elisho:
na chicken they make love rubbish sex with out kiss e no work

rentAcock:
In all seriousness, some girls are so ugly, you need to cover their whole face with nylon bag just to have an erection.

Just the other day I witnessed a young girl collapse on the floor in a busy market. My brain told me to keep walking and pretend like I didnt see anything but my heart forced me to attend to the girl. I quickly rushed over to the unconscious and unresponsive teenager just laying down stone cold on the hot pavement. You see I used to be an avid fan of the TV show Greys Anatomy and I had learnt how to perform CPR just by watching that show. I quickly knelt beside the breathless and pulseless body of this young girl and I immediately started giving her chest compressions; 30 compressions and then 2 breaths mouth-to-mouth. I was scared I might contract covid considering I had no mask on and I was swapping bodily fluid with this stranger. But I didnt care, my mission was to provide as much aide as possible, life has no duplicate. This story probably doesn't belong here on this thread but I just want to say I was able to resuscitate the young girl, although she suffered some broken ribs from the chest compressions. While the message by the health minister comes from a good place, sometimes you cannot avoid having close contact without masks. Love making shouldn't be restricted either, continue to kiss your partner, there's already a high probability you have been exposed to the virus.