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EDO 2020: THE RIGGING PLANS OF THE APC (PART 2)

Our introductory shot on this series itemised the various options being contemplated by the APC to rig the Edo 2020 election. Let's proceed with the details:

The Imo/Uzondima Results Writing Template (RWT)
Below is the outline of this template:

1. Procure, from INEC, sufficient copies of Form EC8A (that's the sensitive INEC document in which the polling units results are entered)
2. Monitor all the polling units which were problematic and elections were cancelled. You can even create problems if there are non.
3. Forge results of those problematic polling units and enter the concocted figures into the procured forms EC8A.
4. Remove the original copy and the first pink copy from the bunch. Keep other pink copies met for party agents for possible tribunal fireworks in case the original ones are rejected at the wards collation centers. Remember that absence of parties' agents signatures in the form EC8A does not invalidate the result.
5. Head towards the wards collation centers for submission of the original and the first pink copy.
6. When the wards collation officers refuse to accept the forged results, rush to the election tribunal to claim unlawful exclusion of the results of polling units where you won.
7. Follow the legal fire works up to supreme court with the hope that Oshiomhole would deploy unfair means to corrupt the judicial system and make you a supreme court governor.

As I pen down these words, Supreme Court Gov Hope Uzondima, the beneficiary of such electoral heist in Imo state, is the deputy chairman of the APC Campaign Council for the Edo 2020 election. He is deputizing the dollar-loving Gandollar of Kano. Hope is bringing his experience to bear on the Edo election.

How Hope Uzondima Wrote Imo Results:
In carrying out his satanic results writing scheme in Imo state, Hope, in company of 10 youths, one INEC official and a top police officer, checked into the presidential suite of Oxygen Holiday Resorts located at Lady Annas Lane, Area H, New Owerri, Owerri. The INEC chap came with about 366 copies of form EC8A. Meanwhile, bad boys have been stationed at carefully selected polling units across the state to disrupt the elections. They succeeded in disrupting about 388 units, and each successful disruption was duly communicated to Hope and his men in the hotel. The 10 chaps would then enter some figures into the result sheets. While filling in these concocted figures into the forms EC8A, the desperation to win at all costs prompted them to throw caution to the winds and embraced impunity as an adopted child. Few details suffice. Imo state has 27 LGAs and 305 wards. At Eziama/Okpala ward, polling unit 8 (Umualum Square, Eziama), the total number of registered voters is 462 but Uzodinma scored himself 819 votes and scored PDP 7 votes. In Obudiaro ward in Natura LGA, Polling Unit 12, Central Assembly Square Amusa II, the total number of registered voters is 449. Hope allocated 780 votes to himself and PDP 4 votes. In Umuozu Ward in Isiala Mbano LGA, Umuchoko Town Hall Polling Unit 6, 367 persons were registered as voters. Hope Uzodinma scored himself the whole 367 with PDP scoring 4. Perhaps, some kind of magical voters from the outer space must have consoled the PDP with the 4 votes not found in the voters register! In Umunkwo Ward, also in Isiala Mbano LGA, in Community Primary School Umuopara Polling Unit 06, the total registered voters is 526, with Hope scoring the whole 526 and PDP scoring 2 votes. In all these units, Hope scored himself 98% and allocated some meagre figures to PDP. Interestingly, no single vote was allocated to the other 68 parties who participated in the election. They didn't give a damn about this anomaly because Oshiomhole was there to help with the needful when the need arises. And Oshiomhole did it at the supreme court!

How do they plan to replicate this in Edo election? Which units are they targeting? Where would be their results writing camp this time around? How can this evil plan by the APC be defeated by the good people of Edo state?
See you in the next edition...

BHR Media Team, firing live from the UK.

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