Shanklee:
This is one of the reasons why I won't marry
I'm I the only one in this??

What don't you like about them?

Is it the big bellies or the spitting or the mood swings or the stretch marks?

Simple... Just don't impregnate any woman. Matter of fact, get yourself sterilized!!!

ur father should have stayed off sex or had phobia for pregnant women, u no well...how can u have phobia when a life is being created? just tell us say u be gay...yeye fowl

MrBrownJay1:


are you saying that only through marriage can someone get pregnant or what?! if you have phobia of pregnant women then i suggest you completely STAY OF SEX instead... whether married or not!

Lol

Are you female or male?

Shanklee:
This is one of the reasons why I won't marry
I'm I the only one in this??

Whether you are afraid or not

When you marry, two of you will decide whether to adopt or to get a surrogate mother

Just be ready to look after the child and don't say you have phobia for infants

Me no dey fear anything. Afterall, Na me put am there

PataAlhaja:
You are definitely not alone.

I learnt heavily pregnant women find it hard to tamba (wash their Nyansh) after defecating because their hand no dey fit reach their anus well well. Besides, I find pregnant women and nursing, lactating mothers very nauseating. Their toto go don scatter badly. Their breasts sef go dey leak water water. E go be like say make I vomit.

By the way, I'm an antinatalist. I'm against giving birth, child-bearing and the vicissitudes that subsequently come with it. The world is over-populated enough. Let's stop giving birth. If you want a kid, you can surely adopt legally.

u shall adopt indeed.

Orishirishi

Wetin we no go see for nairaland

Okorosam:
Nothing wey beret no go see for Mercy Chinwo head.

Seriously

Ogbonnaa:
I have helped many women give birth on so many occasions, it's not a big deal. My sister owns a hospital, so i help her deliver babies for pregnant women.

A 19 years old girl and her mother visited my sister's hospital to deliver baby, when it gets to her turn, she refused to remove her clothes, the student nurses on duty ask her why she refused to off her clothes, she said that guy should leave, she was referring to me, the student nurses laughed at her, they told her I'm the one the will help her deliver the baby.

I got angry and ask the mother to take her daughter out off the hospital with immediate effect, but the mother and student nurses on duty pleaded on her behalf. The girl never new I don't tolerate nonsense, but finally I helped her give birth.

Women don't do guy for my side, wetin you wan use do guy for me, something I always insert my hand inside and bring out babies. I have seen it all, both old, young, wide and tight V, I always insert my precious hand inside.

No big deal about women

you're trying to reveal your occupation to strangers, please stop

Queenlovely:
it's true

1987 when few people had internet or Google.

the doctor said I should allow my husband to Bleep me, although I was 7 months pregnant, he said it would open the way.

my husband was scared of doing it, he doesn't want to hurt our unborn baby. you need to see the fear in his eyes.

one day I made him Bleep me, i just spread my legs like V and invited him in.

it was glorious, first pregnancy wahala

Ruthe:
you're trying to reveal your occupation to strangers, please stop

hmmmmmmm....he has seen it all

PataAlhaja:
You are definitely not alone.

I learnt heavily pregnant women find it hard to tamba (wash their Nyansh) after defecating because their hand no dey fit reach their anus well well. Besides, I find pregnant women and nursing, lactating mothers very nauseating. Their toto go don scatter badly. Their breasts sef go dey leak water water. E go be like say make I vomit.

By the way, I'm an antinatalist. I'm against giving birth, child-bearing and the vicissitudes that subsequently come with it. The world is over-populated enough. Let's stop giving birth. If you want a kid, you can surely adopt legally.

the child you want to adopt went through same process

But e sweet you say you come out to this world,you want bring another person come.

if your parents think the same you think, somebody like you would have not exist

I have phobia for new born babies. But I know God has taken over that phobia .

just say that you are running away from pregnant women wahala during pregnancy.

just turn to father then and stop having sex.

MrBrownJay1:


are you saying that only through marriage can someone get pregnant or what?! if you have phobia of pregnant women then i suggest you completely STAY OF SEX instead... whether married or not!

You know he is trolling

I also have phobia for them but I like kids. so I will get married

Shanklee:
This is one of the reasons why I won't marry
I'm I the only one in this??

You can pay someone to give birth for you.
Surrogacy

Hmmmmm, it's rare o and and not a good thing, if you don't marry, the urge will always be there.

Shanklee:
This is one of the reasons why I won't marry
I'm I the only one in this??

You can do surrogate if you are super rich and if your husband is not hell-bent on you caring the baby.....

My wife s always extremely beautiful during pregnancy, honestly I always love her beauty when she's pregnant.

You’ll ignorant fuckas are talking as if he purposely chose to have this phobia. It’s all about human psychology, same reason I have a phobia for heights while many others are fascinated by it. Just as there are people who become obsessed and irrationally fascinated by a woman’s pregnant belly, so much that it becomes a fetish, so of course it is also possible for the opposite to happen, a phobia of pregnant bellies.. Op you are perfectly normal and many other people have this phobia, but it shouldn’t discourage you from getting married if you really want to, your partner could also not be interested in getting pregnant herself or you can have an agreement to be absent of her company during the days of pregnancy (although many women wouldn’t agree to that). There is also the option of adoption. Marriage btw shouldn’t be all about having children like the Africans make it to be, we already have thousands or even millions of kids littered arround the streets.

patani:
Is this the old Mr BrownJay we once knew on this forum? if yes, welcome back and what made you go on self exile?

yes it is the same old me (my 1st profile was deleted then used MrBrownj etc for a while)... just have to stay away from NL once in while.

PataAlhaja:
You are definitely not alone.

I learnt heavily pregnant women find it hard to tamba (wash their Nyansh) after defecating because their hand no dey fit reach their anus well well. Besides, I find pregnant women and nursing, lactating mothers very nauseating. Their toto go don scatter badly. Their breasts sef go dey leak water water. E go be like say make I vomit.

By the way, I'm an antinatalist. I'm against giving birth, child-bearing and the vicissitudes that subsequently come with it. The world is over-populated enough. Let's stop giving birth. If you want a kid, you can surely adopt legally.

Black minds are too dumb to understand enlightened worldviews like yours. For most blacks and the disappointing certificate carrying ones that take what pastors say as fact they think everybody will marry, everyone will have children, everyone will live long, and all the other dumb assumptions sold by nollywood.

MrBrownJay1:


yes it is the same old me (my 1st profile was deleted then used MrBrownj etc for a while... just have to stay away from NL once in while.

welcome back

patani:
welcome back

been back for a while but thanks nevertheless...

PataAlhaja:
You are definitely not alone.

I learnt heavily pregnant women find it hard to tamba (wash their Nyansh) after defecating because their hand no dey fit reach their anus well well. Besides, I find pregnant women and nursing, lactating mothers very nauseating. Their toto go don scatter badly. Their breasts sef go dey leak water water. E go be like say make I vomit.

By the way, I'm an antinatalist. I'm against giving birth, child-bearing and the vicissitudes that subsequently come with it. The world is over-populated enough. Let's stop giving birth. If you want a kid, you can surely adopt legally.

I can't believe I have to share the internet with daft people like this

Pregnancy is a big work. Pregnant women� are the strongest � people

Shanklee:

Omo me I dey always feel like how are they comfortable with the swollen stomach?

they are not