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|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by mhizv(f): 8:34pm On Sep 15|
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 8:48pm On Sep 15|
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 9:02pm On Sep 15|
I don't know why i get banned after tagging monikers!!!
what's the solution??
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 9:22am On Sep 16|
A dark path seperated two distinct world. A strong wind stirred up leaves which created a ruffling sound. The aura round the place was quite confusing. no humans, no animals, just ruffling sound of dried leaves.
Vera stood on a cliff, she was still in shock as she examined the strange environment. At her rear, a globe spinned slowly and before her was a dark path, more like a pit. Then after the dark path was a vast land like a desert. She recalled being mauled by her husband and then black out.
But how did she come here?
Did Smart bring her here and maybe dumped her corpse?
This place was strange. She felt her legs…she felt light.
A close study made her realize she was soaring.
"Dead?" The realization stroked her.
She felt a movement behind her and turned in shock to see a canoe being paddled towards her direction.
"Enter!" An old woman beckoned with the paddle.
"You can't find rest untill we cross the bridge!"
It then dawned on her that the dark pit was a kind of bridge that looked like it was about to collapse.
"Where am i?" She found her voice.
"With time, you'll get use to it!"
"Your spirit has left the sand! Your spirit belongs there!" The old woman pointed at the vast land. "The underworld!"
"I'm ……d..ead?" She stuttered in disbelief.
"Enter!" The old woman said in an urgent manner.
"Vera i warned you about Smart!" The old woman said.
Vera's eyes popped open as the old woman transformed before her.
Alas! She transformed to someone she knew.
"I told you he has a hole in his heart, a hole that gradually gets deeper…ready to devour every soul!"
Smart scratched his jaw line in fear as he spotted the Doctor moving toward him.
"Doctor, is my wife safe?" He asked, afraid for the unknown.
"Mr.Smart, She is still in comatose and I'm not sure she'll make it. The bleeding was too heavy! She lost the babies".
"What baby?" Smart asked, his eyes wide open.
"She lost her two months pregnancy!"
Smart resumed the scratching session.
"I found leather stripes on her body, what…who did that?" The Doctor observed him.
"We got into a fight!" Smart said and grabbed the Doctor by his coat. "Please save her for me, she's all i got!"
"Mr.Smart, believe me when i tell you that we are trying our best. Her life is not in my hands!" The Doctor walked past him.
"I killed my baby?" He held himself in despair. "I'll never forgive myself if Vera dies!"
♪I yam a danfo driver♪
♪shebi you be danfo driver♪
"Shattap dia! I no sabi wetin you deh sing!!" Udoh screamed at Harry.
"Mehn! Una no sabi the kind jolly were deh my mind!" Harry said with a wide grin.
"So because you jolly, person no ko hear word again?" Okon said.
The five of them were sitted in the shed.
"Today na my birthday!!!" Harry squealed.
"So you still deh celebrate birthday like say you be small pikin!" James yapped.
"You no ko close that your mouth! You wey been poo for body" Harry slammed at James.
The latter just shrugged and kept mute.
The circumstances of the previous days had humbled him.
"This evening, i ko flex all of una!" Harry kept on grinning.
"Make i hear word joor! No be say you ko fit buy person better drink!" Okon shrugged.
"You deh doubt me?" Harry stood up. "Okon, this evening you ko see drink cry!"
"No be you be dat kind person!" Peter added.
"Common shattap dia! Abi i don warn you say when big men deh t...."
"Make i hear word! You sabi how many things i don achieve for this life?" Peter said.
"Wetin you don achieve?" James asked.
"I don achieve achievement!" Peter said.
"Make una leave that man, na anointed mad man him be!" Harry said.
"Na una family mad!" Peter fired back.
"Eh! so Harry, how this night ko be now?" James asked.
"We ko enter BACO club!" Harry said."Una wicked ooo, even happy birthday una no fit winch me!"
"Ooh, happy deh day! Heaven lash plenty!" Peter said.
"Aaaamennn!" Harry replied.
"Harry, you na confirm cockroach! U for say 'i wish you the same' " Udoh corrected.
"Happy dead day to my one and only bush professor!" James hailed.
"I wish you the same!" Harry replied.
"Happy birthday to an abandon warehouse of a soul. May you see babes to continue your band of honour!" Okon said.
"oya wish your mama that one!" Harry replied.
"Harry standa make i pray for you!" Udoh got up. "Infact kneel down, let me anoint you!"
"You are not qualified to pray for me, my anointing is greater than your own!" Harry said.
"My friend shutup! Who dash you anointing?" Okon fired at Harry.
"Oya kneel!" Udoh ordered.
Harry knelt reluctantly.
Udoh rubbed his head.
"Why you deh rubb my head?" Harry said in anger.
"I want to spread the anointing through the scalp region!" Udoh said and closed his eyes.
He slapped Harry's head and sighed deeply.
"Which kind yeye play be that!" Harry said.
Udoh kept on rubbing his head and adding occasional slaps to it.
"I ko vex ooo" Harry was loosing it.
"I need to feel the holy father impactation before i accelerate into prayer!" Udoh squeezed his face and began to speak in tongues.
"I lift up my eyes to the hills, whence cometh my help. On this very day, the lord made a wasted soul to be born. And that soul was Harry.
The lord led him through trouble making, womanizing and trouble shooting.
Ah! My father my father, you made him a professor with no industrail training.
Ayaya! You made him a Bishop with no ordination.
You made him a chief among demons of men.
Lord, today was the day his mother was screaming in the labour room.
I'm hundred percent sure that his big head refused to come out of the womb in time.
Lord you made him to suck breast for over seven years. That alone describes his big head.
Today i join the host of men to appreciate the idea that a son is born and the whole village was upon his shoulder, and his name was to be called counsellor, wonderful, the everlasting he goat, the prince of piss and the lord of boobs.
He has live a legacy of a great agama lizard. And now he is about to ascend the throne of termites.
Safe journey my brother, the world wasn't an easy place. Rest in the bossom of Mirabel and rest in peace.
You have retired from life as an ordained mofo, you have lived a life of a sanctified agbero from the pit of hell. You are available for your birthday as well as dead day. You have expelled the spirit of terminal kakusa in the plate of akamu. That's why the bible says 'my kingdom is not of this world'.
Harry, your kingdom is not of this world. Your kingdom is with stems of cassava and carcass of vultures......"
"Udoh! God ko punish you!" Harry cursed.
"We will see who he will punish the most. Looking at the situation, you deserve more punishment because you were born today and as you celebrate your birthday, may your pocket be filled with all manners of things that don't concern the people who will leave and die in the threshold of divine surgery........"
"Eh don do!" Harry stood up.
"Better kneel down let this prayer invest into your system!" Udoh said with his eyes closed.
"Udoh, like i said earlier...na God in heaven ko punish you and your yeye prayers!"
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by mhizv(f): 12:28pm On Sep 16|
Y'all should allow him na
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by TheCork(m): 12:56pm On Sep 16|
Please do u can write a book about sexxxx & position please?
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by Missmossy(f): 1:41pm On Sep 16|
TheCork:Lol no I can’t. I haven’t written anything in a long time.
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by TheCork(m): 2:11pm On Sep 16|
Ok. Please can we quickly talk about sexxxx for 2 minute
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 8:10pm On Sep 16|
Mr.Cork, with due respects, don't derail the thread...
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by Adeola25(f): 9:46pm On Sep 16|
Happy birthday to Harry. Thanks for the update
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 9:58pm On Sep 16|
thanks for viewing.
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 1:16pm On Sep 17|
*BACO Club- Eket*
The sound system boozed at different angles in the club. Everyone was in high spirit as they screamed and gyrated their body to the mix.
The disc jockey was an expert in the game of mixing. The coloured light added colour to the gathering.
Clanking of bottles here and there made the atmosphere exciting.
Today was Harry's birthday.
Harry and his friends sat at one corner admiring the half nude ladies that roamed round the vicinity.
"Today ko make die!!!" Okon gasped and shuddered in excitement.
Their table were filled with over eight black and green bottles, there was a half filled crate of heneiken close to them.
"Harry my man!" Udoh called.
"Speak my lord!!!"
"You've suprised your enemies!!!"
"Yes!" Harry nodded.
"You are the bomb!" Udoh said.
"Why are you yesing" Udoh asked.
"My lord, what do you want me to say" Harry asked.
From the tone and content of their conversation, they were high.
"This is the twelve bottle of anointing water which i have anionted my spirit!" Okon screamed.
"So… prof, today is your birthday...am i right?" Okon asked.
"Yes my lord!" Harry replied.
"How old are you?"
"Very old my lord!"
"That's very stupid of you!"
"Yes my lord!!" Harry nodded.
"Before you answer a question, first ofall weigh the consequence of your answers! Is that clear?" Okon held his ears.
"Yes my lord!" Harry nodded and threw a handful of weed into his mouth and chewed.
"Harry, how do you know that today is your birthday" Okon asked.
"I know na!"
"Make una shattap! This council is not a classroom!" Peter slammed the table.
A particular call girl caught his fancy.
"Make una check out that babe for me!" Peter said.
His friends tried to focus their vision but failed woefully as they saw triple of everything.
"Peter don't walk on the sea alone!" James said, eyes closed.
"Wait for the master, let him lead you on!" James kept on blabbing.
"Wetin this fool deh talk!" Harry slapped James across the face.
"Peter, who touched me?" James asked.
"James don mad!!!" Okon chuckled.
"Peter, who touched me? For i have felt the power out of me!" James said.
"Na me slap you!" Harry said.
"Go son, your faith has made thee whole!"
Peter shook his head and stood up.
"Weh you deh go?" Okon asked.
"Check out everybody's table, this table no deh complete!" Peter said.
"I am the author and finisher of your faith. I will complete the uncompleted!!" James said.
"Shayo na bastard!!!" Harry folded his hand in mock pity as he watched saliva tickle down from James' mouth.
"Why he no ko craze, no be him chop all the weed weh deh this tray?" Okon screamed.
"Mirriam, where is your ex-boyfriend, bring him here. I want to pass judgement!" James screamed.
"James my man! You see your life?" Peter folded his hands.
"Mirriam, your pregnancy is up to five years, are you still pregnant. Infection!! Holy ghost!!! Let your will be done. I am tired of my destiny!!!"
"Make we tie him mouth" Okon suggested.
"Leave am!!" Harry said.
"I wan go chyke that babe?" Peter shifted his chair and made a step.
"Harry commot leg?" Peter staggered.
"Commot which leg? My leg deh disturb you?" Harry screamed.
"Do make i pass na?" Peter kicked the air.
"See wahala oo" Harry shrugged.
"Buhari, give our girls scholarship!! They are paying too much in private church!!" Udoh screamed.
"Ohhh my guys don start to deh mad one by one. Igboh no good ooo" Harry kept his hand on his head.
"Iffa die now, make person no bury me. Make them leave me, i will rise again and die by myself!" James screamed.
"Oya go tell ya village people that one!" Okon replied.
"Destroy this temple, i will build it back in sixty years. I no be Jesus!" Udoh slammed the table and the bottles fell to the ground.
"Gosh!" Harry cursed.
"Harry today is your birthday, can you narrate an essay to your ancestors?" That was James again.
"Harry commot leg make i pass na?" Peter kept on screaming.
Okon and Harry stood up in alarm.
"Peter i no deh block your road!"
"Peter walk on the sea, don't fear!" James screamed.
As if on cue, Peter took a step and screamed.
"Save me master, I'm drowning!" Peter screamed and fell down flat.
Harry knew the situation was out of hand. He called the waitress and paid the bills.
"Wetin we ko do these idiots??" Okon held his waist and examined them.
Harry left and soon returned with a taxi man.
With combined effort, they were able to transfer the two dead souls into the car.
But when it was Peter's turn, he started screaming.
"Make una leave me oooo, the master will save me! Police catch these robbers, they wan thief my canvas ooo"
A slap from one of the bouncers saved the moment.
Teaching Hospital- Uyo
The extracorporeal membrane oxygenation machines withdrew the blood of Vera,oxygenated it, and pump it back into her body, keeping her alive—or something like it.
The Doctors were trying all their best. She was intubated in triage and managed in the Intensive Care Unit (ICU) with mechanical ventilation and supportive care.
But her spirit was far away... in another realm.
Victoria sailed the boat, a humming a tune.
"Am i dead?" Vera asked.
"I don't know, but you should be!" Victoria replied and kept on humming.
"I'm still trying to come to terms with my environment!" Vera kept on staring at the strange icy river. The air she breathed was different.
"Victoria!" She called.
"Who killed you?" She asked.
"You were present that day, why asking?" She shot a cold glance.
Vera trembled in fear.
"You don't recall....oops sorry, this transition is kinda physiologically stressful. But you'll get your memory as time goes by!"
"I want to return back!" Vera said.
"Please Vicky send me back" she pleaded.
"You still wish to return to that cursed beast?" She was loosing her cool as her eyes flashed and lightening strucked.
Vera shivered in fear.
"Not that...not...that" Vera stuttered. "I wish to return to my family.... please".
"Vera, my friend, it is not in my power to grant that. I'm just a spirit like you".
She paddled the boat towards the west.
"That veil...that bridge seperates the land of the living from the dead. Your body will soon decay as its force of warmth isn't available. Once the bridge is crossed, there is no going back!" Victoria commenced her humming session.
Vera breathed in resignation.
"So what next?"
"I'm taking you to the tent!"
"The tent?" Vera asked in deep confusion.
"The tent is the home of all spirit.... You remember Taiwo?"
"Your boyfriend when we wrote NECO?"
Realization dawned on Vera.
"I met him here, remember he died of asthma few months before we got admission!"
"Yes…but why isn't he here with you to welcome me?"
Victoria laughed...her laughter sounded like a soft chirp of a sparrow.
"Why laughing?" Vera took offence.
"Ohh were you expecting a grand welcome party? Don't worry Praise and i will arrange that!"
"Yea! She died shortly after her service... motor accident!"
Vera breathed hard.
The tales of woes were weakening her spirit mind.
"How did you know i was coming?"
"Ooh!! I never knew, i just went for a stroll and i sighted your spirit hovering round the veil so i rushed back to the red harbour to get a boat...."
"You still stroll?"
"Never mind! You never stopped strolling in life."
"I can't also stop strolling in dead!" Victoria smiled.
"Miss! Fight this!! Dont give up!!!
Vera stood up in alarm.
"What is it?"
"Miss! Fight!! Don't give up!!!"
Vera tilted her head sidewards and covered her ears with both hands.
"Vera! Your family is outside, they are weeping, do you want to leave them?"
"Someone is screaming in my head!!!" Vera screamed.
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 8:23pm On Sep 17|
The Spirit gathering
Vera stood dazed and confused, the voices screaming in her head didn't stop.
Victoria dropped the paddle in the boat and rushed to her.
"Are you okay?"
Vera nodded, her palms covering her ears.
"I hear voices!"
"Voices, where?" Victoria helped her sit.
"In my head!"
"What did the voice say?"
"Fight!....that's what i keep hearing"
Victoria's eyes popped.
"You aren't dead?" Victoria examined her.
"I don't kno........Ahhhh!" Vera held her head.
'Miss fight this!!!"
Vera fidgeted on the boat.
"If you still hear voices from the other part, that means you aren't dead".
"But what am i doing here?"
"I'm as confused as you are" She grabbed the paddle and rowed the boat.
Timi sighed for the tenth time. He had been driving and his phone was at the back seat.
The caller refused to give up as the phone kept on ringing.
He maneuvered the car and found a good parking point. He turned grabbed the phone and swiped the green icon.
The voice dawned on him.
"Bernice, longest time. I'm sorry i couldn't call, you know how our work is. How is your dad?"
"Timi, I'm pregnant!"
Vera gasped in horror as she saw myriad of spirit on plain garment soaring few inches above solid ground.
"This is the tent!" Victoria dropped the paddle and held Vera's hand and together they soared out of the boat.
The feeling was interesting to Vera as she felt light.
The spirit dramatically created a space for her to pass by.
Vera turned back and saw fleet of boats sailing towards them.
"Those are spirits who just transcended from the mortal world" Victoria helped her off the confusion.
Truth be told, everywhere felt strange.
"Vvvvvera!" Someone screamed.
Vera turned toward the direction of the voice.
"Praise!!!!!" She squealed and soared towards her.
They hugged each other.
"I miss you!" They said almost in unison.
"What happened to you?" Praise asked.
"She was killed by that devil!" Victoria spat.
Vera turned to her with a cold look.
"I happened to be around the bridge during the time you were assaulted" Victoria said and settled on a cliff.
"I can just come to....."
"Is it true?" Praise asked.
"What?" Vera asked in confusion.
"Does Smart have a h...."
"He didn't do it on purpose, we had a fight" She couldn't understand why she defended him.
Victoria chuckled lightly.
"You are still stupid!"
"And you're still mean!" Vera replied her.
"Where is Taiwo?" Vera asked.
"We need to look for him!" Victoria replied and soared.
"How will we spot him amongst these people?"
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Vera held her throbbing head.
"What's happening?" Praise asked in fear.
A bright light shone across Vera's face and she saw her lifeless body on the hospital bed with all sort of tubes connected to her.
In a flash, she saw her husband looking dejected, her family wailing, and screaming her name.
"What is it?" Praise asked.
"I don't belong here!" Vera took a step backward.
A powerful force swept her upwards.
"Veeerrra don't leave us!!!!" Praise cried.
She looked down and saw a man, her eyes popped in realization.
"It is me" He nodded and stretched forth a hand. "Take my hand!"
Vera was torn between two realms.
The realms of men and the realms of the spirit.
"You promised never to leave me but you left and now providence has given us the opportunity to unite! Don't go back to the world, it is filled with evil!" Taiwo cried, he tried to soar closer to her but couldn't .
"Vera don't!" Praise and Victoria cried in unison.
"Reject that force and it will free your spirit!" Taiwo screamed.
Vera saw her crying mother, her senior sister, her husband, the Doctors sweating over in their lab coat.
"Think about us!" He breathed.
She closed her eyes and recalled the memories they shared. Taiwo and Vera.
She struggled with the torrent, she tried to gain her balance but couldn't.
Her friends sensing her difficulty tried to soar towards her but couldn't.
"Vera, through clouds and sunshine, please stay with me!" Taiwo screamed.
"You are not yet one of us, your time among men still counts!" A voice in the wind said.
"Your time with us counts!" They screamed in unison.
Vera struggled with the wind but she felt herself flowing with its torrent.
"You remembered the day i gave you a necklace, you remembered what you told me?" Taiwo wailed. "You said you will never leave me. Our love was strong in life, it is still strong in dead. Don't you feel it in your spirit?"
Vera gasped and struggled with the torrent.
"Vera don't go back to Smart, make a choice and break the wind!" Victoria screamed.
"Yes! Vera let the torrent know your choice" Praise cried out.
Vera screamed out in despair, she was torn between two realms.
The people she loved were on one side and the ones she cared about were on the other.
"Taiwo i care!" She managed to scream above the raging torrent. "But my family is priority!"
"Nooooooo" He screamed and soared towards her breaking the torrent. The love in him fueled his movement. He glided through the torrent and made to grab her spirit but she disappeared.
"Vera please stay with me!!!!" He screamed. "Abide with me, you promised me that!" He screamed in rage and a powerful thunder bolt followed.
"Don't despair, you'll see her one day!" Praise said in tears.
Taiwo closed his eyes and breathed hard.
"I can't wait for one day!" He soared towards the direction of the bridge.
"Where are you going?" Victoria asked.
"She was just a wandering soul, she wasn't dead in the physical yet!" Victoria soared with him.
He glided and faced her.
"I vowed never to cross over to the other side but now i won't keep that vow!"
Victoria held him tight.
"Are you out of your mind? You've been buried! That adventure is dangerous. We can only find true rest here. What if you cross and never come back!"
Taiwo gritted his teeth.
"I can't stay here knowing the woman i love is...."
"So you want to go and kill her?"
"No! I just want to watch over her?"
"You'll scare her!"
"She won't see me!"
"How are you sure? Mortals can't see beyond the veil an......"
"When i was dead, i didn't cross over to this side. I stayed round and i was suprised that she saw me!" She held his hand.
"If you love her, you'll let her be. Your presence in her life will add more trouble and if she attacks you diabolically, you'll be locked up here forever!"
Taiwo smiled at her.
"I'll be careful!"
He soared towards the bridge and hovered around it continuously.
His light began to diminish.
"Septan across the bridge"
"Septan across the bridge"
A heavy storm brewed, he screamed and disappeared.
Taiwo was now in the realms of men.
The heart monitor beeped signifying the normalcy of the heart beat.
The nurse observed her closely and noticed the slight movement of her fingers.
"Praise God! She is alive!" The nurse screamed in excitement.
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by mhizv(f): 9:55pm On Sep 17|
Seems another update was removed
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by SpiceyD2020: 10:06pm On Sep 17|
Thanks for the update
More ink to ur pen
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 9:01pm On Sep 18|
Mods, with due respect, this shit is getting out of hand.
The ban is just too much!
Who have i offended?
I'm not paid for this, why does my post gets deleted everytime?
This is discouraging!
Spending time, racking the brain, trying to fix something. Only to discover it being deleted is simply wickedness!!!
I really want to know my offence so that i can make amends.
And please unhide my posts...
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 9:08pm On Sep 18|
Noble literati(s), sorry for the lack of updates...the ban issue is getting on nerves and freaking me out.
Ghost readers, you are not trying...
I'm scared to update cuz another ban might be loading....
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by mhizv(f): 10:45pm On Sep 18|
Sorry about that.
Divepen1 please do something about this
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 6:36am|
mhizv:Mhizv, thanks for being there...
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by Noblejohn32(m): 6:37am|
|Re: DESIRE 2(house On Fire) By John Mfon by mhizv(f): 12:36pm|
Na wa o
What did they remove again!
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