Two thieves break into a bank in the middle
of the night and open a safe. There is only
some yogurt, but no money. They taste the
yogurt. It's tainted.
The men open the next safe. There is some
yogurt too, it tastes much better but again -
no money.
The thieves take on another safe. And there's
yogurt again.
"John, why don't you go outside and look if it
is indeed a bank!" says one to the other, and
sits down to eat the yogurt which tastes
really fresh and nutritious this time.
A couple of minutes later in comes John.
"It is definitely a bank!"
"What exactly did the sign say?"
"The Sperm Bank of Ohio!""

awesome!

X Rated Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty fuc!<ed a fat
wh0re,
Humpty Dumpty fuc!<ed her
some more,
All the kings horses and all the
kings men,
Bent the b1tch over and fuc!<ed
her again.

Naughty Nursery Rhymes
Part Two is here

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
, But she didn't wear that one often


Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
'twas Little Boy Blue with a horn.

Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pieman
"What have u got there?"
Said the pieman unto Simon
Pies you dickhead.


Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon


Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cos he was gay.


Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.


Little boy blew.
Hey. He needed the money.

The Etiquette Lesson,


During a good manners and etiquette class
being held for young children, the teacher
says to her students:

"If you were courting a well educated young
girl from a prominent family and during a
dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet,
what would you say to her?"

Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a
piss."

The teacher says: "That would be very rude
and improper on your part."

Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the
toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says: "That's much better but to
mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is
unpleasant."

And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please
excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake
hands with a personal friend, whom I hope to
be able to introduce to you after dinner."

Locker Room Cell Phone Conversation Joke


MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK
if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I
saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all
the options."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the
locker room are looking at him in
astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know
who this phone belongs to?"

lol very funny stuffs, keep em coming tope_teadr

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