Lol.. Na savages like me dey here .



You know these days when you hit a rat, they don't exactly die instantly.
Feels like they gave gotten smarter and now very good at playing dead..


So I saw this one and I hit it with a broom.
It fell, didn't move . Just laid there acting lifeless. For my mind, Was like I got the motherfvcker ..

Left it there and went back to doing my chores .. In an our the mf was up trying to escape .. Me was confused .. Said to myself " did this rat just come back from dead, is it the endtime already " .. Shiit got me a lil bit scared .

Picked up the broom again and gave it another hit .. It went lifeless again, left it and watch if the same thing was gonna happen again .

Alas it did happen again .. This time it dawned on me that maybe the rat kinds of pass out whenever I hit and don't die.

Well I continued that cycle till it eventually died because I kept hitting it harder each time it resurrects..

Mann it was really fun.

TheSourcerer:
you only killed it but you did not enjoy its passing , enjoy the kill.

Hehehe bro, teach me how to enjoy the peaceful/painful transition of Mr. Rat

biGDhAp:
Lol.. Na savages like me dey here .



You know these days when you hit a rat, they don't exactly die instantly.
Feels like they gave gotten smarter and now very good at playing dead..


So I saw this one and I hit it with a broom.
It fell, didn't move . Just laid there acting lifeless. For my mind, Was like I got the motherfvcker ..

Left it there and went back to doing my chores .. In an our the mf was up trying to escape .. Me was confused .. Said to myself " did this rat just come back from dead, is it the endtime already " .. Shiit got me a lil bit scared .

Picked up the broom again and gave it another hit .. It went lifeless again, left it and watch if the same thing was gonna happen again .

Alas it did happen again .. This time it dawned on me that maybe the rat kinds of pass out whenever I hit and don't die.

Well I continued that cycle till it eventually died because I kept hitting it harder each time it resurrects..

Mann it was really fun.

Rats are some smart ass rodents. From childbirth, they are already equipped with survival techniques.

The one that pain me the most is charging at me. They will just come to you with full force and your reflex action will be to withdraw your leg and then they are gone

Wicked people

PuZZyNegro:


Rats are some smart ass rodents. From childbirth, they are already equipped with survival techniques.

The one that pain me the most is charging at me. They will just come to you with full force and your reflex action will be to withdraw your leg and then they are gone

.. Seriously ... It really feels like they don't feel threatened by human again .. That charging at someone thing they do. I get that alot .. I had one that almost ate my toe.. Felt it's breath on my toe . I moved my leg and It scampered off .. The funny there was it came back again . Me cum dey look am like where this one see liver, e no dey fear abi him get death wish .



E get this big ones . If you try scaring them, they wouldnt move an inch.. I threw big stones at it and rat didnt even move.

Mann they are really getting smart.. Especially when it comes to hiding.


Crazy stuffs

TheSourcerer:
there would be a lot of Ed Gein and Jeffery Dahmer .

Haha . Good one. My thought exactly

wittyt98:
what a thread
I thought I was the only one who doesn't like killing rats immediately. I love torturing them to death.

One December I caught a huge rat and killed it by purchasing a knockout Bomb of #200 from one banger seller, tied the rat around the bomb, sparked it and watch from a safe distance how I blew it's intestines out

another one Instead if killing it, I cut all four legs off totally with a scissors and threw it outside our gate in the middle of the road to find its way home. few minutes after struggling to move, an eagle picked it up

most times when I catch a rat, I throw it inside a big empty Dano milk container i specially designed for rat torture, pour a little petrol or kerosene in the container, close the lid then light it up They Scream till they Give up The Ghost and burn that'll teach em a lesson never to FWM

That eagle eye sharp o, the one my guy did is pour kerosene on the body, set it on fire and allow it to run round the neighborhood

guy u dey heartless......

Mine is simple,two got trapped on Rat gum but didn't want to kill it, I turned on the gas cooker and put them just above the burner, it was quite satisfying watching the two twats skin gradually peeling off, call me crazy but enjoyed every moment of it

There is one that disturb me every nite nowadays, the scrathing drives me nuts...

Due to covid I dont have strength, but one of these days I will sooner sentence him...

Lots of nice ideas on this thread

Gofwane:
There is one stubborn one that comes to my room at night, sometime when I'm watching xvideos on my laptop, the hoe of a rat would also be watching.

There was a day I got that olden days spring-loaded metallic rat trap that has those sharp teeth. I added some fish head to the trap and tried to put the trap inside my celein and in the process, my hand mistakenly touched the trigger in the trap

oboyyeh, the shout I shouted, chased the rat out of my room because it never returned

This is crazy

You are a sociopath!!! No pun intended

wittyt98:
what a thread
I thought I was the only one who doesn't like killing rats immediately. I love torturing them to death.

One December I caught a huge rat and killed it by purchasing a knockout Bomb of #200 from one banger seller, tied the rat around the bomb, sparked it and watch from a safe distance how I blew it's intestines out

another one Instead if killing it, I cut all four legs off totally with a scissors and threw it outside our gate in the middle of the road to find its way home. few minutes after struggling to move, an eagle picked it up

most times when I catch a rat, I throw it inside a big empty Dano milk container i specially designed for rat torture, pour a little petrol or kerosene in the container, close the lid then light it up They Scream till they Give up The Ghost and burn that'll teach em a lesson never to FWM

psycho, Napoleon still dey learn from you.

DriggityDre:

Haha . Good one. My thought exactly

who are you fasinated mostly by.?

PuZZyNegro:


Hehehe bro, teach me how to enjoy the peaceful/painful transition of Mr. Rat

get a chair hang the rat or any animal or victim by ropes then snip out toes with scissors or a prime then inject their eardrums with hot oil or soapy water .

Davny:
Mine is simple,two got trapped on Rat gum but didn't want to kill it, I turned on the gas cooker and put them just above the burner, it was quite satisfying watching the two twats skin gradually peeling off, call me crazy but enjoyed every moment of it

Thank you for that beautiful imagery

Zino990:
I poured melting plastic on top the rat, inside a Pringle’s container

nice one ,

Truly the heart of man is wicked see revelation

Truly the heart of man is wicked see revelation

Harllaby:
Op you wicked o so the rat to freeze die. Let me share mine. It usually come from above the ceiling, climb the curton, then to the dustbin to loot goodies. I set rat gum but the rat was too smart to bypass it. So, I decided to make a one way route for the rat. I strategically remove the curton, and place a longer stick from the ceiling to the top of the wardrobe. No other place to land except on the rat gum.

To my surprise, the rat jumped over the gum, but unfortunately, it saw me and got scared and decided to run back to the ceiling but got trapped on the gum. I made an expose wire and tortured it with live electric current. It made some annoying noise at every contact . I pity the rat o. I later threw it away although, it didn't die

And you say OP wicked

Lassa fever loading.....

wittyt98:
what a thread
I thought I was the only one who doesn't like killing rats immediately. I love torturing them to death.

One December I caught a huge rat and killed it by purchasing a knockout Bomb of #200 from one banger seller, tied the rat around the bomb, sparked it and watch from a safe distance how I blew it's intestines out

another one Instead if killing it, I cut all four legs off totally with a scissors and threw it outside our gate in the middle of the road to find its way home. few minutes after struggling to move, an eagle picked it up

most times when I catch a rat, I throw it inside a big empty Dano milk container i specially designed for rat torture, pour a little petrol or kerosene in the container, close the lid then light it up They Scream till they Give up The Ghost and burn that'll teach em a lesson never to FWM

Damn bro, there is no difference between you and people that torture people. You are simply cruel. Rat that is just trying to eat to stay alive, just kill the damn thing why torture it to death for crying out loud.

Harllaby:
Op you wicked o so the rat to freeze die. Let me share mine. It usually come from above the ceiling, climb the curton, then to the dustbin to loot goodies. I set rat gum but the rat was too smart to bypass it. So, I decided to make a one way route for the rat. I strategically remove the curton, and place a longer stick from the ceiling to the top of the wardrobe. No other place to land except on the rat gum.

To my surprise, the rat jumped over the gum, but unfortunately, it saw me and got scared and decided to run back to the ceiling but got trapped on the gum. I made an expose wire and tortured it with live electric current. It made some annoying noise at every contact . I pity the rat o. I later threw it away although, it didn't die

kai this guy they heartless abeg

Haahhaa! Tom and Jerry cartoon ideas on this thread.

You people should get yourselves two cats. Problem solved.

birdgo:


Damn bro, there is no difference between you and people that torture people. You are simply cruel. Rat that is just trying to eat to stay alive, just kill the damn thing why torture it to death for crying out loud.

I find it cruel too.

biGDhAp:
Lol.. Na savages like me dey here .


I continued that cycle till it eventually died because I kept hitting it harder each time it resurrects..

Mann it was really fun.

Fun ?? wtf

Hathor5:
You people should get yourselves two cats. Problem solved.

I bought a cat last year my neighbours killed it. They were scared say the cat dy Possessed. the thing pain me ehn. Cause the cat no dy leave my house so I forgot to lock my main gate.
I almost cried .