Iro ooooo, oh no! damn, i feel sorry for honourable oo! infact culpability is that of INEC, lol, aww he must be in a state of menicisetal statetism , cankerous tribalism, ethnocentric chauvinism , syphilitic parochialism, epileptic nepotism, cataleptic parapoism and state brigandish, of the bluest dye right now… God help him, lol

question:

the belt of his trousers are on his chest.

yes he is "raising the standard", I was wondering if it has anything to do with is medula oblongata.

Did he or didn't he really make that speech But the guy should learn to be communicative sha. I mostly found his speeches hilarious and gibberish. Anyways, too bad he lost.

U dey pity am?

Make him go chop the billions him don thief.


Mtchew

^^ How you take know say im thief? Does every politician have to steal?

Is he your brother?

Abi he's from your state?

Why u defending him?


He's a thief and thats why he lost his return ticket.


Abi u dey share loot with am?

ok is the Jumbo pay alone not illegal?

I will miss this man.

Def, grama ba' sa i ba.

What a shame. The man made the house very interesting and was always on point.

I think what makes his speeches unique is his constant use of latin. . . . . . . .and don't 4get he is a lawer. . . . . .

Studio CFR:

Is he your brother?

Abi he's from your state?

Why u defending him?
 

He's a thief and thats why he lost his return ticket.


Abi u dey share loot with am?

ok is the Jumbo pay alone not illegal?

He isn't my bother.

He's not from my state.

I'm not defending him.

If you say so.

I'm better than that.

hmmmn

My past comment was sarcastic. Don't take it to heart.

Abi na your state im loot _{i.e. according to you}.

The grammatical deposite resident in dis fellow compatriot is terrificly overwhelming.he has evidently circumvent d engineering of a viable assembly.his legacy of lexical sage wil indeed never escape our versatile memor.y

Ibo-made:

What a shame. The man made the house very interesting and was always on point.

that is if he was ever taken seriously. We need leaders not comedians. Good radiance to a bad smell of a human being

But dis guy na my man oo. well, i go miss am sha.

I f I were one of His students or His press secetary here is what I will tell the press, "Honorable Obahiagbon has been promptly obfuscated and swept into oblivion due to His complicity in the tempestous political quagmire that has left him sinking in the quick sand of the Nigerian political desert by those who have constituted themselves into political cacti or cactuses" .

Can some of His students please re-write the above for better effects.

Iro ooooo, oh no! damn, i feel sorry for honourable oo! infact culpability is that of INEC, lol, aww he must be in a state of menicisetal statetism , cankerous tribalism, ethnocentric chauvinism , syphilitic parochialism, epileptic nepotism, cataleptic parapoism and state brigandish, of the bluest dye right now… God help him, lol

Men you are such a baaaddddd homo sapien, Obahiagbon will recruit you in a hurry

soso gramar notin to show

hmnnn i pity the man, he must have
spent a whole lot of "monies"

SHALOM

That guy is one of a kind, We are all really going to miss him.

This man makes me laugh but hopefully he learns one thing: to communicate effectively. It's nice to have an advanced vocabulary, but abeg, use it sparingly. Even the New York Times does not fill their pages with advanced vocabulary, it is added like seasoning with context clues. If people cannot understand you, you're creating distance between yourself and the people you are supposed to serve. And that is a no-no in politics. (Being a Politican 101)

And on a side note, I notice the use of excessive advanced vocabulary in Nigerian news editorials, especially Sahara Reporters. It does not make you any better if you still cannot express what you want to say. Fine, let's compare it to the British and Americans, they do not, absolutely do not, use such vocabulary. You want to endear people to you and say what you need to say as concise as possible without having the people ransack a dictionary.

Maybe the education sector?

Hon. Pat.It is a pitiable disma pisma wen d country is so lugubious.I gbadu ya gramma.I hear say na lawyer u b.Abeg na which skool u go sef?i gues say na 4 greese u skool abi?

Hon.pat.U'r da bomb.U c wetin u cause 4 yasef?u tink say na gramma we go chop?wel sha u don donate ya own quota 4 d house already.I knw say Bankole go dey laf u nw say him don rest nw.AH we tank God oh

who will be the entertainer in the ''HOUSE OF COMMOTION'' without this dictionary silencer? expect a dull house come next term.

thanx all for the early morning comic relief,

ADIEU HON PATRICK,

LETS KEEP HIS WORDS FLOWING.

LMAO! What a character he obviously is?

as odd as it sounds.this man ll be greatly missed in the house,

he digged his own grave by cross carpeting

snthesis:

"This has made me suffused With Emotional Narcolepsy That The Homo Sapiens In The Metro-political Geographical Enclave of nbe Edo Have Opted For Owa-ing Over Legislative Quomodo Dicis. Such A Reckless Display Of Narcissistic And Flamboyant Hedonism Is Capable Of Encumbering Our Nascent, Democracy With Insidious Repercussive And Cataclysmic Exigencies’'

Hehehe why this political prejudice instead of giving way for a true political igodomigodo!?

No one should blame him but the one who invented the dictionary which he admitted was his suya. LOL

hey dani where the heck have u bn? I missed u badly u know.

obviously dis guy is not a speaker. He is actually not communicatin any thing. because communication is effective when ur audience capture at least 80percent of what u said. Imagine d mumbo jumbo u dudes applaud. Wat a pity. Am reall pissed off.

What a terrible blow on our dear honorable member who has been fighting to restore hope to the hopeless in the country where the vast majority continue to facilitate within the exorbitant enthusiasm and irritational iritability. A country where the microscopic few that have piloted the affairs of this country lives in pleasantry luxury and protracted solicitude. However, I am happy to know that Bro Patrick will not make it to the green chamber in the next administration. Significantly, I believe, the essence of communication is compromised if the people you're communicating with do not understand your grammar. We're tired of listening to grammar, we want action this time. gbam!