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6 Reasons Why U Should Never Marry As A Reaaalll Nigga. by Amaechi2023(m): 6:57pm On Jul 21, 2020
Warning: pleas gentlemen should devoid of this tread. It's purely centered or reaaalllll niggas.

Yea as a real Nigga you face many challenges and still conquer those challenge. A real Nigga is always respected by all calibre of human hence the need to be called a reaaalll Nigga. However as a real Nigga, we need to take our challenge to a new level.

Here are 6 reasons you shouldn't marry as a reaaalll Nigga.



1, High chance of becoming a billionaire: as a reaall and unmarried reaaalll Nigga, you get more peace of mind compared to married men.

As a reaaaallll Nigga, your never afraid to take reall business risk. A reall Nigga can take risk and become a billionaire without fear but a married man is always afraid of failing, a married man would consider his wife and children before taking a business risk hence reducing his chances of becoming a billionaire.



2, Create employment: I've always told people that reaaalll and unmarried niggas deserves to rule this country. As a real and unmarried Nigga, you create employment through purchase of fast food from restaurants as well as olosho whom are all hoping to make ends meet. Imagine how akara sellers would cope if no reaaalll niggas to purchase them??

Na married men/women wan purchase them??

3, High chance of making heaven: as a reaaalll Nigga, not getting married means high chance of making heaven.

In Islam, a married man that fornicates is supposed to be stoned to death now compare that to a non married Nigga who fornicates. The punishment is just 100 strokes of Cain. Even if e too much e still dey better.



4, Reduce population: as a reall Nigga, not getting married means not having too many children. Although you can have some baby mamas sha! But not more than 2.

As a reaaalll Nigga, you become an assets to the society by not having too many children hence becoming an assets to the world at large.



5, Role model to the youths: as a reaaalll Nigga, your bound to serve as a role model to the youths of the society. It's no news that bachelor's in every hood are much loved by the children in the society. They tend to show maturity and love to those children who are obviously lacking that spawn from their parents. Most importantly, they serve as financial side hustle to those children through buying of sweets for little kids and giving the younger boys little task to run for money.



6, Escape karma: As a reaaalll Nigga, you suppose don mess with people's daughter hence karma is doing push up to retaliate. As a reaaalll Nigga, getting married means high probability of having female child imagine what dey would do to your daughter considering the law of karma States that you get twice of what you offer.

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Re: 6 Reasons Why U Should Never Marry As A Reaaalll Nigga. by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:57pm On Jul 21, 2020
Op weed favour Slawomir but e no favour you walai undecided grin
I chew weed though undecided

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Re: 6 Reasons Why U Should Never Marry As A Reaaalll Nigga. by LordIsaac(m): 7:30pm On Jul 21, 2020
That heaven part... May be true o grin
Re: 6 Reasons Why U Should Never Marry As A Reaaalll Nigga. by Meedon: 9:04pm On Jul 21, 2020
100& accurate marriage na scam

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