saw me and got scared and decided to run back to the ceiling but got trapped on the gum. I made an expose wire and tortured it with live electric current. It made some annoying noise at every contact . I pity the rat o. I later threw it away although, it didn't die

love this bit.

shitshappen:
Interesting how many serial killer we can produce in this country when we decide to tow that line. We plenty, we go even export go obodo oyibo.

there would be a lot of Ed Gein and Jeffery Dahmer .

PuZZyNegro:
So, there's this small rat that has been playing hide and seek with me.

I have made several attempts to kill it but it always finds a way to meander and escape from me.

I feel helpless seeing this rat get away each time I try to kill it.

Then it happened one evening around 7pm. I managed to buy Nasco cornflakes in this lock down period and the wicked rat still insists I cannot keep it in my house in peace.

I kept the cornflakes beside my freezer and within few minutes, I started hearing some funny noise inside the nylon. I knew then that my uninvited visitor has come.

I didn't want the hide and seek no more. If I decide to let it out to kill it, it might still escape. So, I remembered the saying "There are many ways to kill a rat".

So, I just opened my freezer, packed the cornflakes with the nylon and closed it.

Your guess is as good as mine. My sweet frenemy escaped from the nylon and ran under my plate of soup to take cover, not knowing that that part of the freezer is even colder than where I left it.

Good news: The rat died happily ever after


Somebody shout "Alleluia"

you only killed it but you did not enjoy its passing , enjoy the kill.

I killed a rat by hanging with string and a heavy rock. Burnt one rat alive (the rat ran, flames burning his skin)and one i set four chickens,live hens (our neighborhood chickens) attacked a tiny rat ferociously.