2buff:

^^ ah don't mind them. come see when woman grabs another by the neck and beats her to death with a d1ldo so she can have access to the man. 

beejaei:

@rokiatu


You sef worwor ooh. Who dey phock you? Una dey use pillow cover your face abi nah only doggie una dey do?

And u are Brad Pitt?

lepasharon:

ALL WE NEED IS THEIR SPERM ND THEN WE R GUD 2  GO!

AMEN! We can send them to mars or some other planet and then every once in a while send for a couple of them to donate some seeds and there after send their arses back! 

annita19:

The world would still gone be what it is

Crude Oil.:

Indeed

2buff:

Those with whorish tendencies that naturally crave teh cork will become depraved and pretty much deranged, essentially forming the tribal female barbaric hordes of the north

These savages would have built a large idol with a huge cork to worship, clinging on to the shamanic prophecy that one day, the malaputum (any guy with a cork) will fall from the heavens to unite their race and to save them from the kalarihim (hornyness). 


I claim all movie rights

sike!

2buff:

@mzdark I am your malaputum, and I have come to save you from your kalarihim 

But I see no statues built in my honor 
Perhaps you would prefer it if I ascend to the skies again and not come down for another quarter-millenium 

BINGO!!

LOL. No statues! Idol worship is not permitted on the all - female Earth that shall be called Amazona Why praise the very existence of what kept my sisters in bondage since the beginning of time? The Cock!!