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Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:04pm On Jul 05, 2020
God Sees everything we do
Both hidden and unhidden

God Watches you as you have Sex
Yes.. He is Watching you
Just as you watch others have sex in porn

The only time Athiests and christians call on Gods name is during sex.

"Oh God, oh God I'm cumming
Or
Oh my God, it is so sweet"

We all call Gods name during Sex.
He watches everything we do.
So if God can watch us have sex
Then I can watch others have sex (porn)

Watching Porn is not a SIN
God Watches millions of people having sex everyday. So it's not a Sin

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Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by SultanOfAbia: 1:11pm On Jul 05, 2020
As dumb as you sound. I can't help but say you're kinda right.
God sees everything,so God cannot sin.
It's impossible for God to Sin.

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Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by LukasPodolski: 1:13pm On Jul 05, 2020
Nawa oo.

Nothing hushpuppi no go see for FBI cell.

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Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by illicit(m): 1:14pm On Jul 05, 2020
OMG!!!
Am cumingggggg!!!

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Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:19pm On Jul 05, 2020
illicit:
OMG!!!

Am cumingggggg!!!
Even hardcore atheist will be screaming
Oh My God while cumming grin

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Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by TerryMcGinis(m): 1:20pm On Jul 05, 2020
ChizzyBuna:
God Sees everything we do
Both hidden and unhidden

God Watches you as you have Sex
Yes.. He is Watching you
Just as you watch others have sex in porn

The only time Athiests and christians call on Gods name is during sex.

"Oh God, oh God I'm cumming
Or
Oh my God, it is so sweet"

We all call Gods name during Sex.
He watches everything we do.
So if God can watch us have sex
Then I can watch others have sex (porn)

Watching Porn is not a SIN
God Watches millions of people having sex everyday. So it's not a Sin
what a brilliant fool. Bastard son of a million father
Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by Nobody: 1:24pm On Jul 05, 2020
I sincerely didn't bother reading your useless write up

I just came here to warn you to mind the way u joke with God's name for the safety of your life

Don't be an idiot
Don't push God to pour out his wrath on you


I beg you for your own safety

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Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:30pm On Jul 05, 2020
Ebus12:
I sincerely didn't bother reading your useless write up

I just came here to warn you to mind the way u joke with God's name for the safety of your life

Don't be an idiot
Don't push God to pour out his wrath on you


I beg you for your own safety
God is a Merciful God.
If Fake Pastors can use Gods name to Lie
For Years and make money
And they are still alive. That proofs God is a Merciful God

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Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by illicit(m): 1:54pm On Jul 05, 2020
Beware.
Jesus is cumming soon
grin

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Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:59pm On Jul 05, 2020
illicit:
Beware.

Jesus is cumming soon

grin

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Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by TheSourcerer: 3:49pm On Jul 05, 2020
ChizzyBuna:

Even hardcore atheist will be screaming
Oh My God while cumming grin
God, Jesus , sh.it ,fvck

All swear words to an Atheist
Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by TheSourcerer: 3:50pm On Jul 05, 2020
illicit:
Beware.

Jesus is cumming soon

grin
Oh Cum into my life
Cum in today
Cum in and stay
Cum into me oh Lord Jesus




Sing with me sombody TOUCHED by jesus
Anybody Jesus has put finger in sorry on ,or in whatever as long as Jesus has touched you

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Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by bestabigaelever(f): 4:18pm On Jul 05, 2020
TheSourcerer:

Oh Cum into my life
Cum in today
Cum in and stay
Cum into me oh Lord Jesus




Sing with me sombody TOUCHED by jesus
Anybody Jesus has put finger in?
Hahaha
Put finger where, ain't you suppose to raise your hands up when you sing

Guy, you bad

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Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by playapayaski: 4:24pm On Jul 05, 2020
Of course he watches us that's for those who believe in his existence..
Damn he must know all the styles now, can imagine how many million sex styles there is he sees.. Little wonder with all the atrocities and evil doings, the world refuse to end.. Some things are sweet n funny to watch, to learn from his ever innovative creation especially on the aforementioned topic..

He sees All things, I REPEAT ALL THINGS..
SMH.
Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by TheSourcerer: 4:30pm On Jul 05, 2020
bestabigaelever:

Hahaha
Put finger where, ain't you suppose to raise your hands up when you sing

Guy, you bad
no i'm not raising my hands oh , I don't want to be touched , God touches in mysterious ways , just look at Mary , she was a VIRGIN before she was touched , a virgin ! See what happened? No I'm fine no way .
Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by Liposure: 4:52pm On Jul 05, 2020
God must be jobless for him 2 be watching mummy and daddy. When he knows already

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Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by ChizzyBuna(m): 7:51pm On Jul 05, 2020
Athiests don full this thread grin grin
Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by Graysons: 7:55pm On Jul 05, 2020
grin
Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by TheSourcerer: 10:47pm On Jul 05, 2020
Liposure:
God must be jobless for him 2 be watching mummy and daddy. When he knows already
he knows but he like front row 3D veiw too
Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by hahn(m): 10:50pm On Jul 05, 2020
ChizzyBuna:
God Sees everything we do
Both hidden and unhidden

God Watches you as you have Sex
Yes.. He is Watching you
Just as you watch others have sex in porn

The only time Athiests and christians call on Gods name is during sex.

"Oh God, oh God I'm cumming
Or
Oh my God, it is so sweet"

We all call Gods name during Sex.
He watches everything we do.
So if God can watch us have sex
Then I can watch others have sex (porn)

Watching Porn is not a SIN
God Watches millions of people having sex everyday. So it's not a Sin

Yes god watched and also masturb8s to millions of people banging every minute because it has an endless supply of cum grin
Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by bestabigaelever(f): 7:28am On Jul 06, 2020
TheSourcerer:
no i'm not raising my hands oh , I don't want to be touched , God touches in mysterious ways , just look at Mary , she was a VIRGIN before she was touched , a virgin ! See what happened? No I'm fine no way .
Lol grin
Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by MiddleDimension: 8:24am On Jul 06, 2020
Ebus12:
I sincerely didn't bother reading your useless write up

I just came here to warn you to mind the way u joke with God's name for the safety of your life

Don't be an idiot
Don't push God to pour out his wrath on you


I beg you for your own safety
you are the god that have already poured your wrath on him
Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by MiddleDimension: 8:27am On Jul 06, 2020
ChizzyBuna:

God is a Merciful God.
If Fake Pastors can use Gods name to Lie
For Years and make money
And they are still alive. That proofs God is a Merciful God

the funny thing is that he will not get this emotional when these pastors do what you say they do. i wonder why when sex is mentioned, people get all emotional.
of course i know there are people out there who misbehave with sex but that doesn't mean what yhe guy said is wrong.
Re: Does God Watch Us When We Have Sex? by MiddleDimension: 8:39am On Jul 06, 2020
SultanOfAbia:
As dumb as you sound. I can't help but say you're kinda right.
God sees everything,so God cannot sin.
It's impossible for God to Sin.

they said you are made in his image and HIS LIKENESS. they said you are LIKE HIM in his manners and mannerisms, his way of thinking ad outlook on things. it is said that you are not different from your god.
if it is not sin to him, it should not be sin to you.

but of course, the reason we are so protective about the issues of sex is just simple. it is for reasons other than because it hurts your god.

for your god, sex or no sex is not an issue for him. it should also not be an issue for you too, if you were like him. it is because you are not like him, that sex irritates you. it is because you you see it as a sin, is why you abuse it.

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