Knowing this important coordination(How to bribe a Nigerian police officer) is very important in Nigeria, it may come handy one day.

Those of you that don't know how,will get tips.Those that know how to bribe naija officer's should also add their own tips to enable every one learn.

To bribe a Nigerian police officer is very easy.No dey fear,you know dey for London or Buckingham. Despite the fact that it's very easy to bribe your way,you must play by certain rules.

General rule:Try to calm them down with nice words and play along with them.After all the police is your friend.

1.Don't be scared will confronting them.

2.Speak pidgin

3.Don't argue with them.

4.Be nice with them,smile if necessary.

Now this is the most important part.

Some officer's will ask for bribe straight up,if you jam this kind of officer then you are very lucky, what are you waiting for?.Just give them the money sharply,but you most make sure other eyes don't see it,except the officer's don't care.

(While doing this exhibit niceness + harmless persuasion)

5.Don't hand the money directly to them.Remember he is a police officer not a sales man,so you must give him that money in a coded way.So squeeze the whole money in your palm and hand it over to him codedly(No body should see the money).

If you hand the money directly to him,he might not accept, you may end up provoking him,or even spoiling the deal.

Some officer's still collect bribe openly,but giving it codedly is advised.

Or

Take the officer to a secretive place for your deal(A place viod of prying human eyes)

The officer will be forming one thing,one thing, but as soon as your money touch his hand's he will become loyal.LOL.

Some officer's on the other hand will exhibit anger accompanied by the following "audio" statements: "Do you want to bribe an officer of the law?,I will arrest you,I will arrest you", but don't be afraid of his threats every thing na audio.

At this stage don't show any fear,be bold call him "officer!(Him head go sweal),I can't bribe you na,you be an officer while why will I bribe you?".Are not my friend?.

(Make sure you are smiling while persuading them with sweat talk)

Na just....Continue petting him,if you are a Lady touch him small.

Before you know it,he will tell you to go,you are free.You find your way.

After all the police is your friend.

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You are under arrest for educating the public on how to commit bribery.

I'm sure you are speaking from experience.

Liutay:


I'm sure you are speaking from experience.

naijafella:
You are under arrest for educating the public on how to commit bribery.

Officer are not my friend again?.

Na we,we.

Oya collect your own, eye wet see dey chop.

If you know, you know

OP you are a badt guy

SMH. Things we speak openly...if nah sane nation we'll be planning a mass protest against corruption in the police force.