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Juliusmomoh:
To cut the story short.. I saw a divorce lady today , i ask if i could date her. .. She went and report me to my pastor.. And i want to denil ( lie about it ).... Cos if my pastor out now, then my own don cast... I toost her in our church premiss .. I was the one who called her there, and if my pastor got to knw about it (that i was the one that called her to the church premiss) then i don cast...
The case na dis evening...

Are you already married? If not , why are you so scared(...then my own don cast ) of your pastor as if you have done something criminal in nature. I thought you said she is divorced?
Unless you have an ulterior motive ,then your own don really cast ,true true

All these people where dey fear pastor

Oga to slap you dey hungry me,...What kind of English did I just read

kenir:
All these people where dey fear pastor

Abi oO. A man that can confidently woo a woman but cannot confidently face his pastor to validate his interest. Smh

you go toast pastor babe

IamCookie:
Abi oO. A man that can confidently woo a woman but cannot confidently face his pastor to validate his interest. Smh

I wonder what they think the pastor will do to them

Apostle must hear of this

na wah oo...so ur pastor don turn small god abi?? e go shock u say dt ur pastor wey u carry for head go take the same lady as second wife or sidechick.....jokers..

paulolee:
na wah oo...so ur pastor don turn small god abi?? e go shock u say dt ur pastor wey u carry for head go take the same lady as second wife or sidechick.....jokers..

Bro i no want make de pastor knw say na me call her come church . Help me

kenir:
I wonder what they think the pastor will do to them

Probably suspend him from being a worker. As if na worldcup

kenir:
I wonder what they think the pastor will do to them

Bro no be say i de fear the pastor oo. But my mum is not helping the matter at all.... Now i no want make the pastor knw say na me call the girl come church... I won lie coverup...

IamCookie:
Probably suspend him from being a worker. As if na worldcup

Lol

Lemme not say any more before devoted
Christians come for my head

Juliusmomoh:
Bro no be say i de fear the pastor oo. But my mum is not helping the matter at all.... Now i no want make the pastor knw say na me call the girl come church... I won lie coverup...

At least you bring person with offering come church na, no b d end result evangelism b dat?

U be beta evangelist jor

IamCookie:
Probably suspend him from being a worker. As if na worldcup

Yes, that is what i don't want...... Which advice u fit give me make i cover up ... Abeg

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Juliusmomoh:
Yes, that is what i don't want...... Which advice u fit give me make i cover up ... Abeg

No advise bro. This is a religious matter..Say it as it is

Juliusmomoh:
Bro i no want make de pastor knw say na me call her come church . Help me

help you do watin?? to kill ur pastor to as a snipper to assassinate the woman?? i no understand you o..
if its about what to tell him, man up and tell him the truth, the pastor no go beat you, las las na to punish u from service and na him go lose the offering and tithes wey u supposed pay, dts if u even de drop better bar self..

kenir:
At least you bring person with offering come church na, no b d end result evangelism b dat?

U be beta evangelist jor

Oga abeg na, i don't want them to knw say na me call her enter church.. Cos the key de with me.... Shai i don die............

paulolee:
help you do watin?? to kill ur pastor to as a snipper to assassinate the woman?? i no understand you o..

No na.. Atleast some speech to cover up....
Shai i don die today

What the hell did I just read

IamCookie:
No advise bro. This is a religious matter..Say it as it is

I know, but how can i face the pastor and tell him that i called a lady to the church premiss to toost ... Help me with any cover up speech

kenir:
Lol

Lemme not say any more before devoted
Christians come for my head

Even though some christains come now, who dat one epp ?.. Abeg help a confuse brother... I no want make the pastor knw say na me call the girl come church. Any speech to cover up ??

Don't be deceived, you have the fundamental human right to toast and be toasted. Don't mind your pastor, he is most likely doing better at the toasting ministry than you.

Juliusmomoh:
To cut the story short.. I saw a divorce lady today , i ask if i could date her. .. She went and report me to my pastor.. And i want to denil ( lie about it ).... Cos if my pastor out now, then my own don cast... I toost her in our church premiss .. I was the one who called her there, and if my pastor got to knw about it (that i was the one that called her to the church premiss) then i don cast...
The case na dis evening...

4rm Her Foolish & Childish Behaviour, U Can Now See Why She Is Divorced. I Would Advise Dat If D Pastor Calls U because Of D Matter, Just Pretend As If Don't Know Anything Abt It. Don't Accept D Allergation. Tell D Pastor Dat U Didn't Do So, Dat U Were Only Being Friendly With Her By Asking Abt How She Was Doing. Dat U Were Even Surprise Dat She Came Up With Dis Story Or Assumptions.

pmoye:
Don't be deceived, you have the fundamental human right to toast and be toasted. Don't mind your pastor, he is most likely doing better at the toasting ministry than you.

Thank u sir 4 the advice..
But he has something to cover up if he toast his church member na , but me i don' have.... To make the matter worse, my mum and the pastor are like 5 and 6 ... Now the case is around 7:30 this evening.all church workers will be present... And if they got to knw dat am the one dat invite her there ( he church ) then am in trouble .... . So i don't knw how to defend myself now...

Didn't u church goers say " the truth shall set u free?"
Don't u want to be free

My brother, you DO NOT need to defend yourself... A man doesn't need to explain why he is attracted to a woman. If the woman is that childish, then it's her problem, not yours.

By the way, I don't expect a full-grown man to be so bothered about explaining his attraction to his pastor.

When they ask you, if they ask you, tell them "Yes. I asked her to see me. I simply wanted to get to know her better, and I am really amused that she is so childish about it."

But then it is better you say those words if you are still not being fed by your dad and mum. Otherwise they might reply with, "Really? You're grounded for the next 3 years!"

Juliusmomoh:
Thank u sir 4 the advice..
But he has something to cover up if he toast his church member na , but me i don' have.... To make the matter worse, my mum and the pastor are like 5 and 6 ... Now the case is around 7:30 this evening.all church workers will be present... And if they got to knw dat am the one dat invite her there ( he church ) then am in trouble .... . So i don't knw how to defend myself now...

IamCookie:
Are you already married? If not , why are you so scared(...then my own don cast ) of your pastor as if you have done something criminal in nature. I thought you said she is divorced?
Unless you have an ulterior motive ,then your own don really cast ,true true

Anty the matter be say she senior me like 4 year's ... .. I spoke to her, she report me to her mother, and her mother report me to my mother then to our pastor cos my (my mother) and our pastor are like 5 and 6..... The case na this evening oo at 7:00 .. All our church worker will be present there ... To hear the out come of it.. So i don't wat to say to cover up..

Juliusmomoh:
Oga abeg na, i don't want them to knw say na me call her enter church.. Cos the key de with me.... Shai i don die............

Wait fes! U call her enter church to razzle am?

pmoye:
My brother, you DO NOT need to defend yourself... A man doesn't need to explain why he is attracted to a woman. If the woman is that childish, then it's her problem, not yours.

By the way, I don't expect a full-grown man to be so bothered about explaining his attraction to his pastor.

When they ask you, if they ask you, tell them "Yes. I asked her to see me. I simply wanted to get to know her better, and I am really amused that she is so childish about it."

But then it is better you say those words if you are still not being fed by your dad and mum. Otherwise they might reply with, "Really? You're grounded for the next 3 years!"

Thank u for the advice sir....

kenir:
Wait fes! U call her enter church to razzle am?

No ooo ... I called her there to toast her.... And she senior me like 4 years