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|My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Nobody: 7:32pm On Apr 25, 2020|
Reminiscing on the parts have towed in life, I remembered an even that occurred in the year 2016.
I have guys who are making it real big in yahoo but for some reason unknown even to me, na yahoo dey do me. I was spending money on cards, data and as well was having sleepless nights.
There is this scenerio where I met two women online., one was like our Alison madueke to USA and the other one was a manager of Honda group of companies.
These women are very smart and they can even tell from your typing the country you came from.
So one of my friend told me, see the thing is, there is this baba that all you need to bring is your hard earned 15k that you labored for, I could have given it to you but it has to be your sweat. And believe, I had no dime on me, no job, nothing so I couldn't meet up with the money so I let it slide.
So there is this my landlord's son that we happened to be age mates. I told him, then he took me to one alfa at ita amodu in Ilorin. When we got there, he said we should go to Yoruba road and get a very stubborn catfish and bring it alive to him. We did as he asked, he collected 5k for work and told us to come back on the Friday. we went there on a Tuesday.
I couldn't sleep well, I was imagining the Lexus or Venza I was going to buy after billing these women, same goes for my friend.. We've already spent 20million of the money we haven't collected. We will first lodge at kwara hotel's most expensive rooms and think how to flex our lives, go clubbing and carry all those girls in our sorroundings that flashy guys do drop with flashy cars.
My mind was racing against time and it even seems Friday will never come cos the days began to slow down. 4-5pm will seem like 2months, I couldn't sleep well but finally, Friday came.
Before we gave him the money and the fish, I had gone to print both their pictures. so stubborn fish, five thousand and pictures were what we gave him and least I forget, he has this higher education note that contains thousand of white peoples names so that boosted our confidence in him.
I called him very early on Friday and he told us to come by twelve. My girlfriend was pregnant at this time and introduction is fixed for 45days from this time so you can imagine my desperation.
We got there around 10:30am and hung around till 12. We went in to meet him exactly 12 and he was like, una blood dey hot o, I said baba, you won't understand. He gave me this calabash wrapped in thorough white wool so whatever is inside the calabash is not visible.
The instruction was, go to Waterview side and bury the calabash. Not inside water o but atleast where water can touch it occasionally and that on the second day at around 12pm,i should bill my clients.
I have done yahoo for almost 2years though on and off and I have never collected a dime from it so I was already giving up when this my friend brought the alfa idea to me. When I got home, I was laughing sheepishly and my babe was wondering what was going on. Then, I was living in a room face me I slap you so my plan was,
Get a three bedroom apartment, furnish it, get 65inch led TV, a washing machine, soundbar, dstv explora, gas cooker, oven, e. T. C. Mind you, I had gone to price all these things, I even planned a 5kva solar system.
Around 1pm the second day, I billed my clients and the result was devastating, I almost collapsed.
The Honda woman told me, I know you are a Nigerian scammer, I kept you till this time cos I like the way you talk and being a lonely woman, I like the way you always keep me company, it keeps me busy. Bye bye scammer and pls get something doing. The money you aimed to get from me is my sweat so sorry, can't give you my sweat.
The Alison madueke type woman wasted no time, even for the fact that I used a VPN and all, she already has my picture, my real name, my address, Infact almost everything about me. She said,
I really wanna go deep with you though I suspect you to be a scammer but there is something about you I like so I paid someone to dig into you using your ip and so many factors.
I just jejely called my friend and handed him the phone, my liver Don almost fail me, my BP was extremely high, my legs were shaking, I couldn't walk straight anymore, my eyes were darkened so I couldn't explain anything so I just handed him the phone.
Frustrated with the fact of things have planned, even the way I have been carrying myself on the street cussioned with the fact that the car dealer I met and gave hope lives very close to me and I always tell him, don't worry next week we gonna ball hard. All these gave birth to the
BLOOD MONEY SAGA. and should I tell you we went back to open the calabash, no fish, no picture only cow dung and sand. Baba used our fish for peppersoup.
NOW TO THE NEAR BLOOD MONEY EPISODE.
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|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Nobody: 7:33pm On Apr 25, 2020|
I never knew my friend is more desperate than I am, after the yahoo saga, I quitted cos that was the last straw that broke the camel's back for me. My introduction was fast approaching and I was fucking broke. So there is one guy, older than us a bit but a friend of my friend. His father was a very powerful alfa in Ilorin but late. Alfa nuru was good too, but as usual, a prophet is not respected in his domain.
One way or another, he got to know about the yahoo something and he laughed, he said, if they did it for someone else, it would have worked but for me, black or herbalist things will never work for me even if the most powerful herbalist does it. This is not my first time of hearing something like this but I always didn't pay attention to it. So he said something right there and then, he said there is something called ABAMODA in Yoruba, I didn't know the exact word I will give it in English but let's just put it at WHATEVER I DESIRE IN MY HEART MUST HAPPEN.
this is the process.
1-- you get a medium size goat
2--- you worship the god of iron(wa bo ogun)
3-- there is a leaf called the ABAMODA leaf you need to get
4---it is done under the full moon, that moon that normally come out full at night and goes in around 5-6am in the morning. And so many other things I can't remember and this stuff is normally done at night around 12-1 am.
The thing is, after you've gotten all things needed and done all necessary preparation, you will walk backwards naked to where the ABAMODA leaf is then you face it suddenly and embrace it then you pluck some leaves out of it.
Then you put on your clothes after getting the leaves, give it to the alfa and he will do all other necessary things then you bathe with it at night around 12 am. You won't finish all the soap, you keep some and wait for a particular spirit that will come with a sore leg at night. When this spirit comes, he will tell you he has a sore leg and you should pls give him the antidote to the sore cos he knows you have it.
Make sure the soap is well hidden then you tell him you will only give him the soap only if he gives you a certain amount of money,then you mention that an amount of money you can't finish spending in your life time. Then he will tell you to get ready that he is coming back to bring the money.
Now, me I can't do all these, I am not that desperate though I was already told black things don't work for me.
My friend said he will do it. They got all necessary items, did all necessary arrangements and all was set before the full moon. They were to do it in their village called ORO a suburb of Ilorin. They were to travel to ORO a day to the full moon.
There is this acre of land close to T&K restaurants at tanke Ilorin used as a mechanic village, it's up for sale so we packaged ourselves as agent and went to price it. Our plan was to buy it and bring in Chinese to turn it into a hub for us. As for my introduction, we've gone to another dealer to price 3 Venza that we were going to convoy to osogbo for the introduction.
We've made series of plans for the money as usual.
So they traveled a day to full moon. Our house is decked, it was suppose to be a storey building but the landlord couldn't finish it. So on the d-day, I was on the decking around 12am praying for the success of everything.
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|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by kalufelix(m): 7:46pm On Apr 25, 2020|
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by wandetooblack: 7:46pm On Apr 25, 2020|
You sabi OP.
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Drince: 7:46pm On Apr 25, 2020|
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Ibhamzah17: 7:47pm On Apr 25, 2020|
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by agbolahan1991(m): 7:53pm On Apr 25, 2020|
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Poorboy: 7:55pm On Apr 25, 2020|
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by tobidipity(m): 7:55pm On Apr 25, 2020|
OP come finish this story na.
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Cosmicstranger(m): 8:09pm On Apr 25, 2020|
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Aladdin1(m): 8:11pm On Apr 25, 2020|
Make i follow you bumper to bumper.maybe i ll learn one or two lessons.
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by lifenajeje(m): 8:11pm On Apr 25, 2020|
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by dawnomike(m): 8:34pm On Apr 25, 2020|
southniyikaye:This is really an interesting gist... awaiting the part 2 bro
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Nobody: 8:36pm On Apr 25, 2020|
I no fit sleep, though na juju but I was praying fervently that everything should go on fine, I was desperate for a juju miracle and the alfa assured us that it will work o.
Around 5am,i was already calling my guy, he didn't pick.
Haaaa, shey bro wants to abandon me now ni?
Called several times no one picked up and around 5-45am,his phone was switched off. I became restless, I began to panic.
Abi the spirit came and knack him wood on his head ni?
Abi the spirit saw the soap and forcefully took it ni?
Abi something went wrong ni?
Abi bro and alfa finally decide to sideline me ni? No it is not possible, we've been through a lot together.
Abi alfa nuru and bro have both shared the money ni and decided they should sideline me since they are both from the same ORO and me am not even from kwara state, na unilorin admission carry me enter kwara.
Or they've thought that since it's only two of them that went through the struggle and faced the spirit alone that how can me that stayed back in Ilorin now share the money with them? But na them talk say make I stay back naw.
I was restless, pacing up and down and and trying their numbers.
Finally around 7:30am,his number went through and he apologized that he had to charge his phone and I just keep asking how far? He said they are already on their way to Ilorin and I still asked him how far about the koko, he said that I should calm down that when he gets to Ilorin we will talk.
Now this is the situation of things, if you do this and it didn't go well as planned, you either run mad or end up dead.
But since bro was talking sanely on phone, I believed everything went well and told my babe that,
Money has come and that we are gonna go scatter osogbo with Venza on Venza on Venza with lots of money that dem go know say people enter osogbo.
Finally, bro and alfa nuru arrived, no Ghana must go, no bag, no charter of taxi, na okada carry dem come. They just went inside to sleep straight. Abi dey hide the money somewhere ni?
The only thing he told me before he went inside was, BRO WE GO TALK WHEN I WAKE UP.
those words were pregnant cos I don't know if it was gonna be good news or bad news.
I was just hopeful and prayerful in my mind.
The only thing still giving me hope was, atleast he is not mad or dead definitely, the news was gonna be good.
When bro woke up, the news he gave me was heart wrenching.
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|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by PrinzCarter(m): 8:38pm On Apr 25, 2020|
episode 3 season 1 come lets turn dis into a movie my youtube channel with 2.5k sub dey breath n cant wait for dis ur story
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Nobody: 8:48pm On Apr 25, 2020|
Chai, see better fish pepper soup. Biko, how can one become an alfa?
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by seankafor(m): 8:57pm On Apr 25, 2020|
This is better translated into a movie..
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Nobody: 9:12pm On Apr 25, 2020|
He said he did everything alfa said and and exactly the way he said it,no mistake.
He said when everything was ready, he got out exactly 12am to bathe with the soap and immediately he got to the spot where he was suppose to take his bath, this old man came out to meet him.
Note, o one was suppose to see him at that time hence, everything will be spoilt.
He said the man said these exact same words in yoruba
"se Olomi ko re"? OLOMI, ki loun se ni asiko yi, niwoyi? Iwo nikan Nita? The OLOMI he was referring to means plumber so what he said was that, is this not our plumber? Plumber, what are you doing at this time of the night?
The father was a plumber and a popular one too so he too knows plumbing work. He said maybe what saved him was the fact that he didn't talk all thru,he was just staring at the man and vowed that if he didn't die nor run mad, he was going to deal with the man the second day.
NOW, here comes the funny part. When he saw the man in the morning, the man denied seeing him the night before that he even just got back from travel and people testified to it cos he even showed them bread and other edibles he brought from travel.
Till date, we didn't know what happened. And as for me, I resigned to fate.
The introduction was done with the help of family members, no convoy, no three bedroom apartment, no 5kva solar, no washing machine, no led TV.
I was just living a directionless life with a pregnat fiance, surviving anyhow I see fit. A graduate with b. Eng and ND from kwara poly. But something happened again that changed my story.
I was born and brought up in the C&S way so one day, a woman that gave me a small space to manage doing my small business centre cos after I finished from school, I had my project laptop, one new 3-1 colored printer and my I pass my neighbor generator. So after much thought, I started business centre and small small, it was picking up. I have always loved popcorn business so I saved some money and bought an electric powered popcorn machine. Saved again and bought one 2.5kva Gen from a guy on this forum. The Gen was almost new so I bought it.
By this time, money was already coming small small. Let me give you guys a hint, if you stay in Ilorin around tanke beside fabb filling station, I was the guy doing popcorn there then.
When my son turned a year old, I took the birthday celebration to KFC inside shoprite and invited lots of people, it was fun and I spent money just to satisfy how I planed my first child's birthday. After the birthday, things began to go wrong. Sales was dropping at an alerming rate and before a month after, to feed was becoming so difficult then I moved to Lagos to hustle.
I have this very wealthy uncle in Lagos who taught me photography.
Let me digress a bit. I was into photography and I was using it to sponsor my schooling and maintaining myself. So one day, they wanted to do this naca (national agency for the control of aids program) so I was their official photographer. Made some money on the program and the doctor was pleased with my job so he asked me to take charge of his wedding coming up in Aba faulks road.
We agreed on price and as God will have it, I covered two wedding jobs, one for the son of former VC unilorin and the other for a bro.
All these jobs gave me lots of money so I bought new camera, two tripods, lights, flash, and some photography equipments. One day on my way coming from a job in cotonou, I branched Lagos to check on someone so on my way to Ilorin, a lady dropped and switched my luggage cos our bag was almost the same. When I opened hers, found female clothing and no means of identification and also in my luggage, no means of identification too. Searched and searched online, radio and other medium, no luck so that's how I left photography
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|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Nobody: 9:13pm On Apr 25, 2020|
J111333:oga na true life story a swear no jokes.
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Nobody: 9:27pm On Apr 25, 2020|
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Nobody: 9:30pm On Apr 25, 2020|
When I got to lag, this my uncle was the one who taught me photography before I gained admission into unilorin to study agric and biosystems engineering. He is a very successful media personal, does advert for big companies I won't wanna mention their names. He was successful so he started developing houses in Lagos and he made me the site manager.
A topic of mine made Frontpage when I said I saw a Lexus at the front of our site and took it to the police.
After some time, I was able to raise almost 500k so I ventured into saloon business back in Ilorin cos I had a fallout with this uncle of mine.
I spent almost 350k on this salon and within a short period of time, I sold everything for not even close to 90k. That's a story for another day.
So the woman that gave out her space for business center took me to a church around unilorin side, dansaki estate to be precise.
She prayed for me and told me to evangelize for a whole while fasting. Now I live at gaakanbi area. I trekked from gaakanbi to PS gate evangelizing with a bell on my hand.
I prayed, I fasted and God answered my prayers.
I started popcorn business and was saving 15k daily. (if you wish to know how, I did en expose on popcorn on one of my topics). From making popcorn, I started building popcorn machines too both gas powered and solar powered. Different types of machines, diff shapes and sizes.
Well let me say, I was later able to rent an apartment with everything I had ever wanted in it.
Then I started saving money to travel to Canada.
I was able to raise almost 2m but was later scammed of the money.
This crumbled me and till now, I couldn't start afresh.
If you ask anybody in Ilorin, if you don't know me, then you might have seen my products, I was that popular then.
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|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by wandetooblack: 9:43pm On Apr 25, 2020|
Legit... I remember that Car story.
I like OP.. He no dey waste time.. He dey spot fire like dragon.
I hope you finally make ham sha.. Oya continue.
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Georgekyrian(m): 1:08am On Apr 26, 2020|
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by omoagbeke(m): 5:11am On Apr 26, 2020|
This is serious!
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by zexy2030(m): 6:26am On Apr 26, 2020|
hmmm, this is serious. See ur uncle for jobs too.
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Kujo(m): 8:16am On Apr 26, 2020|
Op I'm waiting oooo
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by LannisterIMP: 8:17am On Apr 26, 2020|
I am interested in your story!
May God bless the works of your hand!
Pls ride on!
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Nobody: 8:39am On Apr 26, 2020|
THE HOW I MADE IT STORY.
I left tanke beside fabb to gaa kanbi roundabout to start making popcorn.
While at tanke, I was making 700-900 daily and me, my wife and a single kid was surviving on that. It was more of garri and 200 suya every night and during the day, just manage to cook whatever we see.
It was difficult surviving but I was not gonna give up. So the first day I started popcorn at gaakanbi, I made 7k. My joy knew no bounds, I was able to buy good food and took it home.
Things started improving and gradually, I was becoming popular.
In just a month, I was able to buy the led TV I wanted, a fridge and a set of leather chair.
People like my type of machine, it was mobile, gas powered and can stand anywhere then they started requesting I help them do same.
Then I started making machines for people.
The patronage was massive and before you know it, I started making for people in other states. But during this period, I stopped going to church, I stopped praying and by this time, my wife has given birth to our second child.
Money was coming then I started saving to travel out.
I was very popular in Ilorin especially gaakanbi, tanke area. So around August last year, a woman came all the way from Ibadan for me to build two solar powered machines for her.
Least I forget, I was fabricating, Ovens, outdoor warmers, pouded yam machine, rice destoners, dehusker, parboiler, corn shellers, potato slicers e. T. C.
So after fabricating the machines for the Ibadan woman, our agreement was I will be the one to deliver it and fix the solar and entertainment system on it.
So I transported it down to Ibadan, fixed it and collected my balance. It was when I was going back to Ilorin I saw iwo road Ibadan. I got down and looked at the whole place and I said within me, if I could be making almost 30k gain in Ilorin daily, then I could make times 3 here. So when I got back to Ilorin, I started making plans to move my popcorn business to Ibadan.
In less than a month, I built two new popcorn machines with attractive led lights, entertainment system and all. My plan was that, when they see this type in Ibadan, they will fall in love with it.
Before the plan to move to Ibadan, something happened where I was making sales in Ilorin.
Below is the picture of the 1st mobile machine I used.
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|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Fheelzz(m): 9:18am On Apr 26, 2020|
This is frontpage worthy
there are many things I can do for money but ritual and yahoo is not one of them
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Fheelzz(m): 9:28am On Apr 26, 2020|
Am so wowed by the content
But I do think all what the bad things that happened was due to ur quest for money
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by honestpoju: 1:19pm On Apr 26, 2020|
You story though deep and scary. But inspiring. Kindly complete it and let's celebrate your victory.
How's your family?
|Re: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by Nobody: 2:24pm On Apr 26, 2020|
My boys went to where we make sales as usual and when they got there, they met sacrifice there. Everybody in gaakanbi knows this story..
Where I was selling, there is this woman that sells foodstuff beside me, when she saw the crowd that do patronize me, she was envious and started sending people to chase me away from my spot. She sent series of people, I didn't bulge then I think someone helped her to make same design as my machine. Her daughter sells sobo so she does come to where I am to play not knowing she was actually learning my style of making popcorn. This woman even went as far as tracing my church to report me there and my pastor told me to leave that spot for her but I ignored, that's the main reason I stopped going to church then. Then this woman went spiritual on us. My boys met a very big and scary sacrifice on our exact spot.
I got so angry when I got there and vow never to leave that spot that she can do nothing. But about 30 elders pleased with me to leave that spot cos they don't want harm to come to me, cos that's a laborers joint where they do pick them for job,those elders where chief laborers and some elders in that area.
So I moved to another spot. This woman made the replica of my machine so when people didn't see us at our spot, they assumed she is part of us and she starts selling more than us. We do make about 42k daily and we started making about 5k-7k. I was devastated but as God will have it, our customers started locating us and business picked again.
All of a sudden again, we started having flies problem, flies will just cover everywhere and people started seeing us as unhygienic and we started loosing customers.
I couldn't go back to my pastor to pray for me cos
1- I disobeyed and secondly, I have avoided church for eight months. Even when we gave birth to our second child, it was another pastor we called for her naming. I have stopped praying, not going to church so I was empty spiritually.
All these happening prompted me to finally make up my mind to go to Ibadan and start there.
I had stopped selling popcorn in Ilorin, closed down my joints and took my boys and we moved to Ibadan. I have someone there who accommodated us so I went to iwo road by iyana ife and negotiated for a space there. I paid, bought materials and we started producing. The way I make my popcorn is special and you can perceive the aroma from miles away. So 30minutes into production, these road side popcorn sellers, those ones they do with groundnut oil and seal inside nylon came to me. They didn't come in peace. About three of them, elderly women in their late 70's came and made trouble with me that I can't stay there that how are people going to buy theirs? My popcorn is fresh and produced with butter that am going to spoil market for them. In the midst of this brouhaha, I noticed one of them tapped my machine three times but she did it in a way that you will hardly notice it unless you are concentrating.
So I was chased away from that spot. I already paid 6k for the spot so someone adviced me to go to their market heas(iyaloja). We couldn't make sales again that day so I just parked the machine with someone around there and went to meet the market head.
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