Asking a question is looking down?   Seriously you need to get off of it. 

You should know BY NOW, I do not need to speak in riddles if I want to SAY SOMETHING. If I looked down the culture you WOULD HAVE BETTER evidence than that shit you quoted.

you guys still here debating about this

I am still trying to figure out WHY IS SHE TESTY about some gifts? I guess I have to be NIGERIAN TO UNDERSTAND HUH?

Mrs.Chima:

Asking a question is looking down?  Seriously you need to get off of it.  

You should know BY NOW, I do not need to speak in riddles if I want to SAY SOMETHING.  If I looked down the culture you WOULD HAVE BETTER evidence than that poo you quoted.  

You flatter yourself to think I would know what you can or can't do 'by now' . . .

I bet you think we are so daft that we can't detect a sarcastic comment!

Okay sorry for mis understanding you . . .  In the spirit of asking questions, when do you Americans celebrate your National sh1t day    

r231:

you guys still here debating about this

Don't mind this I-better-pass-my-neighbor akata woman!

Please tell her how our men marry us here . . . It can't be done online!        

r231:

you guys still here debating about this

Mr Chicken
We are still awaiting your presence on the footie pitch

Congrats by the way. Your wife looks stunning . . . you are one lucky dude

Ujujoan:

You flatter yourself to think I would know what you can or can't do 'by now' . . .

I bet you think we are so daft that we can't detect a sarcastic comment!

Okay sorry for mis understanding you . . .  In the spirit of asking questions, when do you Americans celebrate your National sh1t day    

Don't mind this I-better-pass-my-neighbor akata woman!

Please tell her how our men marry us here . . . It can't be done online!        

Aww.  You had an online wedding.  I would be testy too! Or you still waiting on that frog prince?

^^^ LOl

For someone complaining about 'gifts' . . . I bet you had an 'ukwu mango' wedding!

jay bee:

Mr Chicken
We are still awaiting your presence on the footie pitch

Congrats by the way. Your wife looks stunning . . . you are one lucky dude

thanx baba

hmmmm

me chicken. . . . . . . . for that i am coming this saturday

inbox me the post code on fb pls

OKKKKKKKKKK
Party over
No more e-fight sweet ladies  

Ujujoan:

^^^ LOl    

For someone complaining about 'gifts' . . . I bet you had an 'ukwu mango' wedding!      

You just mad because you didn't get a gift from that white woman your brother married.  It brought back painful memories.

r231:

thanx baba

hmmmm

me chicken. . . . . . . . for that i am coming this saturday

inbox me the post code on fb pls

Don't mind that woman jare . . . how are you my darling

Mrs.Chima:

You just mad because you didn't get a gift from that white woman your brother married.  It brought back painful memories.  

ROTFLMAO

I dey laugh!

My brother marry a white woman? Sacrilege!

jay bee:

OKKKKKKKKKK
Party over
No more e-fight sweet ladies  

You got a message.

Ujujoan:

Don't mind that woman jare . . . how are you my darling

i am fine o

all dis fight din't let you see my face since

anyways are you rdy for your exam

Mrs.Chima:

You just mad because you didn't get a gift from that white woman your brother married.  It brought back painful memories.  

Meanwhile I remember the white 'arranged' marriage my cousin got himself into . . .  Just for papers oh!

The f00lish oyinbo woman no know say na second wife she be . . . .  If you see the way she was buying all sorts of gifts for the guy's relatives and friends! Lol

I dey laugh!      

r231:

i am fine o

all dis fight din't let you see my face since

anyways are you rdy for your exam

Dont' mind me darling . . . you know how much I like trouble!

I'm not ready oh . . . MIS has refused to enter my head . . I don tire jare!

jay bee:

OKKKKKKKKKK
Party over
No more e-fight sweet ladies  

I'm not e-fighting JB . . . someone's got to put that lady in her place! She too do . . .

Ujujoan:

Dont' mind me darling . . . you know how much I like trouble!

I'm not ready oh . . . MIS has refused to enter my head . . I don tire jare!

you better be

oya go back to the drawing board now and srt hitting your head on the books lol

Ujujoan:

Meanwhile I remember the white 'arranged' marriage my cousin got himself into . . .  Just for papers oh!

The f00lish oyinbo woman no know say na second wife she be . . . .  If you see the way she was buying all sorts of gifts for the guy's relatives and friends! Lol

I dey laugh!      

It wasn't that big arse white woman that 190 posted a few days ago? He created a thread titled "Nigerians and Green Card" and Jaybee deleted it. He posted several pictures of barnyard dinner party and the guy looked as if he been shoveling sand all day. The white girl that he married to was a hot mess.

Don't tell me that was her!! She had on some curtains as a dress.

Ujujoan:

I'm not e-fighting JB . . . someone's got to put that lady in her place! She too do . . .

How is that working for you so far? Good workout huh? Keep trying.

@ r231

books ke? I'm in the love mood jor . . Am off to go and get a list for my man. Lol

take care dear.

@poster
it depends on the bride family,this is a break down
for the ibibios=
5tubers of yam=N5000
3crate of mineral=aprox N3000
one 3=in=1 whiskey=N9000
3Bottles of wine=approxn N6000

N20,000 for the father
N15000 FOR THE MOTHER
(THIS IS WHAT MY PEOPLE CALL ''KNOCKING UR FATHER INLAW DOOR)



INTRODUCTION
1 he goat wit big balls=N18000
13=IN=1 whisky=9000
1crate of malt=N2000
1 crate of star beer(if u r not buoyant u can get a cheap beer e'g33 lager beer )approxN4000
5crate of soft drink=N5000
I wrapper for the grandmother( dead or alive)N2000
5 tubers of yam=N5000

THE LIST IS ENDLESS,
DO THE ARITHMETIC YOURSELF

We are spending close to $3000/ N450k on my friends,

N450,000 for introduction?? Ahn ahn, make una chill nao.

thanks to all , i do appreciate you all.

pls mrs chima and ujujoan, it'd have bn better if you two had used the space and time spent at each other's jugular on answering/advising me on the subject matter.

I belive you two can still shed more light on my question. thanks as you both shield ur swords.

still waiting

You are approximately two week late.  We have been hashed it and moved on. I have already given you several suggestions.  If you can't read just say so.