Cocolatti:
World's Most Notorious Criminal Gangs

The Italian Mafia

The Japanese Yakuza

The Russian Mob

The Irish Gang

The Nigerian Government

LMAO.. You funny bro. But where you wan put MS-13?

Yeahh... heard of someone who payed 12k from kano to Dutse. A journey of 700 naira normally

TallPck1:
The federal government are not well informed to know that inter state trip is the new crude oil market for our security agents who don't even want this lockdown to end.

Our security agents have helped in the spread of this Corona virus.

Hmm audio president.
Nigeria jagajaga everything scatter scatter...this song is a prophecy. ;DHmm audio president.
Nigeria jagajaga everything scatter scatter...this song is a prophecy.

nosagold:
Jesus is alive. We go dey alright.

E no easy for some people o

Cocolatti:
World's Most Notorious Criminal Gangs

The Italian Mafia

The Japanese Yakuza

The Russian Mob

The Irish Gang

The Nigerian Government

Exactly. Nigeria is a huge criminal enterprise.

slyfox35:
Extending the Gradual ease of lockdown by two weeks.Do they mean after the two weeks,we will be placed on total lockdown? I yam not understanding,who bathes with clean water just to go and play in mud.
You want to lockdown,you lockdown,you want to lift it?you lift it,Confused Government,stop putting Nigerians in a state of limbo,there is hunger in the land.
The total lockdown did not decrease the covid 19 pandemic neither did the gradual lockdown,just uplift this thing already,Nigeria and Nigerians are starting to doubt the authenticity of the so called cobid 1-9 birus
By the way,how do I explain to my children that yakubu did not score this goal.

this ur Yakubu something just spoil my mind again.

TallPck1:
The federal government are not well informed to know that inter state trip is the new crude oil market for our security agents who don't even want this lockdown to end.

Our security agents have helped in the spread of this Corona virus.

Lag to warri is 16k
Na police go drive d moto sef

Audio directives...
Nigerians are not taking the FG serious any longer!

E con dey be like say Bubu doesn't know how to express him self better in English. Cos if not what would it cost you to mount d podium and address your citizens. You can even control d number of press to ask u question. I can't imagine trump or Boris shying away from granting interviews. Nigeria is what it is truly.

When, where, how did buhari communicate this.

pls which day buhari say dis one ni tori olorun bayi

FuckAllTheMODs:
Which rubbish interstate travel ban, road wey porous like wetin I don't know.

Are roads really porous?

Foreign president bukhari foreign Federal government.

ProfAmaben:
The lockdown measure is not working, I kindly advise that the interstate movement be allowed. People are starving, goods and commodities are drastically increasing in price. The whole lockdown has failed because people are still moving around, it is a poor measure to combat covid-19. Who would feed poor Nigerians if this is effected for another 2 weeks?

Totally agree with you. The essence of lockdown has been defeated. The people can't stay indoors without a means to eat, govt is also lying with Covid. Both the govt & the people have conquer the Covid with their behaviours.

slyfox35:
Extending the Gradual ease of lockdown by two weeks.Do they mean after the two weeks,we will be placed on total lockdown? I yam not understanding,who bathes with clean water just to go and play in mud.
You want to lockdown,you lockdown,you want to lift it?you lift it,Confused Government,stop putting Nigerians in a state of limbo,there is hunger in the land.
The total lockdown did not decrease the covid 19 pandemic neither did the gradual lockdown,just uplift this thing already,Nigeria and Nigerians are starting to doubt the authenticity of the so called cobid 1-9 birus
By the way,how do I explain to my children that yakubu did not score this goal.

Yakubu no try out all....

slyfox35:
Extending the Gradual ease of lockdown by two weeks.Do they mean after the two weeks,we will be placed on total lockdown? I yam not understanding,who bathes with clean water just to go and play in mud.
You want to lockdown,you lockdown,you want to lift it?you lift it,Confused Government,stop putting Nigerians in a state of limbo,there is hunger in the land.
The total lockdown did not decrease the covid 19 pandemic neither did the gradual lockdown,just uplift this thing already,Nigeria and Nigerians are starting to doubt the authenticity of the so called cobid 1-9 birus
By the way,[/b]how do I explain to my children that yakubu did not score this goal[b][b][/b].

Just tell them that in Soccer,anything can happen.

igbowoman:
Which buhari?
Shatap!!
These folks should come out and tell the nation the truth and stop all the hide and seek
Adeshina will soon come out to deny this.
Confused bunch

My brother soldier come soldier go na Nigeria be that for you

slyfox35:
Extending the Gradual ease of lockdown by two weeks.Do they mean after the two weeks,we will be placed on total lockdown? I yam not understanding,who bathes with clean water just to go and play in mud.
You want to lockdown,you lockdown,you want to lift it?you lift it,Confused Government,stop putting Nigerians in a state of limbo,there is hunger in the land.
The total lockdown did not decrease the covid 19 pandemic neither did the gradual lockdown,just uplift this thing already,Nigeria and Nigerians are starting to doubt the authenticity of the so called cobid 1-9 birus
By the way,how do I explain to my children that yakubu did not score this goal.

Where him play the ball go?

Roon9:


Lag to warri is 16k
Na police go drive d moto sef

Naija I hail oooo.Let this inter state shit be lifted up.It has not been working.

Scrap this ban on interstate movement shit.

WHY IS FEDERAL GOVERNMENT not respecting the rights of state?

The police are really cashing out real good in this inter state lock. Currently, there is heavy traffic in shagamu and ore.

I was coming back from work and one of the transport company approached me at Oshodi to enquery ii I will be travelling upon lock down. Nothing like lockdown. Nobody should deceive you.

is Buhari stil.in that aso rock, people are travel every day this malu telling us about interstate lockdown who is fooling who

Johnames:
Trump might not have done very well in curtailing this pandemic, but his actions shows he care about his people, he is always giving live broadcast from time to time, unlike your president.

The use of the word "might" shows you are out of touch with what is happening in his management of the epidemic compared to other countries. He talks too much that was why he discarded the blueprint of managing epidemic by previous administration, that is why he did not heed the advice of those that foresaw the outbreak, that is why people have been dying like rats there.

Talking is not synonymous to good governance... We have been speaking English since 1999, where has he led us to ? this is time for action not talks. What works for Country A might not work for con3 B.

Buhari has tremendously done well in managing this menace compared to other countries. For u to come to terms with this, with an open mind, compare Nigeria with how countries like Brazil that had the outbreak same day with us have faired. While doing this, please don't be guided by your hate for the President

vikkimimi:
Things will fall back in place soon....

Nigeria has fallen apart long time ago.

Nigeria is bleeding in shame.

slyfox35:
Extending the Gradual ease of lockdown by two weeks.Do they mean after the two weeks,we will be placed on total lockdown? I yam not understanding,who bathes with clean water just to go and play in mud.
You want to lockdown,you lockdown,you want to lift it?you lift it,Confused Government,stop putting Nigerians in a state of limbo,there is hunger in the land.
The total lockdown did not decrease the covid 19 pandemic neither did the gradual lockdown,just uplift this thing already,Nigeria and Nigerians are starting to doubt the authenticity of the so called cobid 1-9 birus
By the way,how do I explain to my children that yakubu did not score this goal.

slyfox35:
Extending the Gradual ease of lockdown by two weeks.Do they mean after the two weeks,we will be placed on total lockdown? I yam not understanding,who bathes with clean water just to go and play in mud.
You want to lockdown,you lockdown,you want to lift it?you lift it,Confused Government,stop putting Nigerians in a state of limbo,there is hunger in the land.
The total lockdown did not decrease the covid 19 pandemic neither did the gradual lockdown,just uplift this thing already,Nigeria and Nigerians are starting to doubt the authenticity of the so called cobid 1-9 birus
By the way,how do I explain to my children that yakubu did not score this goal.

Tell them he wasn't there to score rather he was there to miss the goal

ProfAmaben:
The lockdown measure is not working, I kindly advise that the interstate movement be allowed. People are starving, goods and commodities are drastically increasing in price. The whole lockdown has failed because people are still moving around, it is a poor measure to combat covid-19. Who would feed poor Nigerians if this is effected for another 2 weeks?

The ban on interstate movement is not enforced.....peeps are still travelling all around

meditator:
The use of the word "might" shows you are out of touch with what is happening in his management of the epidemic compared to other countries. He talks too much that was why he discarded the blueprint of managing epidemic by previous administration, that is why he did not heed the advice of those that foresaw the outbreak, that is why people have been dying like rats there.

Talking is not synonymous to good governance... We have been speaking English since 1999, where has he led us to ? this is time for action not talks. What works for Country A might not work for con3 B.

Buhari has tremendously done well in managing this menace compared to other countries. For u to come to terms with this, with an open mind, compare Nigeria with how countries like Brazil that had the outbreak same day with us have faired. While doing this, please don't be guided by your hate for the President

I don't hate the president, just saying the obvious, the president always shy away from the media, talking about the pandemic, buhari government did not do anything fantastic, is just that the pandemic is not fatal here in Africa compare to what happened in Europe and the USA.

ijustdey:


https://punchng.com/breaking-buhari-extends-gradual-ease-of-lockdown-by-two-weeks/

does this mean that vehicles carrying food,medical supplies, fuel in trucks are not allowed to cross from one state to another? i really don't seem to understand this,

Hope the president is getting better?