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The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Natural441(m): 12:44pm On May 27, 2020
In popular culture, the Bro Code is a friendship etiquette to be followed among men or, more specifically, among members of the bro subculture. The Bro code is a notion of unwritten set of rules that govern the relationship between male friends

I'm going to spill the beans and break down what the Bro Code is and what it's all about along with some codes.

1. Bros over Hoes (friends before women).

This slang expression talks about how men should not abandon their male friends in order to pursue or embark on relationships with women. This is a golden rule from the Bros code and should be respected no matter the circumstances. Follow the Bro Code, respect the Bro Code. It’s a jungle out there.



2. Never let a bro (or yourself) sacrifice dignity for a woman.

I've seen men do sad, sad things for the sake of winning over a girl (hell, I've been there myself). I once had a friend who was called up at 5am by a girl that he liked (who was constantly flaking on him and had him firmly slotted into the friend zone) to help her carry her drunk friend home. Imagine how awkward it is, but some guys would have no choice but to try and impress the lady even if what she asked for is unreasonable. It's your duty as a bro to prevent this from happening because it's one of the Bro Code thingy.



3. If a bro needs a wing man, always step up for him.

Wingman is a role that a person may take when a friend needs support with approaching potential romantic partners. Most guys will be pretty intimidated by trying to pull a girl who is with a friend or two. So if your bro needs your backup, you always back him up.



4. Never hit a bro's girlfriend, it's a taboo!

Hitting a lady generally is very bad but hitting on your friend’s lady, you're going to make a serious enemy if you try that. Your boy is trusting you when he introduces his girlfriend to his friends. Be nice, be playful, include her in the group, but don’t flirt with her. Be a good friend. It's highly appreciated amongst the Bros.



5. Never hook up with or date a bro's ex-girlfriend (without permission)

This is definitely a touchy subject among men. It’s full of plenty of gray area. Two different scenarios could call for two very different reactions.

Scenario 1: Your friend dated a girl for two months, and you really hit it off with her three years later? That’s probably fair game.
Scenario 2: Your friend dated a girl for four years, and you try to hook up her four weeks later? That’s breaking the bro code.



6. Always tell your bro if his girlfriend cheats on him!

It’s a conversation that no guy wants to have with his friend because we don't want to ruin their relationship. But if you’re a good friend, and you’re following the bro code, you have no other choice than to tell it to your Bro.



7. Be your bro's keeper when he's absent.

In the absence of your bro, you are his girlfriend's protector. You shall ride her to wherever she wants and keep her safe. It's part of the Bros code.



8. Help finance a bro when needed!

If a bro is broke, the bro code demands you to treat him. In no case shall he be left hungry, homeless or without drugs or alcohol whatever he may prefer.



9. Always watch out for a drunk bro

A bro shall never allow another bro to text a girl when drunk. In case his girlfriend calls when he is drunk, the phone shall be kept in the custody of someone sober until the bro comes back to senses.



10. Bros codes deals with forgiveness

A bro shall always be forgiven. Bros are for life, there is nothing a bro can do to deserve hatred. Unless he gets involved with your girlfriend. In that case, Kill him. � �



The Bro Code is for those of you who are particularly troubled by the so-called golden rule of "be a better man." The bro code, also known as friendship etiquette, is the rule that all bros should follow and bros who follow this rule may never reveal their bro code rules to the ladies.

College boys and men everywhere seem to have the ability to instantly unite as a unit, and when it comes down to it, how many times would a guy choose his bro over his girl? There is no "good" or "bad" bro code, just a set of rules for the best bros.

TV shows we all know well, from the popular TV series "The Simpsons" to the popular The series "How I Met My Mother." They are all proud of the Bro Code, which is alive and should be followed by all people to help each other. By saying the "guy code" or "bro code," every man knows the rules to be a guy, and by saying it, he knows all the rules to be the guy.

As a man, you feel like you belong to a special group of Spartans who can never show pain or weakness. This includes not going to the doctor, but simply dealing calmly with the pain and symptoms. You can always have your friend's back in a fight, always try to remove one pee from the other, and never cry in public. Your masculinity code affects your health more than you think, so please don't overreact.

The idea of "bro code" is unspoken among men, but it has now been revealed on Reddit, and I'll get right here and make it clear that this is one thing.

The list goes on, but hopefully most of you can figure it out and think for yourself. No one says bro code makes sense, and no girl would want to be considered bro anyway. If you don't understand how everything is girly, then say that girls can also be bros.

When you meet a friend and they are physically attracted to you, and of course the feelings are reciprocal, your first instinct is to help them talk to that person and eventually connect with them. They are always your friends, but when you meet a woman you want to marry, loyalty is always with your boyfriend, no matter what happens in their relationship. Women's relationships come and go, even if they are not always with you for the right or even the wrong reasons.

There may be a principle of bro-code that applies to most, if not all, men, but no one teaches it. No one can judge or regulate male behavior by that standard, and boys learn to become men by their own standards, not by the standards of their parents or peers.

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by JOACHINpedro: 12:48pm On May 27, 2020
Brace yourself cus they are coming for you.
grin

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Davash222(m): 12:50pm On May 27, 2020
"...Guy should know and hide from ladies" , yet, you're spilling it out for them to see. You've defaulted the bro code already.

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Elukapendragon(m): 1:00pm On May 27, 2020
Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by 24SEVEN: 1:01pm On May 27, 2020
Lift all your useless codes and throw them inside gutter.

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Kosoco(m): 1:30pm On May 27, 2020
Senseless male gossips called Bro code.... You can’t think of meaningful opportunities Na To Gossip with ur guys about girls and say bro code.... Anywhey today is Children’s Day. Op happy day

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Mandela27: 1:45pm On May 27, 2020
I believe in the bros code.if anyone doesnt like it,well go bleep transformer. Peace!

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by MadeINchenzen2: 1:48pm On May 27, 2020
I didn't read it... too long !
Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:26pm On May 27, 2020
you forgot a few codes...
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
if one bro approaches a babe and start talking to her, bros need to step off that particular babe while he is on her case. no bros should ever try to jump on your parade.

NO TOUCHING:
if there is a 3sum (2 dudes 1 babe) under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should a bro A) have any physical contact whatsoever with the other man (your legs dont touch his legs, your hands dont touch his hands etc). B) stare at the other dude's anaconda and C) kiss the babe on the lips after she has sukced your dikc and the other bros dikc too.

SEATING RULES
if we go out and a driver brings his woman, she always sit at the back... if you want to play romantic, dont bring your bros around.

CARRY YOUR WEIGHT
if there is a boys night out, you gotta bring something to the table... even if it is just one shot of tequila for us all to share

STAND FOR THE FAMILY
if one bro has a problem with a certain individual, ALL bros subsequently have a problem with that individual.

NEVER DATE FAMILY
dating a bro's sista is BLASPHEMY and that bro will be expelled until he gets his sense back. after he gets his sense back, he must take the bros out and carry a heavy tab until we forgive him.

HOE SHARING
if a bro gets down with a hoe, he must be a brothers keeper and let her do what she does best, instead of trying to keep her just for himself. sharing is caring!

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Hollysaint: 3:03pm On May 27, 2020
Ok
Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by blesskewe(f): 3:20pm On May 27, 2020
No be lie
Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by wildcatter23(m): 3:25pm On May 27, 2020
you have a few valid points
Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Natural441(m): 4:21pm On May 27, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
you forgot a few codes...
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
if one bro approaches a babe and start talking to her, bros need to step off that particular babe while he is on her case. no bros should ever try to jump on your parade.

NO TOUCHING:
if there is a 3sum (2 dudes 1 babe) under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should a bro A) have any physical contact whatsoever with the other man (your legs dont touch his legs, your hands dont touch his hands etc). B) stare at the other dude's anaconda and C) kiss the babe on the lips after she has sukced your dikc and the other bros dikc too.

SEATING RULES
if we go out and a driver brings his woman, she always sit at the back... if you want to play romantic, dont bring your bros around.

CARRY YOUR WEIGHT
if there is a boys night out, you gotta bring something to the table... even if it is just one shot of tequila for us all to share

STAND FOR THE FAMILY
if one bro has a problem with a certain individual, ALL bros subsequently have a problem with that individual.

NEVER DATE FAMILY
dating a bro's sista is BLASPHEMY and that bro will be expelled until he gets his sense back. after he gets his sense back, he must take the bros out and carry a heavy tab until we forgive him.

HOE SHARING
if a bro gets down with a hoe, he must be a brothers keeper and let her do what she does best, instead of trying to keep her just for himself. sharing is caring!
I love that bro

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Natural441(m): 4:22pm On May 27, 2020
Mandela27:
I believe in the bros code.if anyone doesnt like it,well go bleep transformer.
Peace!
thanks
Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Chuksdede(m): 5:33pm On May 27, 2020
I love this.... Loud am abeg cool
Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Bigseven(m): 5:39pm On May 27, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
you forgot a few codes...
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
if one bro approaches a babe and start talking to her, bros need to step off that particular babe while he is on her case. no bros should ever try to jump on your parade.

NO TOUCHING:
if there is a 3sum (2 dudes 1 babe) under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should a bro A) have any physical contact whatsoever with the other man (your legs dont touch his legs, your hands dont touch his hands etc). B) stare at the other dude's anaconda and C) kiss the babe on the lips after she has sukced your dikc and the other bros dikc too.

SEATING RULES
if we go out and a driver brings his woman, she always sit at the back... if you want to play romantic, dont bring your bros around.

CARRY YOUR WEIGHT
if there is a boys night out, you gotta bring something to the table... even if it is just one shot of tequila for us all to share

STAND FOR THE FAMILY
if one bro has a problem with a certain individual, ALL bros subsequently have a problem with that individual.

NEVER DATE FAMILY
dating a bro's sista is BLASPHEMY and that bro will be expelled until he gets his sense back. after he gets his sense back, he must take the bros out and carry a heavy tab until we forgive him.

HOE SHARING
if a bro gets down with a hoe, he must be a brothers keeper and let her do what she does best, instead of trying to keep her just for himself. sharing is caring!
this hoe sharing sha! Nice one bro
Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Mypeople2(m): 5:43pm On May 27, 2020
Natural441:
In popular culture, the Bro Code is a friendship etiquette to be followed among men or, more specifically, among members of the bro subculture. The Bro code is a notion of unwritten set of rules that govern the relationship between male friends

I'm going to spill the beans and break down what the Bro Code is and what it's all about along with some codes.

1. Bros over Hoes (friends before women).

This slang expression talks about how men should not abandon their male friends in order to pursue or embark on relationships with women. This is a golden rule from the Bros code and should be respected no matter the circumstances. Follow the Bro Code, respect the Bro Code. It’s a jungle out there.



2. Never let a bro (or yourself) sacrifice dignity for a woman.

I've seen men do sad, sad things for the sake of winning over a girl (hell, I've been there myself). I once had a friend who was called up at 5am by a girl that he liked (who was constantly flaking on him and had him firmly slotted into the friend zone) to help her carry her drunk friend home. Imagine how awkward it is, but some guys would have no choice but to try and impress the lady even if what she asked for is unreasonable. It's your duty as a bro to prevent this from happening because it's one of the Bro Code thingy.



3. If a bro needs a wing man, always step up for him.

Wingman is a role that a person may take when a friend needs support with approaching potential romantic partners. Most guys will be pretty intimidated by trying to pull a girl who is with a friend or two. So if your bro needs your backup, you always back him up.



4. Never hit a bro's girlfriend, it's a taboo!

Hitting a lady generally is very bad but hitting on your friend’s lady, you're going to make a serious enemy if you try that. Your boy is trusting you when he introduces his girlfriend to his friends. Be nice, be playful, include her in the group, but don’t flirt with her. Be a good friend. It's highly appreciated amongst the Bros.



5. Never hook up with or date a bro's ex-girlfriend (without permission)

This is definitely a touchy subject among men. It’s full of plenty of gray area. Two different scenarios could call for two very different reactions.

Scenario 1: Your friend dated a girl for two months, and you really hit it off with her three years later? That’s probably fair game.
Scenario 2: Your friend dated a girl for four years, and you try to hook up her four weeks later? That’s breaking the bro code.



6. Always tell your bro if his girlfriend cheats on him!

It’s a conversation that no guy wants to have with his friend because we don't want to ruin their relationship. But if you’re a good friend, and you’re following the bro code, you have no other choice than to tell it to your Bro.



7. Be your bro's keeper when he's absent.

In the absence of your bro, you are his girlfriend's protector. You shall ride her to wherever she wants and keep her safe. It's part of the Bros code.



8. Help finance a bro when needed!

If a bro is broke, the bro code demands you to treat him. In no case shall he be left hungry, homeless or without drugs or alcohol whatever he may prefer.



9. Always watch out for a drunk bro

A bro shall never allow another bro to text a girl when drunk. In case his girlfriend calls when he is drunk, the phone shall be kept in the custody of someone sober until the bro comes back to senses.



10. Bros codes deals with forgiveness

A bro shall always be forgiven. Bros are for life, there is nothing a bro can do to deserve hatred. Unless he gets involved with your girlfriend. In that case, Kill him. � �



The Bro Code is for those of you who are particularly troubled by the so-called golden rule of "be a better man." The bro code, also known as friendship etiquette, is the rule that all bros should follow and bros who follow this rule may never reveal their bro code rules to the ladies.

College boys and men everywhere seem to have the ability to instantly unite as a unit, and when it comes down to it, how many times would a guy choose his bro over his girl? There is no "good" or "bad" bro code, just a set of rules for the best bros.

TV shows we all know well, from the popular TV series "The Simpsons" to the popular The series "How I Met My Mother." They are all proud of the Bro Code, which is alive and should be followed by all people to help each other. By saying the "guy code" or "bro code," every man knows the rules to be a guy, and by saying it, he knows all the rules to be the guy.

As a man, you feel like you belong to a special group of Spartans who can never show pain or weakness. This includes not going to the doctor, but simply dealing calmly with the pain and symptoms. You can always have your friend's back in a fight, always try to remove one pee from the other, and never cry in public. Your masculinity code affects your health more than you think, so please don't overreact.

The idea of "bro code" is unspoken among men, but it has now been revealed on Reddit, and I'll get right here and make it clear that this is one thing.

The list goes on, but hopefully most of you can figure it out and think for yourself. No one says bro code makes sense, and no girl would want to be considered bro anyway. If you don't understand how everything is girly, then say that girls can also be bros.

When you meet a friend and they are physically attracted to you, and of course the feelings are reciprocal, your first instinct is to help them talk to that person and eventually connect with them. They are always your friends, but when you meet a woman you want to marry, loyalty is always with your boyfriend, no matter what happens in their relationship. Women's relationships come and go, even if they are not always with you for the right or even the wrong reasons.

There may be a principle of bro-code that applies to most, if not all, men, but no one teaches it. No one can judge or regulate male behavior by that standard, and boys learn to become men by their own standards, not by the standards of their parents or peers.
You go fear code grin grin I will date your main girlfriend if you are dating so many girls at the same time.How can you be suffering the lady that way ? I will not even reason your brother's code grin grin

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Nicklaus619(m): 6:04pm On May 27, 2020
Op you forget to add

BANANA MOUTHING

While eating a banana don't look or smile at your fellow bro, it's a taboo angry, real bro will definitely understand this one grin


Nice one Oop cool

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Nicklaus619(m): 6:05pm On May 27, 2020
Mypeople2:
You go fear code grin grin I will date your main girlfriend if you are dating so many girls at the same time.How can you be suffering the lady that way ? I will not even reason your brother's code grin grin

Bro don't do that in the street, them go fall you like banana grin, keep distance from fellow bros babe, no matter how many they are, find ya own. grin

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Randy100: 6:06pm On May 27, 2020
Bro code is a common sense code.

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Vulcanheph(m): 6:18pm On May 27, 2020
JOACHINpedro:
Brace yourself cus they are coming for you.
grin
The bro code is an open secret .....everyone knows about it including women.

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Mypeople2(m): 6:19pm On May 27, 2020
Nicklaus619:


Bro don't do that in the street, them go fall you like banana grin, keep distance from fellow bros babe, no matter how many they are, find ya own. grin
grin grin grin The one that is even painful is the one you are in love with your friend's younger sister but you can not tell her because of the relationship you have with her brother .Na so you go dey sit down dey watch her until another guy come collect her .You will even serve drinks for her marriage...That thing can paaain

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Nicklaus619(m): 6:23pm On May 27, 2020
Mypeople2:
grin grin grin The one that is even painful is the one you are in love with your friend's younger sister but you can not tell her because of the relationship you have with her brother .Na so you go dey sit down dey watch her until another guy come collect her .You will even serve drinks for her marriage...That thing can paaain

I tell you, I can totally relate to this grin, even self the babe was giving me serious green light, but no I can betray a bro, I wouldn't forgive myself because himself can't do same to my sis.

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Tchalz(m): 7:17pm On May 27, 2020
Mypeople2:
grin grin grin The one that is even painful is the one you are in love with your friend's younger sister but you can not tell her because of the relationship you have with her brother .Na so you go dey sit down dey watch her until another guy come collect her .You will even serve drinks for her marriage...That thing can paaain
I'm currently in that situation but have to let the bro code prevail

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Braintrain: 7:25pm On May 27, 2020
Respect to all the bros out there

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Jadden(m): 7:25pm On May 27, 2020
Bro Code is for kids.
It's a dog eat dog world out there.
Survival of the fittest!
No dulling.
grin

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by NiklauseFred(m): 8:17pm On May 27, 2020
And you just spilled everything!
You have defaulted angry
Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Mandela27: 8:19pm On May 27, 2020
Jadden:
Bro Code is for kids.
It's a dog eat dog world out there.
Survival of the fittest!
No dulling.
grin
You probably have been betrayed by a bro,if not with this ur mentality,I cant keep a friend like u!

Respect the bro code.Peace!

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by tony5(m): 9:06pm On May 27, 2020
I Live For The Bro Code, Only Guys And Most Especially Who Doesn't Know How It Play Out Will Condemn This Because It All Come With Little Twist Or Form...Brocodely For Live
Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by Jadden(m): 9:23pm On May 27, 2020
Mandela27:

You probably have been betrayed by a bro,if not with this ur mentality,I cant keep a friend like u!

Respect the bro code.Peace!
No, I haven't been betrayed by a bro, cos truthfully and realistically; there's really no loyalty in the game.
Competition is rife amongst the bros for the best females.
Just like in the wild!

If bro code was 'universal', then all the bros will respect the 'bro code'.
Unfortunately, it isn't!
Talk of 'bro code' is nothing more than a charade.
At the end of the day, it's all about one's conscience.
What you think is wrong or right...

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Re: The "Bro Code" Every Guy Should Know And Hide From Ladies! by astonished: 9:54pm On May 27, 2020
bro code is for children, not for mature men that's seen life.

I can't forsake a lovely and loyal lady to any guy friends because of useless code, when I know of jelousy friends, so many fake friends out there.

kids enjoyed your code

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