And your wife is somewhere now laughing as she's reading all this comments���

MrFly:
how did this make front page

. I WONDER. Ask them o.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Ogbeni use a flying cockroaches if possible
Girls fear cockroach die especially the flying one

I beg you in whatever you hold dear, DO NOT try this with me!

hmmmmn, abeg I pass. I no like expensive jokes biko. nothing about all these is even funny to me. I guess am too old for this. I feel u may get a cardiac arrest if she keeps pulling such stunts. anyway my opinion sha, u can call it fun. I pass

APOPTOSIS:

I knew my Wife is capable of such.
The Last time she brought a HALLOWEEN WIG home without my notice.
Could you imagine that she waited for us to sleep then she wore it around midnight to join me in bed.
While cuddling and facing her in sleep, I suddenly woke up in the morning only to realize an Ugly looking creature wrapped in my Arms.
I almost convulsed.

Honestly Speaking, I nearly attacked her not knowing that my wife wore the ugly creature.
I have started planning her as well.

I loving the pranks your wife is playing

APOPTOSIS:
Can You Imagine What My WIFE Did To Me. What An Expensive Joke!. SNAKE In My WC!

[i]SEE WHAT MY WIFE DID 2ME...

Shockingly, this happens to be my First Topic as I have never had this kind of close surprise/shock in a Long while.

Can you Imagine! I woke up early hours of JULY 9th to use the lavatory, only for me to develop goose pimples and palpitations. A ROCK python Right inside the WC...

The annoying thing was that, I still had blurred vision since it was 6am, so it was difficult for me to delineate it. I was already prepared for RACE when my Wife started laughing.

I was like what..?. But she kept laughing.
The only word she uttered was " A Bigger Rock Python awaits me on my Birthday.

Could you believe, She put this Snake in our Water Cistern when she knew I will be using the lavatory in the Morning..

I may not near my apartment on my Birthday, because my Wife can be so dramatic. Highly unpredictable.

Ohhh! God, what a Woman..!
Now, I understand the reason my mother in Law charged me to have all the emergency alert numbers handy.

Make I no lie, I go divorce my wife and tell the police to give her restraining order of 50,000 feet from me. I no dey use snake play, I hate that animal with a passion.

That animal na serious ojoro, just one bite and it is all over. I can even survive one bite of a lion but a snake will just give you one bite and it is game over. Which kain ojoro be that?

So I make sure I avoid anybody who loves and handles snakes. I stay 100,000 feet away from such people.

Na so she go carry cobra and black mamba take play nonsense play. I beg I cannot share a house with such a woman that plays rough play with snakes?

I was even thinking you will end the story by saying it was a joke she was playing on you with no snakes o.

So she has had the snake in the house all through the night? She had death in her possession all through the night. She had danger to your life in her possession all through the night.

I will stay very far from that woman for the rest of my life. Marriage is over immediately.

Which kain rough play be that?

Sorry o, is that a live snake?

hope you won't advise to marry for Love in your Next world. weaklings

ModestGal:
Wow, your wife is very playful. I like that, what a lovely wife.

Though no one dares play with me with that animal, I hate it very much and I even hate people calling its name around me, thats why I do not like lalasticla.la posts,it must contain **the animal (sorry, I can't type the name out,I'm that scary of it)
Even this post, I had to close my eyes to make sure I read only the words and not see the picture attached. Who else do that?

So people fear snakes as much as my sister like this ?

I can stand their site in pictures and videos (but will jump and fly if something touches me while seeing them in videos).

If I see them in real life, I first run faster than flash and Superman to safety before I think of killing them.

Useless animals.

jidxin:
exactly it will o

Yeah.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright



Ogbeni use a flying cockroaches if possible
Girls fear cockroach die especially the flying one

I'm sure a woman that can handle snakes will eat cockroaches for breakfast.

Oldoinyolengai:
Thank you Comrade, you've added another book in my library.

. OH! Never read that book before? Go seek for it and thank me later. U are most welcome.

[quote author=EmmaNuella77 post=91588254][/quote]it's actually water closet. Cistern is just that bucket where the handle is fixed

See mad couple o

APOPTOSIS:

.
I just have to plan her too.
But I really need something weird..
Octopus preferably..!!
Or what do you suggest..?

The two both of of you no normal.

Oga stay tuned... It's king cobra she will put next (dat will bite ur balls), u neva jam... Fear a woman that doesn't fear snake

I'm snake-phobic, snake-xenophobic,snake-hatephobic... I. Hate and fear that animal at the same time, i can only kill the one that's like 15cm and not so thick... Lord knows if it's more than that at length or/and girthy my head will literally swell up and skin crawl as I will run till my legs touches my brains.

APOPTOSIS:
Can You Imagine What My WIFE Did To Me. What An Expensive Joke!. SNAKE In My WC!

[i]SEE WHAT MY WIFE DID 2ME...

Shockingly, this happens to be my First Topic as I have never had this kind of close surprise/shock in a Long while.

Can you Imagine! I woke up early hours of JULY 9th to use the lavatory, only for me to develop goose pimples and palpitations. A ROCK python Right inside the WC...

The annoying thing was that, I still had blurred vision since it was 6am, so it was difficult for me to delineate it. I was already prepared for RACE when my Wife started laughing.

I was like what..?. But she kept laughing.
The only word she uttered was " A Bigger Rock Python awaits me on my Birthday.

Could you believe, She put this Snake in our Water Cistern when she knew I will be using the lavatory in the Morning..

I may not near my apartment on my Birthday, because my Wife can be so dramatic. Highly unpredictable.

Ohhh! God, what a Woman..!
Now, I understand the reason my mother in Law charged me to have all the emergency alert numbers handy.

If anyone dare play me with snake....
Wait! Is it live snake?

Ginaz:


Well I think I have a plan*wink wink*

Why not wear a black gown, hide in a shadowy place without her knowledge and creep up on her ? That would give her a fright !

Someone that brought a live snake into the house, you think an Annabelle costume will scare her?

dave4rella:



This couple are not based in Nigeria
I can bet my left ball on this!

Its clear they are not

APOPTOSIS:
. I just have to plan her too. But I really need something weird.. Octopus preferably..!! Or what do you suggest..?

BUT UR WIFE IS READING UR POST HERE

APOPTOSIS:

Yes .
She's very hardworking and focused.
I can't imagine her doing that as well.
I clean the Apartment and get it fixed and habitable.
Sometimes I cook too before leaving the house.

DOES IT MEANS THAT UR WIFE WANTS U DEAD?

Oldoinyolengai:
Rather than the frightening sight of the snake, you should be more concerned of your wife's conversation with the snake.

A combination of woman and snake has caused man's downfall, something which is recorded since the beginning of history.

Damm!

Me: Define Savage

You: Read my comment

God bless me with this kind of wife ...,. I love playful nd hardworking ladies

APOPTOSIS:

Okkkk
Are they venomous...?
Or are you trying to talk about Jellyfish..?
Anyway thanks for that Advice.
I will get a Halloween Mask.... a very scary one.....
.... and do the needful.
I still inspect the WC closely before using it...
That Fear still lurks around

Yeah! You can read it up. Octopuses are venomous please. You can play some other prank but not octopuses please.

Obascoetubi:
BUT UR WIFE IS READING UR POST HERE

She's not on Nairaland.
Her base naaa Instagram.
I will surely secure a Halloween regalia.

Ginaz:


Well I think I have a plan*wink wink*

Why not wear a black gown, hide in a shadowy place without her knowledge and creep up on her ? That would give her a fright !

Or probably a heart attack !

Oldoinyolengai:
Rather than the frightening sight of the snake, you should be more concerned of your wife's conversation with the snake.

A combination of woman and snake has caused man's downfall, something which is recorded since the beginning of history.

I had to laugh to this

saxby:
I had to laugh to this

Ok, but are you sure you not suffering from schadenfreude?

Chijioke4535:
God bless me with this kind of wife ...,. I love playful nd hardworking ladies

She plays a lot.
IF not 4d Coronavirus she would have done more.
She likes fun...

Oldoinyolengai:
Ok, but are you sure you not suffering from schadenfreude?

nope, I just realized how we women are close to serpents

saxby:
nope, I just realized how we women are close to serpents

The first recorded woman's name was Eve in the Middle East.
But in semitic languages Eve meant a female serpent.
So yeah, both of you seem to be close to each other if not siblings.