during d ultimate search as it is fondly called in my school, we were not allowed to bring phone to school, naso one foolish catch me with phone with d new porn videos I jez downloaded last night, d principal flogged d hell outta me

Wearing trouser to school in SS1. Only SS3 students wears trousers in Rivers State public school. For touching the nyash of a pretty corper in SS2....

[quote author=Phabulous828 post=93604971]During our secondary school days, we all have once or more times been called into the principal's office.

As you all know that the principal is as fierce as a lion's den. Let me share mine with you guys

Mine was
When I was in SS 2, there was this senior that always found pleasure in tormenting us with canes, as in he always goes around the school with canes big ones at that.

One day we planned to digrace the senior on the assembly ground, so the said senior was making a speech and he made a grammatical blunder, I shouted OLODO then my classmates followed.
He almort cried, After the assembly

Was when i caught my vice principal fucking my English Teacher on his office table.
I gave dem time and went to back window cos they nvr knew i could scale fence.We call my English teacher chest out cos of her big boobs and vic princ. we ca Toto.
I made sure they see me bf i left.if Android dey then hmmm.

Kai nxt day aunty called me aside after school and said i nvr disclose wat i saw.i said No.she asked me if id love to do i said yes.That was how i tasted a puna at SSS2.was so sweet then as she guided me.
Was a nasty experience

Fighting

Principal's meeting with school prefects.

paulolee:
caught looking porn magazine wey jude been smuggle come skul, all boys don go piss( that was the lie we used) and when it was my turn to go urinate at the back of the class, i didnt kno dt our wicked teacher suspected and followed me she caught me red handed looking at the porn magazine..
wetin pain me pass be say my short stick was still standing strong no gre fall till when we reach headmaster office, how i wan take defend dt case??

Ehya...your case strong oo,so how the matter come end?

paulolee:
caught looking porn magazine wey jude been smuggle come skul, all boys don go piss( that was the lie we used) and when it was my turn to go urinate at the back of the class, i didnt kno dt our wicked teacher suspected and followed me she caught me red handed looking at the porn magazine..
wetin pain me pass be say my short stick was still standing strong no gre fall till when we reach headmaster office, how i wan take defend dt case??

The evidence against you is too strong

Farki:
One of the temporary teachers from youth service was insulting us in class and I said that was unnecessary. She then went to the principal to complain and she said she never said that and that we were being difficult. You know how Nigerian schools are and the student is always wrong so I now had to apologise to her.

The girl didn't spend up to one year in that school.

I am glad you spoke up. I wish more students would. Some people demand respect but don't lead by example.

The boarding master came to our hostel one Sunday morning, I didn't attend service that day.
And i couldn't offer any concrete explanation, he said I should pack my bags that I am suspended for one week. But first I have to meet the principal on Monday morning. when I got to the principal's office, I saw my radio he cease from me earlier I grab it into my school bag. Then wait for him to return to the office with my Well typed suspension letter. I took the letter from him with open arms, travelled home and stayed with my friends. After one week I go find one okada man wey come represent my papa.i de mad to go tell my papa say I am suspended.

Samouniverse:
I wrote her a love letter and put it in the middle of her new school chemistry textbook(ababio) I borrowed... From principal to general staff room, that day I saw hell... Well 3 years later we dated and I broke her heart.... MEMORIES

guy i dey haill ohh

Mine Was the day we chased our English teacher into our principal's office for slapping our S.P

michealdeco:
Nothing bad

She saw me one day after school and after some talkings
She always invites me to her office every break time and she'll give me lunch money
Also gifted me a dictionary I still use till date

Best principal ever

That's the kind of people who are supposed to work in schools.

hahaha ..


me I dey enter principal office almost everyday to go collect my 7 lashes for making noise and speaking Igbo vernacular in the class.

Na based on...

Anonymous level.

Mastakija:
so na u
aswear d kain swear wey dem fodon swear give u ehn

Mine was because of Gameboy advance Oo.

I opened a game centre in class where student can play games at a fee, i think i had like 6 cartridges, fifa04 was the gold mine.

The bitter students went ahead to report me to a teacher cos i dont give free games.
The teacher caught me in the act of operation and escalated the matter to the principal.
First time in the principal office, Naso i chop 2week
And the gameboy was never given back.

We were playing ball, i played a shot and the ball landed on our principal 's head, na so the ball take finish o, everybody ran away.. I was later traced to my hideout, the rest is history

Me and my home boys threaten 2 beat up one dude and d guy faint put am for our head say we beat am. (P6) I pity my life cuz my papa na no go area

Then i was in ss2, i was caught looking at my classmate pant

Well well well

What do we have here?


One guy for class tell one girl say wetin be d code of ur pant? Naso one dagboru carry d girl go meet principal to report the guy,from there d dagboru tell principal say some guys dey press girls breast for class.......write their names,my name was number one, las las principal forgave us and tore the suspension letters...

I really want to drive around this year end, and visit where I grew up, my street, my secondary school, my university.

See old friends. So help me God.

Amen.

The beauty of life is in preserving memories.

And I will take somebody along.

Space booked! I am coming lol

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was in jss2 then...I kept touching a girl's nyansh(my female class mate)..

and the witch no gree warn me codedly not until we gather for class one day...na then the babe Cor drop the bombshell..my class prefect Cor carry the matter for head,Cor go report me for principal office..

so I was summoned,but I denied it vehemently...


abi na when I take blue film go supply give my classmates for sss1??

I was not noisy in class.

But I was a clown at the extramural lessons.

Chai, if I enter, class mood go change.

i fought with my igbo female teacher in JS3, because i refused to pay for a levy i felt was illegal and fraudulent as at the time..

Samouniverse:
I wrote her a love letter and put it in the middle of her new school chemistry textbook(ababio) I borrowed... From principal to general staff room, that day I saw hell... Well 3 years later we dated and I broke her heart.... MEMORIES

Samouniverse:
I wrote her a love letter and put it in the middle of her new school chemistry textbook(ababio) I borrowed... From principal to general staff room, that day I saw hell... Well 3 years later we dated and I broke her heart.... MEMORIES

Deborah98:
I never went to principal's office till I graduated,what offence will I tell my dad that I committed,a man who is quick to instill discipline and correction.

Same here.

sinaj:
Love letter and when my senior cut my skirt because it was too tight.

Aunty Lovina

I only stood with 2 other guys( class mates).. To ma principal the trio was up to something stupid..we were summoned & cautioned never,I repeat never to be seen again...

Lady16:
I helped him carried his bag

It's like you're the only person here who hasn't gotten into trouble

I was a model student and usually got called for tasks or exceptional results, not for punishment.

akpunda86:
[/quote] Bad boi [quote author=akpunda86 post=93612373]

Bad boi

Vyzz:



First...

After Uche told me that Amaka likes me... As boy wey never sabi I dropped book and told uche to coordinate Amaka for me... Me sef e be like I don dey crush on her since, I just found out now.

The more I think of AMAKA the more I became dumb... One day, during school period I and uche was outside the classroom strategizing how best to get Amaka not know that the principal was visiting our classroom that afternoon... He saw us outside and asked "Hey, u two... Which class are u in?"..

As I no expect am, I shock reply..

"Yes I are".

Secondly...

Vyzz

what is this one saying