Joke of the century!


When you have been hiding in the toilet to smoke weed,these are the kind hallucinations you get.

Bring Messi instead or bring back Hazard

Blue is the colour. Football is the game

All these rumours flying up and down
That's how they claimed he'd join Chelsea the summer he made the transfer to Juventus

The media and fake news

DenreleDave:
Really

Ronaldo has now become an object of transfer..

Maritally wise;
Ronaldo is a hoe, a harlot. A woman with broken home jumping from one man to another coz of greed..

Messi is a faithful wife, honest, married as a virgin, long suffering and the best woman a man cud ever have..

You want to have a wife like;

Messi - click like
Ronaldo - click share


Be careful of what you click oo.. It will definitely happen ooo...

Modified: I can see some people clicking share, later you will come on nairaland posting that your wife is cheating on you.. You wunt know that you caused it for ur sef.. Is okay

Let the vote began

coming from a woman!! nothing wey person no go see for this life!!! if they call woman harlot na you go still come here dey claim feminist!!

Are they mad?
Ha.
E no fit happen.
It will only happen when I start supporting Messi.

omorttee4u:
C ororo. As fantastic footballer you are, you just too materialistic. People like you don't last. Ask ibrahamovic

At Age 34 in soccer, you said people like him don't last. What do you drink? So he could have been living like a pauper. Mtchew

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DenreleDave:
Really

Ronaldo has now become an object of transfer..

Maritally wise;
Ronaldo is a hoe, a harlot. A woman with broken home jumping from one man to another coz of greed..

Messi is a faithful wife, honest, married as a virgin, long suffering and the best woman a man cud ever have..

You want to have a wife like;

Messi - click like
Ronaldo - click share


Be careful of what you click oo.. It will definitely happen ooo...

Modified: I can see some people clicking share, later you will come on nairaland posting that your wife is cheating on you.. You wunt know that you caused it for ur sef.. Is okay

Let the vote began

Lol Didn't work, people clicked share for Ronaldo more!

If Chelsea are a Fool, na now are go know

Maxcollins042:
Interesting.

Finally got the PS5

Are those p1 for sale?

Centcanada:
Imagine lampard! So out of 150 they gave you to buy palyers, you still bent on using 120for CR7? Okey.

Once he signs and agree to come to Chelsea, we will back our 120m back before he set foot on Stamford bridge...

Can't cope with the pace at his age. The Prem is a lot harder than when he left no thanks to a string of top European gaffers.

DenreleDave:
Really

Ronaldo has now become an object of transfer..

Maritally wise;
Ronaldo is a hoe, a harlot. A woman with broken home jumping from one man to another coz of greed..

Messi is a faithful wife, honest, married as a virgin, long suffering and the best woman a man cud ever have..

You want to have a wife like;

Messi - click like
Ronaldo - click share


Be careful of what you click oo.. It will definitely happen ooo...

Modified: I can see some people clicking share, later you will come on nairaland posting that your wife is cheating on you.. You wunt know that you caused it for ur sef.. Is okay

Let the vote began

You can't give what you don't have

No type of lie wey person no go hear

It's like they are trollin CFC,CFC fans can u take this

DenreleDave:
Really

Ronaldo has now become an object of transfer..

Maritally wise;
Ronaldo is a hoe, a harlot. A woman with broken home jumping from one man to another coz of greed..

Messi is a faithful wife, honest, married as a virgin, long suffering and the best woman a man cud ever have..

You want to have a wife like;

Messi - click like
Ronaldo - click share


Be careful of what you click oo.. It will definitely happen ooo...

Modified: I can see some people clicking share, later you will come on nairaland posting that your wife is cheating on you.. You wunt know that you caused it for ur sef.. Is okay

Let the vote began

See how u ended up with your hate

Slynation:
Chelsea always has this reputation for giving ancestors a chance...
Apart from Tapin and P.K, how else can CR score goals...

So what of him head? I'm sure his head has scored more goals than your club best striker. Mtcheew

Pls come to Chelsea

So Lampard wants to coach CR7, Brouhaha is shocked.

Big fat lie ,

AdeolaOmoOba:
So Lampard wants to coach CR7, Brouhaha is shocked.

Abi o

CR7 should go 2 PSG and finish up.na new challenge, em don conquer England b4

DenreleDave:
Really

Ronaldo has now become an object of transfer..

Maritally wise;
Ronaldo is a hoe, a harlot. A woman with broken home jumping from one man to another coz of greed..

Messi is a faithful wife, honest, married as a virgin, long suffering and the best woman a man cud ever have..

You want to have a wife like;

Messi - click like
Ronaldo - click share


Be careful of what you click oo.. It will definitely happen ooo...

Modified: I can see some people clicking share, later you will come on nairaland posting that your wife is cheating on you.. You wunt know that you caused it for ur sef.. Is okay

Let the vote began


Messi fans, we are losing pls don't disappoint us

next time before you make a post use ya brain....see as e dan back fire...mumu

ifiokjohn:
So what of him head? I'm sure his head has scored more goals than your club best striker. Mtcheew

You should have asked for my club best striker first... But it changes nothing

Maxcollins042:
Interesting.

Finally got the PS5

u dy mad o

Emilokoiyawon:
; EPL will finish Ronaldo's carrier. EPL no be beans o!

which epl?

God punish Roman...
Another shevencko..
Take blow..

Xpress24:
which epl?

The EPL that swallowed the career's of: Pogba, Zlatan, Diego Forlan, DiMaria, Alberto Aquilani, Sebastian Veron, Shevchenko...just to name a few.

Ronaldo's game depends MOSTLY on speed. You cannot compare the speed in Italian or Spanish league withe EPL.

He go do u na (Ronaldo and his fans) like film trick.

Make sure you quote me if indeed he goes to EPL. We go see am together.

Lol... Chelsea dull, no be today

Make I go dust my dstv explorer...





... Finally a reason to subscribe again.

Dis story dey fake as fake

Bros no Dey let people know say u no get sense na public u Dey na.have u ever heard of the word BUSINESS, football is business and can’t be compared to marriage in any way most of the time the player can’t even decide the club that buys u unless u are a free agent or ur contract permits u to make a pick when there is multiple offers of equal transfer fee or unless u are a free agent which means ur contract with ur present club is over but if ur contract is not over ur present club have de right to sell u anytime Dey want once Dey are satisfied with the offer on the table

DenreleDave:
Really

Ronaldo has now become an object of transfer..

Maritally wise;
Ronaldo is a hoe, a harlot. A woman with broken home jumping from one man to another coz of greed..

Messi is a faithful wife, honest, married as a virgin, long suffering and the best woman a man cud ever have..

You want to have a wife like;

Messi - click like
Ronaldo - click share


Be careful of what you click oo.. It will definitely happen ooo...

Modified: I can see some people clicking share, later you will come on nairaland posting that your wife is cheating on you.. You wunt know that you caused it for ur sef.. Is okay

Let the vote began


Messi fans, we are losing pls don't disappoint us