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Re: Lady Shares Photo Of Her Man, Calls Him A "Two Minutes Noodles" (photos) by Nobody: 6:46pm On May 17, 2020
BIG LIE....
That's an OLD PICTURE
Re: Lady Shares Photo Of Her Man, Calls Him A "Two Minutes Noodles" (photos) by pmoye(m): 6:52pm On May 17, 2020
This generation and sex. The fixation on sex is simply too much.

Does it have anything to do with joblessness, or it's actually more than what it is?

Why will a grown ass woman or man be boasting or deriding others because of sex? I personally fail to see lasting forever on a woman as an accomplishment. It simply is not.

There is absolutely nothing intelligent about repeatedly ramming your male member into a woman's receptacle and then measuring your manliness based on the length of period your masculine reproductive biology fails to function. Neither should a woman be overly excited that a man lasts so long on her, simply because one of the most important method for a man to delay ejaculation during coitus is to completely tune out his mind, away from the woman he is doing it with. And a practical way of doing that is for the man to focus his mind on something very distasteful, something hideous, and ugly and repulsive. This varies from person to person. Simply think about, say the ugliest and dirtiest woman you've ever sin, or something more mentally nasty like a load of mucus on the dish you're about to eat... You see, sex is more mental than physical. The moment a man does that, his attention leaves the sex, and he doesn't need to ejaculate early....

Now, why on earth would a woman be excited that the man is thinking about something hideous why bedding her? Interestingly, it is not the ramming of a woman's sexual member that brings her orgasm, it is something much subtler, and more in sync with the woman's biology. Men should stop priding themselves on how vehemently they ram a woman. A man doesn't need to last forever if he humbles himself enough to learn how a woman's body works.

My thoughts with that poor dude in Op's post looking like the breath of his nostrils has be rationed. cheesy






Dailyhappenings:

A lady has gone online with the photo of her boyfriend to show him on bed and his full photo calling him a "two minutes noodle".

This got a whole lot of reactions on her social media page as many wondered if she had a problem with him or they broke up.

SEE REACTIONS: http://www.musictori.com/2020/05/what-she-did-is-it-right-or-wrong.html

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Re: Lady Shares Photo Of Her Man, Calls Him A "Two Minutes Noodles" (photos) by aristocratic5(m): 7:10pm On May 17, 2020
U dey look for hu u go kill abi
Re: Lady Shares Photo Of Her Man, Calls Him A "Two Minutes Noodles" (photos) by TGMISKY(m): 7:38pm On May 17, 2020
If a lady can start the fallen breast campain, a guy that lasts 2 minutes of less should start the 2 minutes campain.
Re: Lady Shares Photo Of Her Man, Calls Him A "Two Minutes Noodles" (photos) by KristaPretty(f): 8:32pm On May 17, 2020
Hahahaha.
All these yoruba girls sef grin
Re: Lady Shares Photo Of Her Man, Calls Him A "Two Minutes Noodles" (photos) by Nobody: 8:58pm On May 17, 2020
Better a two minute shooting star than a one hour blank bullet... After all the purpose is to procreate.... Anyway man look exhausted,woman on top drilling is generation out of him.
Re: Lady Shares Photo Of Her Man, Calls Him A "Two Minutes Noodles" (photos) by Newbielearner(m): 5:13pm On May 21, 2020
ReluctantAdult:
If you finish fccking a woman and she still has time and energy to take a smiling selfie, it means you didn't do a good job. She should be sleeping or holding her belly when you withdraw.

Experience is a good teacher...

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Re: Lady Shares Photo Of Her Man, Calls Him A "Two Minutes Noodles" (photos) by Prof0fficial: 5:21pm On May 21, 2020
don't be used
Re: Lady Shares Photo Of Her Man, Calls Him A "Two Minutes Noodles" (photos) by ReluctantAdult(m): 5:54pm On May 21, 2020
Newbielearner:


Experience is a good teacher...
cheesy

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