salt1:


See analysis! And you know all these because you're one of them? You know that it takes a witch to know a witch.

you and I kw this explanation is true

Remimadrid1:
On Facebook: " you are a hired assassin".
After Church: " see me in my office, you need deliverance.

Boring

Sonnobax15:
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brother G.O, with all due respect,we know this..

but the question is that-"are we(the floor members) complaining about being assassinated??
the answer is NO..

infact,we love being assassinated every Sunday.

inshort,we always look forward to seeing Sundays's assassination..


thank you..

Nothing like floor members in the church of God.
Anyone that doesn't consider being 'assassinated' is simply a member of hell fire from here!

how about those that extort poor church goers in the name of offering and tithes by linking them to blessings etc what are they to be called my dear sir

Chii59:
Don't be faster than your shadow.

it is a harmless request that maybe unless if you are married.

Sonnobax15:
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brother G.O, with all due respect,we know this..

but the question is that-"are we(the floor members) complaining about being assassinated??
the answer is NO..

infact,we love being assassinated every Sunday.

inshort,we always look forward to seeing Sundays's assassination..


thank you..

Says who?

budaatum:

I see what you mean. It is not your eye that you should pluck out and cast from thee for your lack of control that made you sin but I that must be put in a hijab so you do not sin and be cast into hell fire.

The church too need to preach modesty and decency.

BigTableShaker:
hehehe.
Me I see em as "emi okukun" from the marine world.

Emi okunkun birimu birimu to deep gan

Amotolongbo:
This is a very fact

should be this is a fact... not a very fact.

NtiObaEneke:

The church too need to preach modesty and decency.

They can indeed "preach modesty and decency", but do note that they preach about stealing and adultery and that don't make me not steal or adulterate, so good luck with that.

They can of course put security at the door to turn me and my skirt away too, but thankfully I can take my skirt and my tithes down the road to a church that's more interested in the content of my heart than the length of my skirt.

BabaAgba79:



Why should you complain about the way people dress? Religious humans are always laughable! Just tell us that ur prick is standing whenever u see fine girls for church! Haba, leave our girls alone, spiritual rapists gbogbo! Look at mad women who are naked, are they too hired killers?

In other words we should consider them to be mad and mentally degraded. In that case we can call in the authority to come and take them over to the psychiatric.

SmartProf:
Those oloshos are mainly husslers, and they target churches with potentially rich dudes, and motivational preaching pastors. They shout and exclaim when not needed, just to attract cheap attention...for churches that people go round to give offerings, these babes cause hold up when dancing towards the offering box, and at the end of church, they take selfies around clean & expensive looking cars. Some of them who need more clients do join the ushering unit where they position the seat of any rich looking dude close to where they will be stationed, in order to allow such dude maximum examination of their assets. These 'hired assasins' don't joke with dancing steps...they will ensure u know they are well endowed & are a balanced diet in all bodily departments, especially if they are infront of u. Unfortunately for those who don't get a client to hook up with, after church they'll put back their high heel shoes in the bag, wear flat slippers and trek home in groups, while deliberating on the next church to attend that has rich dudes.

You must have been a victim to devil's advocate

budaatum:

They can indeed "preach modesty and decency", but do note that they preach about stealing and adultery and that don't make me not steal or adulterate, so good luck with that.

They can of course put security at the door to turn me and my skirt away too, but thankfully I can take my skirt and my tithes down the road to a church that's more interested in the content of my heart than the length of my skirt.

Does the punishment attached to crime in a country stop crime abruptly? If you take your tithe and skirt to another church, what does it change? A change of heart that can't affect your whole being? or don't you know the heart is the first call of every good and bad. If it should end in a change of heart then it should not be wrong if one walk into the street, a church plainly nacked. Or you think GOD dont know what he was doing when he had to cloth Adam and Eve even though their unclothedness was inconsequential as they were already husband and wife.

Last week, saw some identified oloso's in church. Check my signature if in Ibadan

budaatum:

They can indeed "preach modesty and decency", but do note that they preach about stealing and adultery and that don't make me not steal or adulterate, so good luck with that.

They can of course put security at the door to turn me and my skirt away too, but thankfully I can take my skirt and my tithes down the road to a church that's more interested in the content of my heart than the length of my skirt.

I thought you are male.

budaatum:

If those pastors read their Bible they'd fix their evil roving eyes on God instead of on my dancing ass, but I guess when they get in front of God they can say my ass made them sin and hope God is fooled.

So that dancing ass is innocent. Must you dance that ass seductively in front them. Mind the lenght of skirt or dress you wear when dancing that ass or else you kill a lot of people

Awon (un)hired Assasin crews!

Chii59:

Don't be faster than your shadow.

I think it's advantageous that he is plain.

Plain men aren't cunny.

He isn't faster than his shadow at all.

Just passing.

BabaAgba79:



Why should you complain about the way people dress? Religious humans are always laughable! Just tell us that ur prick is standing whenever u see fine girls for church! Haba, leave our girls alone, spiritual rapists gbogbo! Look at mad women who are naked, are they too hired killers?

So you're saying because mad women are naked, it's okay for sane people to be?
I kinda get your point but your example was just off

May God have mercy on you

Sonnobax15:
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brother G.O, with all due respect,we know this..

but the question is that-"are we(the floor members) complaining about being assassinated??
the answer is NO..

infact,we love being assassinated every Sunday.

inshort,we always look forward to seeing Sundays's assassination..


thank you..

BabaAgba79:



Why should you complain about the way people dress? Religious humans are always laughable! Just tell us that ur prick is standing whenever u see fine girls for church! Haba, leave our girls alone, spiritual rapists gbogbo! Look at mad women who are naked, are they too hired killers?

After reading this, i discovered that it lack sense!

I thought true Born Again Christians have DEADENED their flesh {Colossians 3:5} so that nothing seductive could affect their sight {Matthew 5:28} are they going to remain inside their worship centers always?

So if they can't control their eyes within their place of worship where their hearts should be fixed on heavenly things, how are they going to deal with people who have no business with their God?

Chai... Na them

Ishawuru, The G.O

You no serious oh�

pyyxxaro:
Uncle Ishawuru

one of the few xtian clerics whose doctrines I respect their

Quite True

Angelfrost:


Why exactly would you want your excrement to smell like a delicacy, you interested in eating it??!

Kai! Guy why you come finish me like dis now? The idea is not to 'smell' the shit while shitting it.

khaykay15:
Gbam.
Don't off the mic sir because I don't know what it takes to dress decently.

I love your dressing. Wow, that's fascinating, yet, beautiful.

TOPCRUISE:

So that dancing ass is innocent. Must you dance that ass seductively in front them. Mind the lenght of skirt or dress you wear when dancing that ass or else you kill a lot of people

Mister, I'm absolutely certain you came to church to focus on God so stop assuming my joyful ass shaking is for the benefit of your sinful eyes.

If you die, its your sinful eyes that killed you and not me glorifying God with all my heart and soul and mind and my God given ass!