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‘I Give Orgasms To 5,000 Women A Day, But I Don't Touch Any Of Them' - Hypnotist by Nobody: 8:59pm On May 31, 2020
Trained hypnotist Devlin Wylde (yes, that’s his real name), 49, promises women ‘the most intense orgasms of their life’, using just his voice.

In his own words he tells his story...

'If you’d told me 10 years ago I’d be giving 5,000 women a day an orgasm I would have laughed.

But that’s what I do – from the studio at the bottom of my garden. People pay me to experience climaxes, but I never lay a finger on anyone. They’re just listening to my voice.

I qualified as an NLP instructor in 1988, and have been a trained hypnotist for 20 years, originally helping motivate business people to achieve their goals.

It’s only in the last five years I have focused on making erotic audio, and it’s the best job in the world.

Ironically, it was after my girlfriend left me that I turned my attention to this line of work.

While together, we’d enjoyed reading erotic fiction as part of a healthy sex life. She liked me reading saucy extracts, but as a dyslexic it came more naturally to tell my own stories.

However, it got to the stage where me speaking sexily to her dominated the whole relationship. She was clearing up the kitchen table once and – just while listening to a mundane voice message I’d left her – had a full orgasm.

I know that sounds funny, or you might think ‘lucky her,’ but she said it was a problem because she no longer had control of her own body. She said I could read the weather report and it would trigger a climax.

We broke up, but afterwards I thought, can I take advantage of this unusual gift I have?

I made up my own story, Lure Me, on my iPhone. I put it on YouTube in 2014, to see what the reaction was. I used some NLP skills and some hypnosis, and set them to a filthy story about being seduced at the beach.

Well, with no promotion at all it soon got 10,000 hits. I was buzzing. The feedback was amazing, women telling me how intense their orgasm was.

I started creating more stories and putting them on other platforms like Sound Cloud, MixCloud and Pornhub. After three months I invested in equipment and soundproofing, turning my garden office into a proper studio.

As demand for my erotic audio recordings increased, and I began charging for it, I did less corporate work. For the past year my income has been solely from erotic audio. I don’t wish to disclose how much I earn, but it’s enough for me to live comfortably.

Now I’ve created 24 books, with many more in the pipeline. Some are available on Amazon Audio Books, others are only available on my website. The most popular – downloaded by 300,000 – is a fantasy about MouthAction.

Most men would like to be good at giving this, but they’re probably not. In real life, I know I can give a woman an orgasm which lasts an hour, and I hope this translates to my audios.

Since the lockdown, I’ve seen a spike in traffic to my website. If you’re not able to get out and socialise, then why not improve your sex life at home? I encourage subscribers, and the UK monthly subscription is £6.48.

For bespoke stories it costs around £400. I charge £80 for 10 minutes – but typically they run 30-50 minutes long (£240-£400). Customers are loyal because, let’s face it, amazing orgasms are addictive.

Half these customers are men, gifting their partners their unique desires. It’s a safe way to try a party, or experiment with something like BDSM, which you might not feel brave enough to try in real life.

Group sex scenarios are also popular, and not just with humans, but fantastical things like werewolves and even an octopus too, which I wouldn’t have anticipated.

I don’t judge. All sorts of things turn people on. One woman asked me to create a fantasy about her masturbating with a cucumber, which she then served in sandwiches to her girlfriends.

I never laugh about anything, that would be disrespectful to people who have shared their deepest desires with me. It’s a privilege to have their trust.

Respect for women is hugely important to me. Every woman deserves mindblowing orgasms. It’s so rewarding when someone writes to me and says, ‘I’m 43, I’ve been married for 15 years, but you gave me my first climax’.

The biggest blockage to achieving climax is normally stress, and not fully ‘letting go’. I invite people to tune into what turns them on, and let their imagination run wild. Because it’s just them, listening to me in their headphones, erotic audio feels an intimate experience.

Women feel relaxed in their own bedrooms, a safe place to get aroused. Unlike traditional porn, women don’t compare how they look or ‘perform’ when using it.

Of course, I can get turned on when making the stories. It would be a bad sign if I didn’t. I’m told I have a nice voice, which is funny because as a kid growing up in Dorset I sounded like Worzel Gummidge.

Looks-wise, I’m only a five out of ten, but I would describe myself as a generous lover, with a high libido. I don’t like my photo published because it spoils the illusion, and I’ve had problems with stalkers.

One woman flew over from Canada, unprompted, saying I must sleep with her. Another threatened to harm my rescue dogs if I didn’t have sex with her.

Although I am single currently and get offered a lot sex, I’d never sleep with a client, it’s unprofessional.

I have never been unfaithful, though girlfriends do get jealous of my career choice. After all, thousands of women a day are orgasming by listening to me, it’s normal to feel threatened by that.

When I am dating someone I will happily talk dirty to her if she wants me to – but not every night. I’m thinking about, writing and recording filthy stories all day. I don’t want to take my work to bed with me, too.

My job is unusual, but I enjoy it immensely, it’s hugely rewarding and I’m always thinking of new ways to give women pleasure. What more could a man ask for?

How does Devlin give you orgasms with his voice?

● Listeners should be alone, with around 40 mins of uninterrupted time to themselves, and are encouraged to lie in bed, ideally naked, and use headphones for the most intimate experience.

● Some women have powerful orgasms completely ‘hands-free,’ though others use the audio as a guided masturbation tool. Whatever works for you – the emphasis is it’s your body, and your subconscious will do what is perfect for you.

● Each story has a slowly built-up introduction to encourage listeners to fully relax. A simple story unfolds, using gently suggestive imagery (eg rose petals opening, glistening dew, opening of forests). The language eventually becomes more sexually explicit.

● Hypnosis techniques are employed, so while you are in a trance-like state, at no point could you not be woken, should you need to be.

● Some women will experience several orgasms, while others take several listens before achieving one. Others may find it simply aids sleep and relaxation.
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/i-give-orgasms-5000-women-22044620

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Re: ‘I Give Orgasms To 5,000 Women A Day, But I Don't Touch Any Of Them' - Hypnotist by donbachi(m): 9:12pm On May 31, 2020
"Hand-Free orgasm" ..just hearing ur voice,dem cum..ok oo.
Re: ‘I Give Orgasms To 5,000 Women A Day, But I Don't Touch Any Of Them' - Hypnotist by Enoch07: 9:30pm On May 31, 2020
omo see job!!

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Re: ‘I Give Orgasms To 5,000 Women A Day, But I Don't Touch Any Of Them' - Hypnotist by iphanyiuma(m): 9:36pm On May 31, 2020
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Re: ‘I Give Orgasms To 5,000 Women A Day, But I Don't Touch Any Of Them' - Hypnotist by JOACHINpedro: 9:57pm On May 31, 2020
I'm gonna start learning this one, I need cash badly cry
Re: ‘I Give Orgasms To 5,000 Women A Day, But I Don't Touch Any Of Them' - Hypnotist by illicit(m): 10:14pm On May 31, 2020
So Bedroom voice is a talent that can fetch money

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