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Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by goldensoul55: 3:19pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
I witnessed a man a lady have sex right in my presence and they never cared whether I was asleep or not. This happenned many years ago after I finished writing my WAEC Exams , I went to visit my elder sister who just put to bed. There was this man who happens to be a regular visitor ,he had no job and was squatting with his brothers. One day he came to visit as usual but I told him no one was at home as my sister and her husband took the baby to the clinic for vacine. This man refused to go ,he asked me to open the door that my sister's husband asked him to wait that he has some important documents to give to him. While he was waiting I aid behind the sofa then I heard him calling his girlfriend , moments later she came and I laid on the floor behind the sofa and eventually fell asleep . I don't know how long I slept but I was awakened by the sound of kissing and moaning , i peeped unde the sofa , behold their legs were missing I looked towards the edge of the sofa ,and there it was -i found four legs . I was so pissed , how could he do this in someone's house , I waited for it to be over so I can stand up, so I kept checking under the sofa for their feet. Unfortunately this lasted for so long that I started making little sounds so they will know I'm awake ,but hey, they were such an idiot ,it was either they never heard or they never cared .standing up was not an option for me , I just laid there praying for my sister and her husband to walk in . I had to lay there and endure all the rubbish , they abused the sofa ,the lady 's vagina was so noisy , The romp finally ended . When they heard the sound of a car horn . It was my sister and her husband . You guys need to see how this idiot was acting cool, he was sweaty and claimed the house was too hot ,my sister's husband was busy telling him , kpele , you tried o, I thought you've gone sef, Lemme put on the Gen , make your self comfortable ...". Na so I just dey vex , I couldn't tell my sister what the man did. I was still a virgin then, I was too ashame to narrate it to her . I sincerely wish I did because I later discovered the so called document he wanted to give him was his own CV he wanted him to help him submit at my in-laws office . But that was the last time I ever allowed that man to enter the house when no one was around , I kept telling him I cant find the house keys ,he later got the message .. Has anyone experienced anything like this ? 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Mywd: 3:29pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Haa |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Nobody: 3:31pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
OP instead of lying down watching them like a stalker, why didn't you just ask them for a turn na. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Nobody: 3:32pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Seun, lalasticlala Front page abeg |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by OkuFaba(m): 3:34pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
You for stand up, clap for them, pull out ur HEADmaster then shout "I DEY SET" 5 Likes
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Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Nobody: 3:36pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
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Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Nobody: 3:38pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Mad people everywhere. The way some people throw away rationality in the face of pleasure. Imagine sex in someone else's parlour. Stupid people. OP, amend your heading. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Nobody: 3:41pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Chii59: Either the story isn't real, or, in Slawormir voice That guy is a real niggarrr 5 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by heendrix(m): 3:46pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Report fire that was a live porn nah which is fun watching The truth is no girl is gentle. the ones with the most gentle face are beast in the room, e tey bfr I know 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by sylve11: 3:46pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
This story dey one kind sha. |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by konkonbilo(m): 3:57pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by jidamsel43(m): 4:07pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Sex and Nigerians are symbiotic partners Though, sex stands for closeness, intimacy, happiness and unending feelings. Nigerians have done unspeakable things because of sex. Some men may have sexual escapades with a lady without any string attachment. Many have turned sex to a mere physical exercise and as such ignore the mores of the society. Sex is good but should be practised in a culturally acceptable way 3 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Powerfly(f): 4:13pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
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Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Nobody: 4:16pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Fastestmanalive:You're only supporting the notion that makes men look like beasts who only reason in the direction of their erections. I hope you like that image? 2 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Nobody: 4:53pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
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Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Blackmoran(m): 5:12pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
God forgive me oo, me I once had sex inside a church, it was a vigil night, and thanks to NEPA and the church was empty, me and babe decided to make use of the opportunity.. As they say make hay when the sun shine, but us were having fun when the moon rise.. |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by goldensoul55: 5:18pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Blackmoran:
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Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Mywd: 5:28pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Blackmoran: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ..... U don minit o |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Nobody: 5:44pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Chii59:It takes two to have a romp yunno. |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Nobody: 6:06pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Blackmoran:It is finished brotherly. You're going to hellfire on the last day and there's no stopping it. If I were you, I'll just continue in sin because there's no need turning a new leaf anymore when your rent free apartment in hell has already been built. 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by etrange: 6:07pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Why do Nigerians like double superlatives? Why would you say "most oddest"? 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by emelievic5: 6:16pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Blackmoran:Sorry oo |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Lightangel65: 6:16pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Mine was in uniben at a bustop around one oclock, i was going back to hostel after night class i saw a girl giving a guy bj i just turned back |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Blackmoran(m): 6:17pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
J111333:my brother this was a long time ago my teenage days high testosterone and youthful exorbitant we didn't see it as a big deal, but now anytime I reminisce and think about the past am like omo I don spoil.... 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Lightangel65: 6:27pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Chii59: What of the lady or was he fucking air? |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Nobody: 6:34pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
lol I once experienced this too they sent me to go and buy trebol as at that time, was still very young Even they kissed in my presence but although they're elderly people |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by milann: 6:46pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
I once caught two police officers i knew making out in the bush. For months, I ve been fantasizing about the woman. Her Big yash, nice hips was driving me crazy. Here was the opportunity. I told her i wanted 2 fork her or else i exposed them She begged me n agreed on the promise i dont say anything. And that was how i bleeped a policewoman for the first time in my life. We went five rounds 2 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Apination(m): 6:54pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
goldensoul55:. Most oddest? Like seriously . 1 Like |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by Denique(f): 7:54pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
etrange: 2 Likes
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Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by pek(m): 7:55pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Where is the |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by pek(m): 7:57pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Apination:You can make your comment without quoting the whole stuff. 3 Likes |
Re: Where Is The Oddest Place You Ever Witness People Have Sex ,? by yuswrld20(m): 8:09pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
wtf |
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