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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by GboyegaD(m): 8:20pm On Jul 10, 2020

This is quite expensive though.

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by iTearHerToto: 8:20pm On Jul 10, 2020

Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by janedonez(m): 8:20pm On Jul 10, 2020

Speechless. Strange happenings

Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Jahwinaboy(m): 8:21pm On Jul 10, 2020

Run o...

Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Sultty(m): 8:21pm On Jul 10, 2020

What?!! That day she must leave my house. What demented human will make a joke with a snake

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by FOODICTEDmeals(f): 8:22pm On Jul 10, 2020

Expensive joke right there

@Foodicted meals n more .. holla up and lets take the cooking stress off u... check signature pls. wink

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by TheSourcerer: 8:23pm On Jul 10, 2020

APOPTOSIS:

I knew my Wife is capable of such.
The Last time she brought a HALLOWEEN WIG home without my notice.
Could you imagine that she waited for us to sleep then she wore it around midnight to join me in bed.
While cuddling and facing her in sleep, I suddenly woke up in the morning only to realize an Ugly looking creature wrapped in my Arms.
I almost convulsed.

Honestly Speaking, I nearly attacked her not knowing that my wife wore the ugly creature.
I have started planning her as well.

Now people like you make humans want to marry still

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Nobody: 8:23pm On Jul 10, 2020

Put a big spider (non-venomous type) in her handbag, sit back and watch the Lord fight your battles for you.

APOPTOSIS:

.
I just have to plan her too.
But I really need something weird..
Octopus preferably..!!
Or what do you suggest..?

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by bukkysam(f): 8:23pm On Jul 10, 2020

Aye o

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by BigTableShaker(f): 8:24pm On Jul 10, 2020

APOPTOSIS:
U dey Laugh.... No Worry naaa You needed to have seen me that very moment. I was fixated to the earth because I was almost close and never expected it. This one is beyond rhetorics or play....

I feel you bro. This is just too much. I'm a very rigid person, I don't joke with my spouse or anybody. I'm straight and down to earth always.

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Uyi168: 8:24pm On Jul 10, 2020

Mtechew..
This small snake.. angry

BTW, is this how u people play your love

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Goodvibes007: 8:25pm On Jul 10, 2020

Do you live in the bush Ni?

Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Goodvibes007: 8:25pm On Jul 10, 2020

FOODICTEDmeals:
Expensive joke right there

@Foodicted meals n more .. holla up and lets take the cooking stress off u... check signature pls.

This one is rock Amala and ponmo grin

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Nobody: 8:26pm On Jul 10, 2020

Place a wall gecko on her pillow in retaliation. undecided

Funny couple. grin

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by swtdrms(m): 8:26pm On Jul 10, 2020

ModestGal:
Wow, your wife is very playful. I like that, what a lovely wife.

Though no one dares play with me with that animal, I hate it very much and I even hate people calling its name around me, thats why I do not like lalasticla.la posts,it must contain **the animal (sorry, I can't type the name out,I'm that scary of it)
Even this post, I had to close my eyes to make sure to make sure I read only the words and not see the picture attached

Haha...is that how scared you're when it comes to snakes and python? grin

You really need to develop some liver and boldness, don't worry I'll help you with that

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Sunisonflex39(m): 8:27pm On Jul 10, 2020

1111

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by KrazyDave16(m): 8:27pm On Jul 10, 2020

This is the kind of marriage life I'd love to have, filled with fun and an understanding spouse... I envy you OP

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by QVicky10(f): 8:28pm On Jul 10, 2020

OP as soon as I saw snake in your topic I just used my hand to cover the pic. I can't be looking at something like that by this time. For revenge hide her all the chargers for all electronics in your house. If your wife is the make-up type hide her make-up bag.

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Skmoda360(m): 8:28pm On Jul 10, 2020

APOPTOSIS:

I knew my Wife is capable of such.
The Last time she brought a HALLOWEEN WIG home without my notice.
Could you imagine that she waited for us to sleep then she wore it around midnight to join me in bed.
While cuddling and facing her in sleep, I suddenly woke up in the morning only to realize an Ugly looking creature wrapped in my Arms.
I almost convulsed.

Honestly Speaking, I nearly attacked her not knowing that my wife wore the ugly creature.
I have started planning her as well.

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Greensquard(m): 8:28pm On Jul 10, 2020

Mtcheww rubbish post of lies..just shows op is a troll looking for cheap attention,u and ur imaginary wife are both not well mentally at all..

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Fikayo106: 8:28pm On Jul 10, 2020

APOPTOSIS:

.
I just have to plan her too.
But I really need something weird..
Octopus preferably..!!
Or what do you suggest..?

About 5 - 10 cockroaches will do.

Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by talk2archy: 8:29pm On Jul 10, 2020

APOPTOSIS:

U dey Laugh....
No Worry naaa
You needed to have seen me that very moment.
I was fixated to the earth because I was almost close and never expected it.
This one is beyond rhetorics or play....

Oga na too much grammer de worry u

Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by oloriLFC(f): 8:30pm On Jul 10, 2020

You didn't sound like you have a problem. You sef like am. Enjoy madam's tricks jare

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Nobody: 8:31pm On Jul 10, 2020

op i fit sleep inside this your toilet o

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by dalass(f): 8:31pm On Jul 10, 2020

OP.... That kind joke I can't find funny oh. Like a real snake or na dummy

What if pesin get heart attack... Ha... grin

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by goldenboyofpsy(m): 8:32pm On Jul 10, 2020

She's a cute creature.....

Just make sure your own will be fun and memorable too

Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by ymstar(m): 8:32pm On Jul 10, 2020

APOPTOSIS:

I knew my Wife is capable of such.
The Last time she brought a HALLOWEEN WIG home without my notice.
Could you imagine that she waited for us to sleep then she wore it around midnight to join me in bed.
While cuddling and facing her in sleep, I suddenly woke up in the morning only to realize an Ugly looking creature wrapped in my Arms.
I almost convulsed.

Honestly Speaking, I nearly attacked her not knowing that my wife wore the ugly creature.
I have started planning her as well.

Ha ha, dis ur wife funny o
cheesy

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by xynerise: 8:32pm On Jul 10, 2020

EmmaNuella77:
The cistern is sparkling

If e dirty you think he will create a thread and add pictures? grin

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Ugaboy: 8:33pm On Jul 10, 2020

ModestGal:
Wow, your wife is very playful. I like that, what a lovely wife.

Though no one dares play with me with that animal, I hate it very much and I even hate people calling its name around me, thats why I do not like lalasticla.la posts,it must contain **the animal (sorry, I can't type the name out,I'm that scary of it)
Even this post, I had to close my eyes to make sure to make sure I read only the words and not see the picture attached

i will get u one as pet

Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by APOPTOSIS: 8:33pm On Jul 10, 2020

alexistaiwo:
Put a big spider (non-venomous type) in her handbag, sit back and watch the Lord fight your battles for you.

I will do that.
But OCTOPUS will be better.
Want to go for it....
Her birthday is in November.

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Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by amakadlite(f): 8:33pm On Jul 10, 2020

lalastcal need to confirm this snake that am saw

Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by dave4rella(m): 8:34pm On Jul 10, 2020

This couple are not based in Nigeria
I can bet my left ball on this!

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