Ishilove:

This could be you and pocohantas but you have refused to upgrade your keke

Lol. Be like you want someone like Zmpp to die. His keke is the least of our problem.

pocohantas:


Lol. Be like you want someone like Zmpp to die. His keke is the least of our problem.

So what is NOT the least of you two's problems?

MJBOLT:

That lady no be nairalander abeg na ugly girls full this forum

and fvcked up boiz too

pocohantas:


Lol. Be like you want someone like Zmpp to die. His keke is the least of our problem.

Na who be Zmpp?

The wife mek sense die!
The guy too fine no be small.

I dey imagine things already sha. Congrats. You guys are one of the very few lucky ones... Na menascum babes and womenahoes dudes remain for this Nairaworld o.

shalom4eva:
Around 2012 I got to know nairaland when I was job hunting, little did I know something big awaits me . Fast forward to 2017, I met this pretty damsel (rebirth 4goody, formerly rebirthforgoody).

We became friends and later into a love relationship. To God be the glory, today we are happily married. Thanks to nairaland even though I didn't get any job through this platform,but I gained a lot of experience and a beautiful woman as wife .

Guys please show us some love and wish us well

pocohantas:


I could be . Depends on who I am dealing with. As I am normal with you, I can’t be normal with venomous creatures like zmpp, jornwhite and romangalactic. Those ones MondayMotivation is to pull me down and ensure no man on NL finds me attractive... but then

I can't help but admire you sha but sincerely I wonder why anyone will be hating on a total stranger on the internet. Although some people's post can be annoying, it's not a reason to hate on them and pull them down. My opinion though before they come for my head

Ishilove:

Na who be Zmpp?

Zmpp na one guy wey take am upon imsef to tell the whole Nlders say I be lying ugly witch. For im mind e fit stop attraction.

Ishilove:

So what is NOT the least of you two's problems?

J111333 does not send me dollars.

Wow amazing social media dating it does work for some. Congratulations guys

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pocohantas:


Z mpp na one guy wey take am upon imsef to tell the whole Nlders say I be lying ugly witch. For im mind e fit stop attraction.

Always report trolls.

J111333 does not send me dollars.

My dear sister, that young man's stinginess is legendary. He is like that man in Chinua Achebe's Chika and the River who was so stingy that although he lived beside the Atlantic ocean, yet he always washed his hands with saliva.

sanemind5:
Wow congrats,l Haven't even met a girl here before

God will provide

Byke60:
Beautiful couple , congrats!!!
But na that white shoe I no understand

Hahahahahahaha
U r wicked.
See how u make me laff leave wetin I dey do.
I never noticed, ur comment took me back

congratulations

pocohantas:


I could be . Depends on who I am dealing with. As I am normal with you, I can’t be normal with venomous creatures like zmpp, jornwhite and romangalactic. Those ones MondayMotivation is to pull me down and ensure no man on NL finds me attractive... but then

I don't find it a coincidence you've bin on nairaland long b4 any of those monikers yet no man stayed beyond a visit so how is it my fault my dear its no ones fault every tom,dick & harry finds you attractive buh we know its doesnt go beyond that .. just keep enjoying d money you extort from them. i notice yu ddnt greet mayb yu shuld do that n bounce.

UniqueQueen12:
Clevybrown expecting yours by next year

Congratulations and happy married life with lots of good income, twins and triplets

Hopefully

Congratulations to the newly wedded couples

Wroxxane:


God will provide

Amen

Upon the advice we keep giving them in the romance session ...they won't hear.. marriage na scam

Ishilove:

Always report trolls.


My dear sister, that young man's stinginess is legendary. He is like that man in Chinua Achebe's Chika and the River who was so stingy that although he lived beside the Atlantic ocean, yet he always washed his hands with saliva.

Lol. Sis, I done stop to report them sef. They should go on with their campaign.

Chai!!! You didn’t tell me this before. Anyway, thank God I discovered early. Nothing spoil at all.

Torie8 come and see this.
I want to write something of this kind some years to come about us.

Later, you will be blaming when others attend naming
Answer DM, you are forming
No be so oooo

purplecoco:
Happy for you. God bless your union.

Meanwhile, I’m out here playing hide and seek in my dms.

jornwhite:




I don't find it a coincidence you've bin on nairaland long b4 any of those monikers yet no man stayed beyond a visit so how is it my fault my dear its no ones fault every tom,dick & harry finds you attractive buh we know its doesnt go beyond that .. just keep enjoying d money you extort from them. i notice yu ddnt greet mayb yu shuld do that n bounce.

Blablablaaaaaaaaaa

shalom4eva:
Around 2012 I got to know nairaland when I was job hunting, little did I know something big awaits me . Fast forward to 2017, I met this pretty damsel (rebirth 4goody, formerly rebirthforgoody).

We became friends and later into a love relationship. To God be the glory, today we are happily married. Thanks to nairaland even though I didn't get any job through this platform,but I gained a lot of experience and a beautiful woman as wife .

Guys please show us some love and wish us well

Congrats bro

The girl I met here is not good in bed, that's why I did not marry her.

The max she can do is three rounds

jawalis:
Torie8 come and see this.
I want to write something of this kind some years to come about us.

Don't worry I will be there.

pocohantas:


Chai!!! You didn’t tell me this before. Anyway, thank God I discovered early. Nothing spoil at all.

Us ladies we must lookout for one another so that we don't end up with men like J111333 who use tape rule to measure yam when leaving home in the morning, and do the same in the evening when they get home to ascertain if their wives messed with the yam.

Torie8:

Don't worry I will be there.

Chai. See wickedness. It’s not just about been there ok? You know exactly what am talking about

Congratulation

Congratulations.
The way I rush open the thread eh!! Chai
I was expecting to see
Ishilove weds J111333
Or
Pocohantas weds J111333
Lol....

iliyande:
Wow
If I were You, my first son name will be Seun Lalasticlala

Invite us for naming ceremony

One advise for you: please eat madam foods..... Eat it now that you are still young please....

which food are u talking about? young man, allow God to use you.

Congratulations to the newest couples...wish I had the chance to see one here...not all this millenniumlady ooo to whom it might concern

pocohantas:


I could be . Depends on who I am dealing with. As I am normal with you, I can’t be normal with venomous creatures like zmpp, jornwhite and romangalactic. Those ones MondayMotivation is to pull me down and ensure no man on NL finds me attractive... but then

We see u for who u are cos everything about u on nl is a lie. Even the one thing u would have used to redeem urself by doing giveaway, we found out it was not ur money but u were fronting for someone else who dont like attention.
So u see, anyone who doesn't see u yet exactly as u are only needs our help which we gladly provide pro bono

zmpp:


You can only deceive people who do not know you.

Cheers ee

Romangalactic:

We see u for who u are cos everything about u on nl is a lie. Even the one thing u would have used to redeem urself by doing giveaway, we found out it was not ur money but u were fronting for someone else who dont like attention.
So u see, anyone who doesn't see u yet exactly as u are only needs our help which we gladly provide pro bono

My dear, take your time to do this great work. In fact, the phone I am using to type sef- I am sure you and your cohorts know who bought it for me.

You know I am jobless, you know I don’t have a car, you know all the NLders that have fcked me. Hey Chineke. You know me so well that you can’t pick me out of a crowd. Please don’t stop o. The NL world must know I am a witch. Let me sit back and see what your rants can change.