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18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Odoctor(m): 5:37pm On Aug 23, 2020
Hi, goodevning my people, this is your friend and brother, odoctor.NG. I want to teach you this evening, 18 irresistible ways to care for your Testes, No. 18 will shock you cool

1. AVOID TIGHT FITTING PANTS
The testes are sensitive to heat. That's why the body made it in such a way that it is hanging outside the body. When you wear tight pants, it suffocates your testes, creates heat and and limits the sperm production capacity.

2. WATCH IT WHILE BICYCLING

The way bicycle seat is made, you mount pressure your pubic area while sitting. Some make mistakes and sit on their testes. Also when cycling and pedaling the bicycle � make sure your testes are free from the backward pressure that that comes from your legs.

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Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Odoctor(m): 5:43pm On Aug 23, 2020
3. AVOID GETTING INFECTIONS

For example, if you are the type that withhold urine while urinating, reflux of urine from the bladder to the ejaculatory duct can occur and cause infection.


4. WASH YOUR SCROTUM WITH SOAP AND SPONGE EVERYDAY

The scrotum is one of the dirtiest areas in our bodies. So spend more time there. Brush mildly! Gently! Please don't be harsh with this area, the blood vessels are much and the skin is very fragile. Raise the Penis up, wash the area between it and the scrotum, then raise the scrotum, scrub the area between scrotum and anus.
After you have done these, pour water and wash out then repeat the procedure again.
Make sure no remains of soap are in this area. Do not use harsh soap, do not use too much dettol. And be gentle because the testes are very fragile.
Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Odoctor(m): 5:45pm On Aug 23, 2020
5. CHANGE YOUR BOXERS EVERYDAY

Yes, I mean everyday. It doesn't cost much to have 8 boxers and wear one everyday. By weekend you wear the 8th one while you wash the rest. That's if you are the type that like packing clothes. But I advise you was them as you change them.

6. AVOID SLEEPING ON TIGHT FITTING WEARS
That's wrong. Find a free wear. Something that's let's the testes Feel cool even if the weather is hot.

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Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Newcreature2020(m): 5:48pm On Aug 23, 2020
Nice 1 OP
Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Odoctor(m): 5:49pm On Aug 23, 2020
7. DO FROG JUMP BEFORE YOU SLEEP

it's difficult but go as your strength will carry you.

8. DO PRESS UP TOO

9. DO KEGEL EXERCISE

youtube can help you in this regard.

The three exercises work well on your testerone levels, increasing your masculinity.

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Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Odoctor(m): 5:53pm On Aug 23, 2020
10. HAVE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU SLEEP

After doing the above three exercises - pressup, KEGEL and Frog jump, enter the bathroom and have a shower.

11. LIE ON YOUR BACK INSTEAD OF YOUR BELLY

This is because lying on your belly might put some pressure on your scrotum. If you are on your back, the scrotum tends to lie freely.


12. AVOID MASTURBATION

Masturbation doesn't give you real sexual stimulus. You only force your brain through imagination to get stimulated.

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Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by GreatAchiever1: 5:54pm On Aug 23, 2020
Really educative and nice.
Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Odoctor(m): 5:59pm On Aug 23, 2020
13. LET THAT AREA GET SOME SUN ONCE IN A WHILE
You know how that area is always covered. It never sees light. That's not good for it.
Once in a while, in your privacy, anytime sun is coming inside your room. Open the window and let the sun in. Then expose your entire pubic region to the sun.
Just for 30 mins or 45 mins. It helps to keep off fungal growth in that area. It also prevents odour.


14. AVOID VIBRATING INSTRUMENTS OR MACHINES
Subjecting your testes to agitation is not good. It upsets the functions of the testes and spermatogenesis.

15. AVOID LONG DISTANCE JOURNEY
Sitting on top of the engine for hours is one surest way to cook your testes.
It's not just about drivers, passengers too. If you sit in front of a bus or lorry, that place is where the engine is. And your testes is being cooked.

16. STANDING FOR TOO LONG IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR TESTES
Standing for too long can impede venous return and cause varicocele of the scrotum. Varicocele is when the veins in your scrotum that should return blood from the testes back to the heart is not functioning. Blood bags up in the veins and increase the heat in that area killing your sperms.

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Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by fati2001(m): 6:04pm On Aug 23, 2020
nice one.
Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Odoctor(m): 6:06pm On Aug 23, 2020
17. EDUCATE YOUR WIFE PROPERLY CONCERNING YOUR TESTES

A young man was rushed to the emergency department last time.
He had testicular torsion. Testicular torsion is the twisting of the arteries that supply blood to the testes, cutting off its blood supply.
It is a surgical emergency, because if it is not reversed, your testes have only 6 hours to live.
So this young man was having a nice time with his wife. Probably the young lady was playing with the testes and twisted the artery that supplies blood to it.
He was lucky. The testes was saved. So educate your wife. They may not know. Or better still share this post to them.

18. DO SELF TESTES EXAMINATION
Yes, from time to time, feel them, touch them, are they of the same size? Are they painful? Any swelling? Any change in colour?
Any anything at all... Please do not take chances. Report to your doctor.

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Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Odoctor(m): 6:07pm On Aug 23, 2020
Thank you for your audience. Any questions, use the comment. Thank you.

https://odoctor.ng/18-simple-ways-to-take-absolute-care-of-your-testes/

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Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Odoctor(m): 6:12pm On Aug 23, 2020
fati2001:
nice one.
Thank you fati2001

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Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Odoctor(m): 6:12pm On Aug 23, 2020
GreatAchiever1:
Really educative and nice.
Thank you, I love your moniker, please live to it.

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Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Odoctor(m): 6:13pm On Aug 23, 2020
Newcreature2020:
Nice 1 OP
One love bro

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Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Barney001: 6:17pm On Aug 23, 2020
Odoctor:
17. EDUCATE YOUR WIFE PROPERLY CONCERNING YOUR TESTES



18. DO SELF TESTES EXAMINATION
Op...what of regular ball sucking


Hope it's not dangerous to the balls
Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Odoctor(m): 6:25pm On Aug 23, 2020
Barney001:

Op...what of regular ball sucking


Hope it's not dangerous to the balls
It is dangerous. Because infections can occur, either ways.
Torsion can also occur too. The blood vessels are very delicate, and the teeth can bite them open.

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Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Barney001: 6:33pm On Aug 23, 2020
Odoctor:

It is dangerous. Because infections can occur, either ways.
Torsion can also occur too. The blood vessels are very delicate, and the teeth can bite them open.
I've never had an infection tho ...nor an injury...


Although some of these girls tend to suck on it tightly ...in the name of been romantic

It hurts a little sometimes...but that's all... cool

Besides if torsion occurs...I guess the balls would die and sperm wouldn't be produced again

So I'm still safe...for now
Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by GreatAchiever1: 6:41pm On Aug 23, 2020
Odoctor:

Thank you, I love your moniker, please live to it.
Thanks. By Gods Grace I will.
Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by merieam16(f): 6:44pm On Aug 23, 2020
Nice one dockey, buh nt seen anytin shockin in number 18 shocked

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Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by paulolee(m): 7:01pm On Aug 23, 2020
nice one ma gee, more health to all of our dangling testes..
Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Odoctor(m): 7:09pm On Aug 23, 2020
merieam16:
Nice one dockey, buh nt seen anytin shockin in number 18 shocked
Hehe..thank you. Which one was shocking, 17?
Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Noseme: 7:30pm On Aug 23, 2020
This is quite educative.... Thanks
Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by blackboy(m): 7:35pm On Aug 23, 2020
Not bad
Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by IamPlato(m): 7:37pm On Aug 23, 2020
See As This Guy De Embarrass Men Testes for Public
Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Vyzz: 8:07pm On Aug 23, 2020
grin
Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by bossvinqualad25(m): 8:09pm On Aug 23, 2020
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Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Odoctor(m): 10:31pm On Aug 23, 2020
Noseme:
This is quite educative.... Thanks
Thank you

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Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by rowland545(m): 10:40pm On Aug 23, 2020
Nice write up I guess....so wat should we call u?? Balls expect.or Dr of testees ??

And wats with the frog jump?

Like how is that suppose to help my balls

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Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by gungab(m): 10:45pm On Aug 23, 2020
Common Meeenh

Fp material
Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by blazepascal(m): 11:33pm On Aug 23, 2020
IamPlato:
See As This Guy De Embarrass Men Testes for Public
grin
IamPlato:
See As This Guy De Embarrass Men Testes for Public
Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by LadySarah(f): 12:03am On Aug 24, 2020
It should be 16 boxer shorts, 2 per day,one morning one at night.
You can't wear the same sweaty morning one at night. Haba!
Re: 18 ways to Care for Your Testes, No. 17 will shock You! by Chukscon: 3:12am On Aug 24, 2020
LadySarah:
It should be 16 boxer shorts, 2 per day,one morning one at night.

You can't wear the same sweaty morning one at night. Haba!

You don't even need boxers at nite....the testes need fresh air after the sweaty morning

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