cute-ass:

@ omo darl

reading through, Militia was the one that started the tutoring, she just got her medicine served back at her . . no hard feelings

hummmmmm na wa ohhhhh. .

To all dem good feLLas ,
Jah bless, to da fullest !

Hey, RiGHTEOUS militia or militant, cant idea be shared ?
Must you go on a tutor journey ? Mapping out all words in a Naija forum. Dont you know the usefulness of a forum. From the 1st post, dont you know that "creative" qualifies "artist" & "handy" qualifies "computer engr."
even if its not written well, dont u know that its understanding that really matters or better still,
cant you arrange and understand some write up with your brain.
Am partially sorry to note your prominent jobless presence in nairaland.
Malitia !! chasing after the chart (no. of posts),dead rat jumping, dead rat smiling + alaba,to ota farm, to the bush, why must you be raz !
i guess you are Bush !!
Cant you just do something productive ?

@Cute-ass
Love you too!  I see una go the same school for Ota?  Don't be mad!  I suspected that these are the kinds of guys you like to "shat" with! With all that "cuteness", you can do beta!  Let me know when you graduate.  Nice to meet you too!

@le govo
Mr. ----------- "Am always like takin to a funny aspect of life----------blah blah blah---tag it with a priciple" shoooooooooooooooot! WTF! Whatever le govo means!  Long hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! You retired armed robber posing as a student! Ota monkee like you! I say may you remain SINGULAR for the rest of ya life and even in the land beyond!  We do not need to pluralize your type. One of your kind is enough!  No kids please.  You ATUTUPOYOYO! Please, Oga Seun said we should try and use good English please. At least where I am not perfect, I am trying. Not like this ------ I know no wetin to even call am sef!

MILITIA:

@Cute ass
Love you too! I see una go the same school for Ota? Let me know when you graduate. Nice to meet you too!

Love you three, you don't have to worry about where i went to school honey, its of no consequence to you

But incase of next time, its no longer "birds of the same feathers" as you put it, thats primary english , its "birds of a feather . . "

Before i forget, darling it was most pleasurable meeting you too

Ladies!Ladies! Why don't you just kiss and make out

@
cute-ass
Thank you mai pickin'!  At least I have learned somethin' from the younger generation.  Birds of a feather---aight!  I have written it down!  Now go and lecture ya boyfriend le govo or whatever it is called! Any more lessons for me?  You will be surprised what we can learn from one another.  Age is no bareer to learnin'!

@I-man
who said we are fighting?  Just stroking each other's egos!  Definitely not on behalf of this lawando jet abi na[b] le govo?[/b]   Kiss and make out?  I no dey for that kain business oh!

@militia

The guy want people wey dey plural to advice am.You dey plural?

@ I-man
Yup! Am I not one of them "takin to a funny aspect of life" to advice him! Please once you appear on NL, be prepared to handle anything that comes ya way! As you can see I like yappies and I can take as much as I dish out! COOOOOOOOOOOL BEANS!

@ Militia

No, no more lectures for today

Be good and keep cool!!

@cute-ass
Thank you ma and God bless you!

Amen

Instigator

@first poster
There is no problem.Finish your studies and settle down before you start those levels.My friend is over thirty and still a virgin while he concentrates on his career at IMF

Run things according to your comfort

doncartel:

@first poster
There is no problem.Finish your studies and settle down before you start those levels.My friend is over thirty and still a virgin while he concentrates on his career at IMF

Run things according to your comfort

over thirty may be the guy had an accident and lost his dick
or he intends to be a revend father.

lol

@ 1st poster,
to be candid with you, have you ever f**ked b4?
Oh boy sorry for you, what have you been doing during your teens? reading and making researches, they are of little importance.

You better go sign up in a monastery.
@ 24, u have never experienced what true love is, what a heartbreak is?i wholeheartedly pity your condition.

First of all, just be planning for a heartbreak first before you include success in relationship in your agenda.
Simply cos of yur lack of experience, how many ladies out there will be patient enough to put you through in every aspect of relationship.

So buckle up my dear and be ready to face the worse cos the worst is still on the way.

enitan take am easy on the brotha ego
you make him feel he's an alien what's d deal??

get a job, then get a life before you get a wife.
Pally you have time.Dont put yourself under unnecesary pressure.

You ain't wastin but u leak practice.
I doubt if u're gonna be able to walk up to a woman to tell her "no long thing"
lol. At ur age, u better start practicing. Get to know the merits & disappointments in a relationship. I'm not advising u to read some shit books bout maintaining a relationship cuz they don't double with ur life. We've got theories/theorems & practical/real.
Books on relationships = theory.
Girl for a relationship = practical.
So go for the practice or u get a sad married life.

To conclude: the sad married life mentioned in the last sentence of ma last posting simply means, you may get highly inexperienced and couples like you would never get to understand eachother cuz you never had real experience bout women. Imagine talkin to your wife as if you're talkin to a fellow man like you.
You must learn alot bout the phenomenon behind women. If you don't do it now, tell me. When do you wanna do it? At 30 or even 50 yrs? Gettin a 5 yr experience is shit to me. So you better get started

don't worry my dear, It is well, lol,

I declare that by the end of this month, you shall get yourself a nice. loving girlfriend for a wife,

Count on that,

its not d end of the world, but do really wanna be with someone now?

Yeah ! I feel something is missing.
I did keep to some cool idea, like how she will treated, respected, making sure she is my no.1 pal, lover and friend, but would not forget to watch my back myself.
For life might present it self in which ever way.
About the experience thing, am not a dull guy ? Am full of life !
I've got all sort of friends around me, learnt 2million lessons already.

@le:
yeah, not all knowledge is experential, bt u rlly neva know until it happens to u.

guess u've gotten to that point where u wanna find dat special someone.

all the best on lovers lane.

LOL this guy just want to be popular. My guy no be every problem u go carry come Nairaland oh
because u neva marry for 24years u dey complain . 40 years barchelor dey streets of Lagos for your info. Just try wait for your time. Or else?

@ ALL,
Is it compulsory that one must have a girlfriend at a tender age of 25?

@Poster,
Dont mind them, dont allow anybody to force u to do what your mind ought not to do,
work according to your spirit
I dont think it is a crime for one not to have a girlfriend at your age.

dazangel11:

LOL this guy just want to be popular. My guy no be every problem u go carry come Nairaland oh
because u never marry for 24years u dey complain . 40 years barchelor dey streets of Lagos for your info. Just try wait for your time. Or else?

Some times you can do it anonymously

Militia is a militant _{NIGER DELTA FORCE (NDF)} although she is my sister
LOL

dazangel11:

LOL this guy just want to be popular. My guy no be every problem u go carry come Nairaland oh
because u never marry for 24years u dey complain . 40 years barchelor dey streets of Lagos for your info. Just try wait for your time. Or else?

he he he he he! I can't get off the floor for LMFAO! 40 year old bachelors for streets of Lagos ke?

rowlandwhy:

Militia is a militant _{NIGER DELTA FORCE (NDF)} although she is my sister
LOL

Wetin I do now?

MILITIA:

Wetin I do now?

My sis,
You are so hot nowadays, Abeg take am easy ooOO!!!

_{Does Militia means Militant?}

@rowlandwhy

"hot" ke! wetin you mean?

resume and pics please