When you are about to eat this night, check the meat well or better still use a good lens during the process. Nothing wrong just that snake cannot just disappear like that. In here it's their religion to ask 'u don arrange am'

If na some people, she go bring ten cowries, 1 goat, schnapps etc

Godsonjolly:
Good day everyone, pls guys my laptop crashed recently, the screen got white,even connected it to a TV so I can manage it like that to avoid stress but it's not helping as the laptop is tired of life,the ba3 is even bad, tried repairing but Its gonna cost a lot. Lost all my data's, files, project works, some files that aren't even mine. I'm a student who earns little by doing menial work. Now that there's lock down, it's hard coping. And I need a laptop to continue learning Web design and graphics design just to make ends meet. Pls, I've only been able to gather 20k just from my personal money, families would have helped but they passing through challenges far weighted than mine. Pls everyone, ntn is small. My only skill is playing the piano,I'm hard working but thing's are really down. Just help me pls, I'm soliciting for help.. God bless

find work if its factory work...do it. My system got broken too but I had to take it the hard way to repair it. So don't let anything stop your vision. I'm software developer( mobile flutter). Funny enough I was just building my android app when it got spoilt. So keep ur vision up. No matter what. Still stand. And by God's grace u shall fly higher in Jesus name. Amen

Sunisonflex39:
1111

Why did you choose to write this number

KrazyDave16:
This is the kind of marriage life I'd love to have, filled with fun and an understanding spouse... I envy you OP

You call live snake in a WC early morning fun?

You have a weird. Fun sense abeg

The snake may be on the bed to wake you up next... Yuck... I hate reptiles!

It's all fun and games till... Better tell her to stop the rough play before she gives you early hypertension.

Op, if you’re a believer, I will advise you to take your wife to anointed man of God for a deliverance ministration. This whole thing is not a laughing matter, something tells me that she’s possessed by a serpentine spirit.

She needs deliverance or else she might put you and your family in danger one of these days.


O pari

APOPTOSIS:
Can You Imagine What My WIFE Did To Me. What An Expensive Joke!. SNAKE In My WC!

[i]SEE WHAT MY WIFE DID 2ME...

Shockingly, this happens to be my First Topic as I have never had this kind of close surprise/shock in a Long while.

Can you Imagine! I woke up early hours of JULY 9th to use the lavatory, only for me to develop goose pimples and palpitations. A ROCK python Right inside the WC...

The annoying thing was that, I still had blurred vision since it was 6am, so it was difficult for me to delineate it. I was already prepared for RACE when my Wife started laughing.

I was like what..?. But she kept laughing.
The only word she uttered was " A Bigger Rock Python awaits me on my Birthday.

Could you believe, She put this Snake in our Water Cistern when she knew I will be using the lavatory in the Morning..

I may not near my apartment on my Birthday, because my Wife can be so dramatic. Highly unpredictable.

Ohhh! God, what a Woman..!
Now, I understand the reason my mother in Law charged me to have all the emergency alert numbers handy.

Greensquard:
Mtcheww rubbish post of lies..just shows op is a troll looking for cheap attention,u and ur imaginary wife are both not well mentally at all..

why are you angry bros God go make your own marriage sweet too.

APOPTOSIS:

.
I just have to plan her too.
But I really need something weird..
Octopus preferably..!!
Or what do you suggest..?

Last last, Una go run run leave the house

[quote author=Skmoda360 post=91585519][/quote].
Is that your wife?

I don't want to believe this story as true joor....what if the snake goes straight into your sewer pipe...

I don't want to believe a woman will be so dramatic to try something silly and dangerous as this.

Greensquard:
Mtcheww rubbish post of lies..just shows op is a troll looking for cheap attention,u and ur imaginary wife are both not well mentally at all..

.
Report to the disciplinary room immediately

The camera of this MI note 10 go well.
See 108 mp shots mehn.
Still clear upon compression from nairaland servers

FOODICTEDmeals:
Expensive joke right there



@Foodicted meals n more .. holla up and lets take the cooking stress off u... check signature pls.

this time of the night when I'm looking for what to eat. Whyyyyy!!!

DavidEsq:
. Small play, OP don cut chain

I hate snakes. I don't find it funny.

Forget the python. This your toilet fine ooo

OP you brought this upon yourself. The sad part is you may not even live long self.na waoo

Icon79:
Op, if you’re a believer, I will advise you to take your wife to anointed man of God for a deliverance ministration. This whole thing is not a laughing matter, something tells me that she’s possessed by a serpentine spirit.

She needs deliverance or else she might put you and your family in danger one of these days.
O pari

BROS, calm down.
It came as a shock 2me.
Here, PEOPLE bring PYTHONS home to wake their loved ones.
Nothing Spiritual about it.
She removed it herself and handed it over to an Animal care expert who doubles as a nearby neighbor.
Later confided in me that she colluded with him to do such.
I have never felt such a shock in a long time.

This is not a joke at all.

I love your wife

APOPTOSIS:
Can You Imagine What My WIFE Did To Me. What An Expensive Joke!. SNAKE In My WC!

[i]SEE WHAT MY WIFE DID 2ME...

Shockingly, this happens to be my First Topic as I have never had this kind of close surprise/shock in a Long while.

Can you Imagine! I woke up early hours of JULY 9th to use the lavatory, only for me to develop goose pimples and palpitations. A ROCK python Right inside the WC...

The annoying thing was that, I still had blurred vision since it was 6am, so it was difficult for me to delineate it. I was already prepared for RACE when my Wife started laughing.

I was like what..?. But she kept laughing.
The only word she uttered was " A Bigger Rock Python awaits me on my Birthday.

Could you believe, She put this Snake in our Water Cistern when she knew I will be using the lavatory in the Morning..

I may not near my apartment on my Birthday, because my Wife can be so dramatic. Highly unpredictable.

Ohhh! God, what a Woman..!
Now, I understand the reason my mother in Law charged me to have all the emergency alert numbers handy.

Your marriage must be full of funs, I love it.

OP, calm down, your wife no be ogbanje, she just like rough playl

You too surprise her back, tie a lion cub to wait for her in the kitchen and please don't tell anyone I gave you that advice

IduNaOba:
The camera of this MI note 10 go well.
See 108 mp shots mehn.
Still clear upon compression from nairaland servers

U are very correct.
I had to screenshot the already taken pictures, so that I could upload them. The ORIGINAL PICTURES run into 10mb and 15mbs.
It was a little bit difficult 4me to upload initially...

That's an expensive joke

Oga...u talk too much but that your cicrul abi na toilet ...that things wey d snake dey inside wey round....ehn! Oh! DAT one....it is sparkling clean! Na hypo u dey use wash am?

Nna you go turn their house into devil's warehouse cos I don't think the husband can win these near death pranks

Ginaz:


Well I think I have a plan*wink wink*

Why not wear a black gown, hide in a shadowy place without her knowledge and creep up on her ? That would give her a fright !

APOPTOSIS:

BROS, calm down.
It came as a shock 2me.
Here, PEOPLE bring PYTHONS home to wake their loved ones.
Nothing Spiritual about it.
She removed it herself and handed it over to an Animal care expert who doubles as a nearby neighbor.
Later confided in me that she colluded with him to do such.
I have never felt such a shock in a long time.

My mind dey tell me you be nwaamaikpe with so many monikers

Myself2:
OP, calm down, your wife no be ogbanje, she just like rough playl

You too surprise her back, tie a lion cub to wait for her in the kitchen and please don't tell anyone I gave you that advice

I must do mine and UPLOAD them here.
She has gotten away with a lot of such jokes .
I will secure an octopus, no doubt.

APOPTOSIS:
Can You Imagine What My WIFE Did To Me. What An Expensive Joke!. SNAKE In My WC!

[i]SEE WHAT MY WIFE DID 2ME...

Shockingly, this happens to be my First Topic as I have never had this kind of close surprise/shock in a Long while.

Can you Imagine! I woke up early hours of JULY 9th to use the lavatory, only for me to develop goose pimples and palpitations. A ROCK python Right inside the WC...

The annoying thing was that, I still had blurred vision since it was 6am, so it was difficult for me to delineate it. I was already prepared for RACE when my Wife started laughing.

I was like what..?. But she kept laughing.
The only word she uttered was " A Bigger Rock Python awaits me on my Birthday.

Could you believe, She put this Snake in our Water Cistern when she knew I will be using the lavatory in the Morning..

I may not near my apartment on my Birthday, because my Wife can be so dramatic. Highly unpredictable.

Ohhh! God, what a Woman..!
Now, I understand the reason my mother in Law charged me to have all the emergency alert numbers handy.

Your toilet paper don finish ó...... Nah water u go use wash yansh.........

APOPTOSIS:

.
I just have to plan her too.
But I really need something weird..
Octopus preferably..!!
Or what do you suggest..?

Troll

dalass:


You call live snake in a WC early morning fun?

You have a weird. Fun sense abeg

The snake may be on the bed to wake you up next... Yuck... I hate reptiles!

Yeah it's weird but between having an abusive marriage and this kinda marriage, I'd go with this one