bashy_demy:

Hey Tanimz you are too small to challengge me invite anyone you like to join you night

We know say you be old papa, but e no come mean say you just dey open ya mouth anyhow to call me small. No test me. Na your first warning be this.

Test you for what? if we are talking about tibi you no go 2 for my hand i swear

tanimz:

^^ Kai, Snthesis. I hope say you go buy me better thing for Valentine o.

no wahala, wetin be ur chest and nyansh size

^^ I already have enough of that.

bashy_demy:

Test you for what? if we are talking about tibi you no go 2 for my hand i swear

You know the test I'm talking about.

What are three problems about being an egg?
You only get laid once,
the only woman to sit on your face is your mother,
and it takes four minutes to get hard.

lol nice one, me likey


kip em coming

tanimz:



You know the test I'm talking about.

i dont know oo how am i gonna know when am not witch

u be winch na, see ur carnivorous teeth!

bashy_demy:

i dont know oo how am i gonna know when am not witch

You're not a witch, but a wizard.

LOL it take one to know one

bashy_demy:

LOL it take one to know one

, shud i run?

To where? They're everywhere! Ur bathroom, wardrobe, kitchen, bedroom, elevator, ur threshold, at the bar, office, church, market, *stops to inhale* ur trousers, shirt, pocket trust me. But i know i safe place. (winks)

^^ and where is that?

@lysaa
dats spooky u know? . . . .u must be very mischievous

Lysaa oyah spread eagle open wide make I enta d place

^^ LOL if Lysaa catch you

no mind am, if he enter der, he know know say him fit lost inside, that place is not meant for small children

LOL yes you right cos you talking from experience

u trust now

Tanimz weds Snthesis:
It is a great honour to invite you to our engagement/dinner on the 31st of Feb at Assa phyramid and suites, kaduna state. 6pm. no excuses; please be there on time

^^LOL are you planing your wedding agaist net century? maybe that when Feb will get to 31st

Na wa o, I never see this kind thing b4

What happened Dafemo?

The buzz btw synthensis and tanimz, na big wa, lol

Abi now they are the latest couples in town

snthesis:

Lysaa oyah spread eagle open wide make I enta d place

Nelson**:

@lysaa
dats spooky u know? . . . .u must be very mischievous

bashy_demy:

^^ and where is that?

y'all should check my location nawww, check am nawww. . the safest, confirmed

Lyssa fear dey catch you

^^ i guess

Why d lame yarns?

na wa!

^^^lysaa dey fear fear

Tanimz  was asked to translate this to English:"Awon tokopa ninu ere naa ni Bukky Wright. Fathia Balogun, Ope Aiyeola ati beebee lo" she responded:" Those killed by pe.nis in the movie are Bukky Wright,Fathia Balogun,Ope Aiyeola and others.

^^ come snthesis dem send you to Tanimz?

oshi is stil carryin on , ife to nautica