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Typical Nigerian (pic) by donvoice(m): 2:13pm On Sep 01, 2020 |
We are Nigerians -We call every toothpaste MACLEAN We don't care� � � -We call every noodle INDOMIE We are like that� � � -We call every insecticide SHELLTOX We can't help it��� -We call every detergent OMO It's in our DNA��� -We point at an empty chair and ask “Who's sitting there ” We are like that�� We are just like that -When NEPA takes light, we go out and,check if it's the whole street We are just like that�� -We use a bar of soap till it looks like a Sim card We don't have a problem��� -We buy something,skip Instructions & ask neighbors how it's used We don't care�� -We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before going We don't trust anybody,,not even a machine that is made by man���� -We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going We are courteous ����� -We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning, -We are like dat��� -We can't change, we are who we are. -we are Nigerians proudly NIGERIAN. Add yours
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